On the Third Day of Christmas...

[elementalhero]

...feilyn also asked of me:

Three times a promise
Two sexy redheads
And a crazy Ouran/Fight Club medley

For more explanation, since the link doesn't explain:  The request was an Itachi/Anko with a happy ending.  Since that pairing is, by default, really messed up (and not canonical at all but feh, who cares), it's really hard sometimes. 

I'm kind of cheating, since I wrote that for a drabble meme for redbrunja, but since the other one I was writing for the request got really stalled and is currently stagnating on my hard drive, I figured it'd be easier to just post this one instead.  Eh.