ASDF I KNOW. WHAT IS WITH THAT MAN? I WANT TO HUG HIM AND STRANGLE HIM ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

For the record, Cal from Peeps is my favorite Scott Westerfeld character of all time. Used to be Zane, until he got all those holes chewed in his brain. D: Poor Zane...he was the only bright point of Pretties for me.