FIGHT CLUB IS LIKE IF CHUCK NORRIS AND JESUS HAD A THROWDOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOJAVE DESERT. OR IF CRISPIN FREEMAN AND MORGAN FREEMAN DID A DUET OF "EBONY AND IVORY." OR IF THEY FOUND A WAY TO MAKE SOUR CREAM GLAZED DONUTS THE SIZE OF MANHATTAN. OR IF I FOUND A WAY TO SPEAK CAPSLOCK OUT LOUD.

THAT.

AWESOME.

And don't even get me started on Watchmen.

And I think you must have seen my post on MvA, so I will say this: POCAHONTAS SPARKLY TEXT. THAT IS ALL.