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elementalhero) wrote2009-10-14 11:41 pm
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OH GOD NOT THE RETURN OF PAPER WANGST
It's not wangst! I swear! I have plenty of time to do it! I'd just kind of wanted to be farther along today than I ended up being.
In real news, I have become utterly addicted to Pokemon Special, and I'd like to share a picspam of fail with you! 8D
So I have determined that Lance the Dragon Master is the sexiest bastard on earth and I want to spend a weekend at the Pokemon Daycare with him, if you know what I mean.
For example:
This is the first time we get a really good look at Lance's face, hair, and DRAMATIC CAPE. Note his cape. It's extremely dramatic. I also love his ridiculous hair--not only does it defy gravity in the upward direction, but it also does that sexy sweeping thing while retaining its spikiness.
Oh my god, how does he make an evil laugh look so goddamned cute AND sexy at the same time????
GUH. *fans self* The cut on his face, omg.
Here, have a whole page! I love how dynamic the panel is of his "??!OMG" reaction underneath Yellow doing her cute surfing thing (♥♥♥ Yellow~). ALSO HIS DRAMATIC CAPE.
Lance showing off his dragons and moar dramatic capeyness. Enemy LANCE used ATTRACT! RANDOM has fallen in love! 8D (if you haven't played the games, this is a real move and corresponding status effect)
Yellow and Lance doing some more facing off! I love how relaxed he is at the top, like "fsh yeah I'm the dragon master, bitches. Don't be hatin'~"
And the dramatic cape comes off! TAKE IT OFF, LANCE, TAKE IT OFF! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I just love this "hn?" face panel.
LOOK AT HIS CUTE LITTLE FANG TOOTH, GOD, JUST LOOK AT IT. GUH. GUUUUUUUUUUUH.
MOAR CUTE LITTLE FANG TOOTH! And Lance gets all excited about their MASTER PLANZORZ.
That's all I have in the way of manga scans, but have some awesome pictures of characters OTHER THAN LANCE.
Okay, I'm sorry, this is the last picture I have left of Lance. LOOK AT OLDER LANCE, DKJSFDSKLFJSKLFJKSLJFSK LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIM. AAAAAAGH. WITH THE CAPE AND HIS NEW SEXY EYEBROWS AND HIS NEW HAIR AND HIS DKLFJKLFJ I COULD JUST STARE AT THIS FOREVER *________*
Here we have Red, our first protagonist! Red's fracking adorable, guys. Everyone is adorable in this manga. Also, Red is not to be confused with his anime Expy, Ash, who is ridiculously ANNOYING. Red is not. Red is love shrunk down and given anime hair. 8D
And here's Red's Rival, Green! The English translations call him Blue because the game titles were Red and Blue in America, but he's actually named Green because the games were Red and Green in Japan. Got it? The reason this is important is because the girl character is named Blue, and it's important not to confuse the two (Obviously, the English translations had to go and call her Green, which just gets confusing). Green is so badass, there isn't even a word for it. He gets a dramatic cape, too! He's not wearing it here, though. :C
And here's Blue! BLUE IS AWESOMETASTIC, GUYS. BLUE IS AMAZING. She's this sneaky little con artist who totally pwns Red every single time they meet with her awesome brain and skillz. She's afraid of birds due to a traumatic experience in her childhood, so she gets around by USING HER JIGGLYPUFF AS A HOT AIR BALLOON. Or using her Blastoise's Hydro Pump technique to shoot around on jets of water. ♥ And one time, she defeats Sabrina by hiding Pokeballs IN HER BRA. So awesome. She's also the secret mastermind behind...
YELLOW YELLOW YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!! Okay, so we spend about seven-eighths of Yellow's (long) arc under the impression that Yellow is an adorable little prepubescent boy. WRONGO, KIDDIES! YELLOW IS AN ADORABLE LITTLE PREPUBESCENT GIRL!!!! AND A FANTASTICALLY AWESOME ONE, TO BOOT! Yellow has the ability to heal Pokemon and hear their thoughts (which, I have to interject, it turns out later that LANCE DOES TOO 8D 8D 8D 8D which is the whole reason that Yellow's the one who gets all the screen time defeating him because it's all like DESTINY OF THE VIRIDIAN FOREST WOOOOOOO). She also mildly telekinetic, but only enough to shift a Pokeball at the end of a fishing line. She uses it to GREAT EFFECT, too. ♥ Yellow's probably my favorite protagonist at the moment.
Sadly, I have no pictures of Gold, but GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD 8D 8D 8D Gold has awesome hair (but all the awesome parts of it stay mostly covered up by his stupid hat, nrrrrrr), and he's a dork. He's not a huge gung-ho TRAINING FIGHTING BATTLING WOOO guy like most of the other protags; on the contrary, he's a slacker rich kid who spent his whole life with Pokemon, so he sees them as part of his big extended family (and they get to take part in his silly schemes). However, he's even more rash and impulsive than RED (which, lol, is saying something, though Red is remarkably good at not holding the Idiot Ball much, and he grows out of it altogether pretty darn fast), and he's not remarkably bright. But he makes up for it with UTTER COOLNESS, as in, his silly goggles, his skateboard which he refuses to trade for the all-sacred BIKE, and his POOL CUE, which he uses to THROW POKEBALLS!!! HOLY CRAP, GOLD, YOU ARE FANTASTICALLY AWESOME.
And then we come to...
SILVER! SILVER SILVER SILVER SILVER SILVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! 8D (dear god, this is a great picture of him 8Db) So Silver's a giant secret woobie hiding under a JERKASS exterior (although he's much more of a jerkass in the actual game, tbh), and he sneaks around on ceilings LIKE A NINJA and steals shit and pwns people and climbs through windows LIKE A NINJA and is generally awesomely badass and has great hair. I'm not far enough into the GSC arc to judge yet, but it seems like he and Blue might have something going on in their ~~paaaaasts~~, so I'm excited toship them like burning find out about that.
And here are a couple miscellaneous pictures I stole from Bulbapedia:
Clair and Morty, two of my favorite Gym Leaders, looking badass and shit. Clair is Lance's cousin, btw, IF YOU COULDN'T TELL, WITH THE DRAGON-TYPE MOTIFS AND THEIR PROPENSITY FOR DRAMATIC CAPES. <3 And I love Morty because he thinks he's so cool~ with his ghost types and his legendary Pokemon fetish (reality: he is so cool~).
Janine and Jasmine, two of the BADASS LADY Gym Leaders of the Gold-Silver games. Jasmine is all quiet and kind and loves her sick Pokemon, and then you get her to return to the gym and she whips out a GIANT STEELIX OH GOD and wipes the floor with your ass. ANd then there's Janine, who took over her NINJA FATHER'S gym. SHE IS ALSO A NINJA. SERIOUSLY. LIKE, CANONICALLY. (This picture half makes me want to ship these two, just because they are both BADASS LADIES.)
More picspams as I get farther into the manga! I HOPE LANCE SHOWS UP AGAIN AT SOME POINT ;_;
In real news, I have become utterly addicted to Pokemon Special, and I'd like to share a picspam of fail with you! 8D
So I have determined that Lance the Dragon Master is the sexiest bastard on earth and I want to spend a weekend at the Pokemon Daycare with him, if you know what I mean.
For example:
This is the first time we get a really good look at Lance's face, hair, and DRAMATIC CAPE. Note his cape. It's extremely dramatic. I also love his ridiculous hair--not only does it defy gravity in the upward direction, but it also does that sexy sweeping thing while retaining its spikiness.
Oh my god, how does he make an evil laugh look so goddamned cute AND sexy at the same time????
GUH. *fans self* The cut on his face, omg.
Here, have a whole page! I love how dynamic the panel is of his "??!OMG" reaction underneath Yellow doing her cute surfing thing (♥♥♥ Yellow~). ALSO HIS DRAMATIC CAPE.
Lance showing off his dragons and moar dramatic capeyness. Enemy LANCE used ATTRACT! RANDOM has fallen in love! 8D (if you haven't played the games, this is a real move and corresponding status effect)
Yellow and Lance doing some more facing off! I love how relaxed he is at the top, like "fsh yeah I'm the dragon master, bitches. Don't be hatin'~"
And the dramatic cape comes off! TAKE IT OFF, LANCE, TAKE IT OFF! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I just love this "hn?" face panel.
LOOK AT HIS CUTE LITTLE FANG TOOTH, GOD, JUST LOOK AT IT. GUH. GUUUUUUUUUUUH.
MOAR CUTE LITTLE FANG TOOTH! And Lance gets all excited about their MASTER PLANZORZ.
That's all I have in the way of manga scans, but have some awesome pictures of characters OTHER THAN LANCE.
Okay, I'm sorry, this is the last picture I have left of Lance. LOOK AT OLDER LANCE, DKJSFDSKLFJSKLFJKSLJFSK LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIM. AAAAAAGH. WITH THE CAPE AND HIS NEW SEXY EYEBROWS AND HIS NEW HAIR AND HIS DKLFJKLFJ I COULD JUST STARE AT THIS FOREVER *________*
Here we have Red, our first protagonist! Red's fracking adorable, guys. Everyone is adorable in this manga. Also, Red is not to be confused with his anime Expy, Ash, who is ridiculously ANNOYING. Red is not. Red is love shrunk down and given anime hair. 8D
And here's Red's Rival, Green! The English translations call him Blue because the game titles were Red and Blue in America, but he's actually named Green because the games were Red and Green in Japan. Got it? The reason this is important is because the girl character is named Blue, and it's important not to confuse the two (Obviously, the English translations had to go and call her Green, which just gets confusing). Green is so badass, there isn't even a word for it. He gets a dramatic cape, too! He's not wearing it here, though. :C
And here's Blue! BLUE IS AWESOMETASTIC, GUYS. BLUE IS AMAZING. She's this sneaky little con artist who totally pwns Red every single time they meet with her awesome brain and skillz. She's afraid of birds due to a traumatic experience in her childhood, so she gets around by USING HER JIGGLYPUFF AS A HOT AIR BALLOON. Or using her Blastoise's Hydro Pump technique to shoot around on jets of water. ♥ And one time, she defeats Sabrina by hiding Pokeballs IN HER BRA. So awesome. She's also the secret mastermind behind...
YELLOW YELLOW YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!! Okay, so we spend about seven-eighths of Yellow's (long) arc under the impression that Yellow is an adorable little prepubescent boy. WRONGO, KIDDIES! YELLOW IS AN ADORABLE LITTLE PREPUBESCENT GIRL!!!! AND A FANTASTICALLY AWESOME ONE, TO BOOT! Yellow has the ability to heal Pokemon and hear their thoughts (which, I have to interject, it turns out later that LANCE DOES TOO 8D 8D 8D 8D which is the whole reason that Yellow's the one who gets all the screen time defeating him because it's all like DESTINY OF THE VIRIDIAN FOREST WOOOOOOO). She also mildly telekinetic, but only enough to shift a Pokeball at the end of a fishing line. She uses it to GREAT EFFECT, too. ♥ Yellow's probably my favorite protagonist at the moment.
Sadly, I have no pictures of Gold, but GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD 8D 8D 8D Gold has awesome hair (but all the awesome parts of it stay mostly covered up by his stupid hat, nrrrrrr), and he's a dork. He's not a huge gung-ho TRAINING FIGHTING BATTLING WOOO guy like most of the other protags; on the contrary, he's a slacker rich kid who spent his whole life with Pokemon, so he sees them as part of his big extended family (and they get to take part in his silly schemes). However, he's even more rash and impulsive than RED (which, lol, is saying something, though Red is remarkably good at not holding the Idiot Ball much, and he grows out of it altogether pretty darn fast), and he's not remarkably bright. But he makes up for it with UTTER COOLNESS, as in, his silly goggles, his skateboard which he refuses to trade for the all-sacred BIKE, and his POOL CUE, which he uses to THROW POKEBALLS!!! HOLY CRAP, GOLD, YOU ARE FANTASTICALLY AWESOME.
And then we come to...
SILVER! SILVER SILVER SILVER SILVER SILVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! 8D (dear god, this is a great picture of him 8Db) So Silver's a giant secret woobie hiding under a JERKASS exterior (although he's much more of a jerkass in the actual game, tbh), and he sneaks around on ceilings LIKE A NINJA and steals shit and pwns people and climbs through windows LIKE A NINJA and is generally awesomely badass and has great hair. I'm not far enough into the GSC arc to judge yet, but it seems like he and Blue might have something going on in their ~~paaaaasts~~, so I'm excited to
And here are a couple miscellaneous pictures I stole from Bulbapedia:
Clair and Morty, two of my favorite Gym Leaders, looking badass and shit. Clair is Lance's cousin, btw, IF YOU COULDN'T TELL, WITH THE DRAGON-TYPE MOTIFS AND THEIR PROPENSITY FOR DRAMATIC CAPES. <3 And I love Morty because he thinks he's so cool~ with his ghost types and his legendary Pokemon fetish (reality: he is so cool~).
Janine and Jasmine, two of the BADASS LADY Gym Leaders of the Gold-Silver games. Jasmine is all quiet and kind and loves her sick Pokemon, and then you get her to return to the gym and she whips out a GIANT STEELIX OH GOD and wipes the floor with your ass. ANd then there's Janine, who took over her NINJA FATHER'S gym. SHE IS ALSO A NINJA. SERIOUSLY. LIKE, CANONICALLY. (This picture half makes me want to ship these two, just because they are both BADASS LADIES.)
More picspams as I get farther into the manga! I HOPE LANCE SHOWS UP AGAIN AT SOME POINT ;_;