OH MY GOD WHUT OH MY GOD HOLY CRAPTASTIC AWESOME~

[elementalhero]

For those of you reading the Bleach manga who are currently caught up to Japan by reading illegal scanlations, like me.

This is a huge giant spoiler and also contains the exploding action of my head.  Proceed with caution.

OH MY GOD WHUT.  WHUT.  SHINJI.  OH MY GOD.

LIKE, HE WAS TOTALLY THE FIFTH DIVISION CAPTAIN???????

AND CLARK KENT AIZEN WAS HIS LIEUTENANT????

WHAT?

THIS IS, LIKE, THE BIGGEST SURPRISE I HAVE EVER HAD SINCE ICHIGO'S DADDY TURNED OUT TO BE BAMFTASTIC,.

Well, I actually am assuming it's Aizen.  His hair was curly from the back.  I haven't actually read past page five yet, since I had to drop everything and BANG MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL BECAUSE OH MY GAWH WHAAAAAAAT??????

LIKE, OMG, THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH!  LIKE AIZEN'S CUTE "SHINIGAMI PLUS HOLLOWS EQUALS WIN, AMIRITE LOL?" OBSESSION.  OH GOSH, WHAT IF HE WAS THE ONE WHO TURNED POOR SHINJI INTO A VIZARD BY, LIKE, ACCIDENT OR SOMETHING?

AIZEN: LOL, HEY CAPTAIN, COME OVER HERE FOR A SEC?

SHINJI: WHAT NOW, ASSISTANT CAP--OH GOD MY FACE JUST GOT EATEN OFF WHAT THE HELL??????

AIZEN: UMM, LOL WHOOPS?

Slap me and get me out of Capslock, please.  (Also, why am I characterizing young Aizen as a "lol"ing teenager?  Maybe because it's really funny.  To me.)

I should keep reading, I guess...  OH BEFORE I DO--SHINJI'S HAIR DID NOT LOOK BETTER WHEN IT WAS LONG.  IN FACT, IT LOOKED WORSE.  IF THAT WAS POSSIBLE.  WHICH, APPARENTLY, IT WAS.  *SHUDDER*  EVEN THOUGH HE'S STILL A BAMF.

Okay, this fansubber subbing Shinji as all "gangsta hippie lol whut?" is bothering me.  Yeah, he speaks in a Kansai (Kansai, right?) accent, but there's no need to try to convey that too much.  It's coming off to me as slightly OOC.  But, lawl, Shinji is soooooo laid-back and all "yeah, beeeyotch," and Aizen is all "I AM CUTE AND PROPER AND I AM CERTAINLY NOT A VILLAIN.  JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WAS.  WHICH I'M NOT."

Reminding me again of why I love Shinji so much.  <3

OH MY GAWH HIYORI AND LOVE???  AS SEVENTH CAPTAIN AND....we haven't been told whose lieutenant Hiyori is yet.  BUT OH MA GAH HOW AWESOME???  VERY.  VERY AWESOME.

Ukitake and Shunsui and Nanao.  :D  *happiness*  THESE ARE, LIKE, ALL OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS EVER~

Aww, Rose is absurdly adorable as Captain of the Third Division........  :3  

Zero Division.....OOOoooOooooOooOOOooo....  Cue Aizen's newest fixation: LAWL ROYALTY LOL LOL THAT'S ME YUP.

I'm squinting at Hiyori's arm insignia.  I think it says twelve.  OMFG HER AND KISUKE?????????  MY BRAIN JUST JUMPED OUT OF MY SKULL AND DID A DANCE ON THE FLOOR~  THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME, I THINK I'D DIE~


XD

Oh, my God.  Kisuke, that pose....made my day.  "EHH??  Oops, I'm late."  *glomps* 

tl;dr  DOUBLE HELL RAISER.  WITH CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE. 

THIS CHAPTER.  SERIOUSLY.  BEST EVER.  READ IT.  HERE.

I'M GOING TO GO INTO A CORNER, WRAP MY ARMS AROUND MY KNEES AND HYPERVENTILATE FOR A FEW MINUTES.  JUST WHEN I WAS STARTING TO LOSE FAITH IN THE POWER OF TITE KUBO'S AWESOMESOCKS, HE HAS REAFFIRMED MY LOVE FOR THIS ENTIRE SERIES.  OMNOMNOMNOM~

Comments

[star-x-faery.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS A TOTALLY AMAZING CHAPTER. I WISH I'D KNOWN YOU WHEN I READ IT, BECAUSE NONE OF MY BLEACH-READING FRIENDS WERE AS PSYCHED OR SHOCKED AS I WAS.

Btw, you like Panic at the Disco?

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

ME TOOOO NOBODY WANTED TO SPAZZ WITH ME D:

Of course! They're amazing, and they use big words, and their music is love and it's not like other bands where they're all about sex and/or use the same format for EVERY SINGLE SONG UGH. And I'm so happy that they let Ryan Ross sing by himself on the new album because GUH HE IS SO AWESOME AND HIS VOICE COMPLEMENTS BRENDAN'S PERFECTLY SO THEIR DUETS ARE LIKE NINETY-SEVEN SHADES OF SEX. 8D

[star-x-faery.livejournal.com]

OMG WHY IS THAT??? THIS CHAPTER WAS AWESOME!


YES! I LOVED THE RYAN ROSS SINGING, ESPECIALLY WITH BRENDON~~~~~♥