Clearly, I am simply psychic when it comes to Naruto. I had a clairvoyant dream about Disney XD picking up Shippuden, after all (read: not really). My next prediction: SAKURA WILL BE AWESOME. Oh wait, she already is.

STORMTROOPER DISGUISES 8D 8D 8D

Nah, she's just going to snag him for her man-harem, before Naruto can seduce him.

Pfft, you're right, this is also an option. :3