BLACK AND BLUE, YOU ARE LIKE A BRUISE ON THE TOMATO OF MY HEART

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oh my god this game

this game

this game


So I beat The World Ends With You today.


I knew the whole game script and everything, and even ruining it all for myself two years ago, I still BAAAAWED FOREVER at the ending, omg ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~; Neku, you gave so much, and learned so much, and sacrificed so much, and ;~~~; and and and omg this game I will bawl forever

BEAT OH MY GOD BEAT

OH MY GOD

BEAT

of course, you knew this was coming, because of my big brother complex, BUT STILL OH MY GOD BEAT YOU ARE ADORABLE. I loved his in-game phrases, he is such a fail!gangsta and it is the most adorable thing. I loved giving him Tonkatsu Ramen and cracking up when his sound bite played, "IT'S A PARTY IN MY MOUTH!" omg Beat never change, NEVER CHANGE.

Minamimoto's hat is the best thing and I will never let Neku take it off his head. Not even if it clashes with the whole outfit. Even the red polka-dot dress with the matching pumps and the plumeria studs that regenerate HP. NEVER. Man, I love the absurd outfit configurations I come up with sometimes. First thing I did with Beat was force-feed him Bravery-increasing stuff, so I could squeeze his feet into the adorable suede mules. So gangster.

I thought my heart would never recover from its EXPLODING EMOTIONS OF SHOCK AND BETRAYAL AND HOPE CONQUERING DESPAIR AND JOY AND FAITH AND LOVE

AND THEN I LOADED UP ANOTHER DAY


HOLY MOTHER

OF GOD



THIS HAPPENED:

Neku: "Oh, no... I feel my inner emo stirring... Must... fight... emo... urges..."

oh my god I will never be the same

HIS INNER EMO IS STIRRING

THEY ACTUALLY SAID "EMO" IN-GAME I CANNOT EVEN

MY LIFE

OH MY GOD

and then he declares TIN PIN SLAMMER IS HIS PURPOSE IN LIFE and i was like OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME I AM DYING I AM DYING I CANNOT BREATHE

but everything pales

in comparison

to this moment:


Shooter: "Meet us at the ramen shop in Dogenzaka!"

Neku: "We're getting ramen?"

Shooter: "That's our secret base!"

Neku: "You have a secret ramen base?"

Shooter: "Go tell Doc there what happened!"

Neku: "There's a ramen doctor at your secret ramen base?"


THERE'S A RAMEN DOCTOR

AT THEIR SECRET

RAMEN

BASE


AIR WHAT IS IT I NEED IT I CANNOT BREATHE


and then the ramen doctor turns out to be Minamimoto and Joshua wants to be the Pink Ranger and I cannot even. I cannot. I can't. I. I have been changed forever.



a-also uh

I was weirdly turned on by possessed!Prince when you run into him after everyone starts Instrumentalizing

it was kind of weird and terrifying

if any fanfiction results, you will never know, because it will never see the light of the internet. D'|

MOVING ON


This game changed my life and that is why I am leaving the internet forever by the way.

just kidding, you know I could never leave you. ;3;