ext_146872 ([identity profile] ironyaficionado.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] elementalhero 2010-01-31 11:52 pm (UTC)

/LIPS FORM A SMILE AS HARD AS THEY CAN

THANK YOU SO MUCH, BUT I'M AFRAID I'M DIABETIC, SO IF I EAT TOO MANY MORE, YOUR HUSBAND WOULD NOT HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO BREAK MY LIMBS CONSIDERING THEY WOULD FALL OFF. INSTEAD, I MIGHT WAIT TO HAVE THEM AGAIN LATER AND GIVE YOUR HUSBAND HIS GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO BREAK ME ANY WAY HE LIKES IN THE EXCEPTION THAT I DO NOT PROVIDE SUFFICIENT REASONING FOR HIM TO AVOID SUCH A CONCLUSION...M'AM.

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