elementalhero: lelouch in a fancy hat with a monocle (i am not prince hamlet nor was meant to)
Once upon a time, two years ago, Gramma Random promised someone she'd write them a drabble in a Christmas drabble meme. Of course, Gramma Random is full of it, and never wrote it in time for the 2009 season, or even 2010's. However, this year, she finally completed it - except it isn't really a drabble, which is probably why the dang thing took so long.

Without further ado...

"The Night Lelouch Stole Christmas"

Now, the Brits in Britannia loved Christmas a lot... )


Have a great holiday!

Loot Post

Dec. 26th, 2010 04:31 pm
elementalhero: NO PANTS (ξdisney | eljay solves all problems)
Well, since it is Christmas, I may as well inform you guys about what-all I got this year!

- Black Ugg cardigan boots (shut up they are fuzzy on the inside and that is a wondrous thing)
- Two (2) sweaters
- Inception on DVD (yessssssssssssss)
- Rosetta Stone for Japanese (yessssssssssssssssssssssssss)
- the coolest scarf ever
- a yoga mat and set of Pilates resistance bands for days when it is too cold to trek to the gym
- a new purse big enough to hold all my crap ^^
- various bath products
- gift cards for iTunes, Borders, Barnes and Noble, and T.J. Maxx
- ca$h

Bad news: monstrous blizzard delayed a VERY IMPORTANT TRIP TO RHODE ISLAND for me, and I am upset :c

<3

Dec. 25th, 2010 02:13 am
elementalhero: NO PANTS (ξstock | i am the lord your god)
The people who walked in darkness have seen a great light;
Upon those who dwelt in the land of gloom, a light has shone.
You have brought them abundant joy and rejoicing,
As they rejoice before you as at the harvest, as men make merry when dividing spoils,
For the yoke that has burdened them, the pole on their shoulder,
And the rod of their taskmaster you have smashed, as on the day at Midian.
For every boot that tramped in battle, every cloak rolled in blood,
will be burned as fuel for flames.

For a child is born to us, a son is given us;
upon his shoulders dominion rests.

They name him Wonder-Counselor, God-Hero, Father-Forever,
Prince of Peace.

- Isaiah 9:1-5


A very merry Christmas to all on my flist who celebrate the holiday. For those of you who don't, may you have a wonderful day nonetheless, may you make merry with all your loved ones, and may you find comfort, faith, and hope in whatever you believe.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Naruto [SRS BSNSS])
Sorry I haven't done much lately but memes, you guys. I've finally recovered almost completely from my Horrible Teef Surgery and lived to tell the tale, so here's a sort-of catch-up post about my mostly-crappy-but-actually-pretty-okay holidays, as well as some random internet crap.

You have died for this village! )

ON HAPPIER NOTES, HAVE SOME SPAM:

Auto Tune the News: This is a series of videos, in which the news is made to be musical and hilarious. Sadly, there are only nine! This is the source of most of my derpy journal titles lately.

NABURO: oh god XDX This is....well, just. Click the link. It's an incredibly bad Naruto ripoff manga from Indonesia. It's honestly so brain-searingly bad that it's hilarious, as well as terrifying. If you liked the first link, here's the second. I have already noticed some of the quotes undergoing memetic mutation. I say we encourage it. It's amazing. /glances at journal title and cut-text

And here's a meme!

Put your music player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty-one songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-second is the title.

I Think of a Lot of Things When I'm Walking

Now we're broken on the floor.
Prison gates won't open up for me--
Reach out, touch faith.

You can dig me up a grave,
Three sleepless nights.
We both take the hardest punches.
Black widow in a white room, will you survive?

Crawling streets are cleared away.
We only want to sing you to sleep.
I close both locks below the window.

Let's talk, and we'll fill the air.
Everyone says, sooner or later,
"I've noticed your design.
Raise your hands out and testify!"

This world will never be what I expected.

And I love her so,
Stems and gears, oh how the daisies bloom.
Autumn brought some kind of change.

Consider this your final warning:
In the middle of a gunfight...

No, she won't, she won't, she won't wait.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Sasuke/Naruto [OH GOD WHY])
aaaaaaaaah I'm reapping Itachi at Dollsyhouse too aaaaaaaaaaaah

Also! The next Christmas request is on its way! It's just. Well. I won't spoil the surprise.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (A Goofy Movie [eeeeeeyyyyy])
Incoming flist spam! The first of my Christmas drabble requests~

[livejournal.com profile] ironyaficionado
Fandom: Naruto/Squarewarts
Characters/Pairing: Sasuke
Prompt: Obligated to be a bell ringer in a Christmas choir

Title: Sasuke's Christmas Miracle
Rating: G

jingle all the way! )
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Haruhi [omfglol])
On the twelfth day of Christmas, okroginator sent to me...
Twelve sparkly things drumming
Eleven star wars writing
Ten jak games a-ranting
Nine chiodos pitching
Eight movies a-roleplaying
Seven books a-singing
Six chorus a-reading
Five bff o-o-o-otps
Four video games
Three kingdom hearts
Two spongebob squarepants
...and a sasuke in a lol villainy.
Get your own Twelve Days:
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Naruto [DO NOT WANT])

...[livejournal.com profile] jaderhade demanded of me (at gunpoint):

Five weeks of fail
Four little letters
Three times a promise
Two sexy redheads
And a crazy Ouran/Fight Club medley.

Yeah, it's been way more than five weeks since Christmas.  And I have seven requests to go.  But hey.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Itachi [raepface])

...[livejournal.com profile] jaderhade  asked of me:

Four little letters
Three times a promise
Two sexy redheads
And a crazy Ouran/Fight Club medley

To explain the description text, how many letters are in the word "love?"  Also, it was supposed to be happy and ended up being a giant angstfest.  Sorry, Jade.  Your NejiTen will be much more lighthearted and Christmassy.  I promise.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Itachi [o rly?])

...[livejournal.com profile] feilyn also asked of me:

Three times a promise
Two sexy redheads
And a crazy Ouran/Fight Club medley

For more explanation, since the link doesn't explain:  The request was an Itachi/Anko with a happy ending.  Since that pairing is, by default, really messed up (and not canonical at all but feh, who cares), it's really hard sometimes

I'm kind of cheating, since I wrote that for a drabble meme for [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja, but since the other one I was writing for the request got really stalled and is currently stagnating on my hard drive, I figured it'd be easier to just post this one instead.  Eh.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Akon [fail])

Apparently, the Grinch has stolen the other ten days of Christmas, as I have been in a communications blackout from the 26th to, like, now with extended family and, oh yeah, SCHOOL.

The assignments I must do before break ends:

7-page term paper (which honestly should have already been done)
Regular-length Lord of the Rings essay
Partner project with [livejournal.com profile] chocomarauder on Chaucer and the medieval Church
Preparations for my class seminar on the 27th of January, for which I have done nothing

(all of the above are from AP English ALONE)

Creative Writing Anthology
and that short story, also for CW

And a take-home Calc test.

*facefalls*

So...I have the next Christmas request ALMOST FINSIHED (I beg thy forgiveness, [livejournal.com profile] jaderhade ! D:), and the ones after that will probably definitely be very very late.

D:

In the meantime, have a meme I ganked from [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja :


When reading our friends' LJs, we sometimes see certain repeated names appearing in posts or comments. Ask me about someone you've seen around my LJ whom you're curious about.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Itachi [o rly?])

...[livejournal.com profile] feilyn  inspired for me:

Two sexy redheads
And a crazy Ouran/Fight Club medley.

Wackiest crosspairing ever.  Also, shut up, it's still the 26th even though it's 1 am on the 27th.  Shut.  Up.

EDIT:  Here's the fanfiction.net link, if you like.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Default)

...[livejournal.com profile] wickedxxlovely  asked of me:

A crazy Ouran/Fight Club medley.

Enjoy.

(Yes, we're doing the Twelve Days thing now.  I secretly knew it would come to this all along.)
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Akon [fail])

DIET IS GONE.  BYE BYE, DIET!!!  I just ate about forty pounds of sushi, salmon, ham, and shrimp in the past two hours.

To make up for being lazy tight-lipped about my life the past two days, have... AN ACCOUNT OF MY ENTIRE DAY!

CHAPTER ONE: CHERRY BLOSSOM ROMANCE FOREVER

YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE VILLAGE! cried Jimmy. THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS ARE COMING! )

CHAPTER TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

blogging! )
CHAPTER THREE: ALDJKALSJKLFALAFK

foooooooooooooooood )


IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING REQUESTS:

Okay.  Only one of them is written as of 8:14 pm here.  I had planned to have them up by noon tomorrow.  If I can't get them all written tonight, here's the plan.  One will go up per day for the next twelve days (BECAUSE MAGICALLY I HAVE TWELVE REQUESTS, WOOT), and we'll do them up like a "Twelve Days of Christmas" deal.  It'll be cute.  T_T  PLEASE FORGIVE MY FAIL.

Oh!  [livejournal.com profile] feilyn !  MERRY CHRISTMAS IN NEW ZEALAND!!!!  *hugglomps*
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Orihime [*blush*])
Tomorrow's the last day.

Considering how many cookies I ate today, I probably need to do this for another six weeks, but I don't care because I feel so good about myself still.

Augh, there is so much to be said about my day today, but I will honestly pass out if I remain awake any longer, so I'll have to report in on the tomorrow.

To my Eastern Hemisphere buddies, for whom it is Christmas Eve already, have a lovely holiday and may you receive an abundance of joy and family and sugar.

Peace.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Sasuke & co. [high five!])

Well.

Two full days left of this.

I honestly have never looked better in winter. I always gain huge amounts of weight around this time of year, due to school stress (which unfailingly ramps up as teachers begin to assign big projects for no discernible reason), seasonal depression, lack of exercise particularly since I quit basketball a couple of years ago, and the overabundance of FOOOOOOOOOD.

But this is something I chose to do, my jeans fit most lovely on me today, and I feel great about myself right now.  :D

In Christmas news, I have a small request to make of the marvelous [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja :

Do you remember this post?  You posted a Naruto fanmix, and the songs you picked all looked really intriguing and cool as I went through your music archives looting plundering stealing making use of the lovely links you left.  Unfortunately, all the links in that post are dead, and I was...wondering... if you could get them to me?  *pleading face* 

Term paper is now due after break.  I would enjoy this a lot more if it weren't because my teacher's very elderly mother is in bad shape, and the reason it kept getting put off was because he kept leaving to take care of her, and now she has apparently taken a turn for the worse.  D:  I feel awful for being so glad for my own skin, when I should have had it done by now in the first place.

Sigh.

Mike (homecoming date, just-friends Mike) bought me an Urahara hat for Christmas!!!  :DDD  I wore it all day, because like magic, it was "Pay a Dollar to Wear a Hat in School Day" (MOSH fundraiser), so eeeeeeee it looked so cool.  And [livejournal.com profile] chocomarauder got me a lovely purple scarf with tinsel threads woven into it.  *snuggles*  I love it.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Hiyori [XXX])
Good day!  I ate a lot of chicken for some reason.  And I had an Orange Julius when I was out malling for Christmas presents.  But then I was a good girl.


*sigh*  I have ten more requestfics to write, but they're going to have to be put on hold while I bang out a shit-tastic rough term paper draft, which life has been kind enough to delay three times for me, and I still haven't written the goddamn thing.  My willpower is nonexistent, I'm a lazyass, and I would rather sit around in my pajamas playing Baldur's Gate than do something for a major AP grade.  I, just, I'm so disgusted with myself right now, I can barely speak.

And I have to also finish that short story for Creative Writing.  Frack.

All-nighter.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Sasuke & co. [high five!])

Ugh, I'm so dead right now.  I forgot to post last night because I was busy crackshipping in RPland, and now it's late and I just got home from my uncle's and aunt's house in [state withheld].

Major awesomeness on the diet front--I overate a little today because my aunt is some sort of Cooking Jedi and her food is good enough to make a grown man cry, but overall I've lost about 6-7 pounds in teh past two weeks.  Which, come to think of it, represents the weight I gained.  I BROKE EVEN!!!  *dances, sobs with joy*

I would have so much more to say, but I honestly can't even stay up.  Peace out.  Christmas shopping tomorrow!  Yeah, I'm cutting it close.
elementalhero: NO PANTS (ZBPD [uhm])

I just finished one of my Christmas request fics!  Only... ten to go!    ahahaha I'm doomed.

I also still have to finish a rough draft of a story for Creative Writing, start the second-quarter anthology for said class, and write that goddamn term paper rough draft instead of slacking off like a stupidass.  D:  *is filled with self-loathing*

ALSO!  I FOUND ITACHI/ANKO FACEBOOK FLAIR!!!!  THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER IN THE WORLD LALALALA~

STEPHEN KING FANS:  I was reading this article in the health/science section of the paper this morning, and they were raving about this brain tumor they removed from a baby that had:

A foot, a hand, some teeth, and a spinal column in it. 

They have never seen anything like it, and it doesn't really fit any other medical conditions quite correctly.  They don't know what to make of it.

I do.

George Stark, anyone?
elementalhero: NO PANTS (Akon [fail])

I'm so sorry, you guys!  I was unable to go Interwebzing for the past couple of days, and so you have missed out on many awesome things that happened, like:

-Attending the awesome Christmas party for jaderhade's martial arts studio
-SNOWDAYSNOWDAYSNOWDAY
-Me playing Baldur's Gate II practically non-stop (WRY HALO THAR, CS2 SLAYER!  HOW NICE TO MEET YOU!)
-perhaps not as many awesome things happened as I thought

I couldn't possibly be expected to remember everything I ate, so I'll just say that I did very well on the snow day, not so much yesterday (SO.  MUCH.  PARTY FOOD.)  However, I did just get home from a grueling pitching session with this sadistic lady, so perhaps that cancels it out?  *worryworry*  I still haven't given up!  NEVER GIVE UP!  THE POWER OF MY YOUTH WILL CARRY ME THROUGH!

...Now I have nothing to say.  DAMMIT!

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