AN GOOD EXAMPLE OF MY REACTION TO A STRESSFUL SITUATION:

[elementalhero]

Reading the Naruto chapter.



~Madara, I don't how I could possibly be loving you more than I already do, but I am.

~Why am I suddenly planning a Naruto/Danny Phantom crossover in my head? MADARA, STOP PHASING THROUGH THINGS, YOU ARE MAKING ME FLASH BACK TO MY FIRST FANDOM.

~So that guy is related to Ino! Cool.

~And that guy's an Aburame! AND THEY ARE KIND OF LIFE-PARTNERY, NOW THAT I LOOK AT THEM. (ships Fuu/Torune now)

~DID.

DID.

DID MADARA JUST THROW HIS ARM AT FUU????

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AHAHAHA MADARA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IF HE WERE A SUPERHERO, HE'D BE ARM-FALL-OFF BOY AHAHAHA OH MY GOD, BEST DAY EVER

You guys, I love our villain.

~Haha! SURPRISE BUTTSEX TELEPORTING, BYE FUU~

~Baww, Naruto and Gaara ;~; They look all sad because of how heavy the conversation was that they just had. BROMANCE FOREVER \o/

~baaaaaaaaaaaw FRIENDSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP~ And also, Sand knows Kakashi is Hokage o7

~BAAAWWWW GAARA WITH THE HEAVY TRUTH AND STUFF TT____TT geez, I have a good lol, and now I am having a good bawl. BAWLZ AND LOLZ, THAT'S WHAT NARUTO IS MADE OF.

~mmmmmm my inner Sasuke/Karin shipper is pleased by this page ;D

~fff Madara: GEEZ, RELAX SASUKE, WE LEAVE WHEN IT'S TIME TO LEAVE, GOD. I want a fanart of him slapping Sasuke upside the head with his severed arm, now. And then popping it back on when Sasuke makes a 0___0 face, XDDDDDDDDDDD

~oooooh Sasuke and Danzou fight, yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

~And Madara actually bothers to speak to Karin directly, even if it's "Yeah, um, you don't wanna be in teh way of this, sweet-cheeks~" And she's like, "geez, fine, I was just leaving anyway. :/"

~WHAT THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DANZOU'S ARM IS COVERED IN THE EYEBALLS OF THE DEAD UCHIHA CLAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD.

8O

and now to write that paper D|

Comments

[castalyne.livejournal.com]

-Way to pass out the Hokage title like candy, Konoha.

-That is an impressive collection of eyeballs, more than I`ve seen in a science lab, on his arm nonetheless. While Uchiha`s are going blind, Danzou is reaping their sockets. FFFuuuuuuu, Danzou, share the wealth.

[ironyaficionado.livejournal.com]

I don't even follow Naruto yet, but I do say, that is a wonderful icon!

[devimelete.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is this flying arm fuck?

I see Kishimoto lives to harvest them eyes.

[and-sparks-fly.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure he actually PUNTED his arm, rather than throwing it.

EEEEYEBALLS
WTF
AHHHH
AAAAAAAH

[hungrytiger11.livejournal.com]

Arm throwing was pretty much equal parts awesome and equal parts hilariousness personified (well, partially personaified. Armified?)

I am both repulsed and confused as to the arm-o-eyes. What possible use could fifty million eyes be Kakashi has, like, one and it constantly drains you. And it is not like the Byakugan, that can see though anything. Those eyes have got to be mostly staring at Danzou's armpit or something.

[hungrytiger11.livejournal.com]

And also, Sand knows Kakashi is Hokage o7

Oh, I almost forgot, but I think it is more of a case that Sand informed kakashi he was Hokage. Like, back when Danzou fled all the other Kage were like "Who will represent the Leaf" and the Sand sibs were all "um, we're tight with Leaf, so we're gonna say Kakashi." and they were all "Oh, we've heard of that dude. Okay." And they totally ignored the all the political manuvering that Konoha seems to need to get a new leader. So, either Sand has some really good, well-placed spies within the Konoha political system, or else they just named another country's leader for lulz.

Either way would be fine with me really. :D