Another Irish Drinking Song

Well, since it is Christmas, I may as well inform you guys about what-all I got this year!

- Black Ugg cardigan boots (shut up they are fuzzy on the inside and that is a wondrous thing)
- Two (2) sweaters
- Inception on DVD (yessssssssssssss)
- Rosetta Stone for Japanese (yessssssssssssssssssssssssss)
- the coolest scarf ever
- a yoga mat and set of Pilates resistance bands for days when it is too cold to trek to the gym
- a new purse big enough to hold all my crap ^^
- various bath products
- gift cards for iTunes, Borders, Barnes and Noble, and T.J. Maxx
- ca$h

Bad news: monstrous blizzard delayed a VERY IMPORTANT TRIP TO RHODE ISLAND for me, and I am upset :c

Sorry I haven't done much lately but memes, you guys. I've finally recovered almost completely from my Horrible Teef Surgery and lived to tell the tale, so here's a sort-of catch-up post about my mostly-crappy-but-actually-pretty-okay holidays, as well as some random internet crap.

( You have died for this village! )

ON HAPPIER NOTES, HAVE SOME SPAM:

Auto Tune the News: This is a series of videos, in which the news is made to be musical and hilarious. Sadly, there are only nine! This is the source of most of my derpy journal titles lately.

NABURO: oh god XDX This is....well, just. Click the link. It's an incredibly bad Naruto ripoff manga from Indonesia. It's honestly so brain-searingly bad that it's hilarious, as well as terrifying. If you liked the first link, here's the second. I have already noticed some of the quotes undergoing memetic mutation. I say we encourage it. It's amazing. /glances at journal title and cut-text

And here's a meme!

Put your music player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty-one songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-second is the title.

I Think of a Lot of Things When I'm Walking

Now we're broken on the floor.
Prison gates won't open up for me--
Reach out, touch faith.

You can dig me up a grave,
Three sleepless nights.
We both take the hardest punches.
Black widow in a white room, will you survive?

Crawling streets are cleared away.
We only want to sing you to sleep.
I close both locks below the window.

Let's talk, and we'll fill the air.
Everyone says, sooner or later,
"I've noticed your design.
Raise your hands out and testify!"

This world will never be what I expected.

And I love her so,
Stems and gears, oh how the daisies bloom.
Autumn brought some kind of change.

Consider this your final warning:
In the middle of a gunfight...

No, she won't, she won't, she won't wait.

Incoming flist spam! The first of my Christmas drabble requests~

ironyaficionado
Fandom: Naruto/Squarewarts
Characters/Pairing: Sasuke
Prompt: Obligated to be a bell ringer in a Christmas choir

Title: Sasuke's Christmas Miracle
Rating: G

( jingle all the way! )

...jaderhade demanded of me (at gunpoint):

Five weeks of fail
Four little letters
Three times a promise
Two sexy redheads
And a crazy Ouran/Fight Club medley.

Yeah, it's been way more than five weeks since Christmas.  And I have seven requests to go.  But hey.

...feilyn also asked of me:

Three times a promise
Two sexy redheads
And a crazy Ouran/Fight Club medley

For more explanation, since the link doesn't explain:  The request was an Itachi/Anko with a happy ending.  Since that pairing is, by default, really messed up (and not canonical at all but feh, who cares), it's really hard sometimes. 

I'm kind of cheating, since I wrote that for a drabble meme for redbrunja, but since the other one I was writing for the request got really stalled and is currently stagnating on my hard drive, I figured it'd be easier to just post this one instead.  Eh.

...feilyn  inspired for me:

Two sexy redheads
And a crazy Ouran/Fight Club medley.

Wackiest crosspairing ever.  Also, shut up, it's still the 26th even though it's 1 am on the 27th.  Shut.  Up.

EDIT:  Here's the fanfiction.net link, if you like.

DIET IS GONE.  BYE BYE, DIET!!!  I just ate about forty pounds of sushi, salmon, ham, and shrimp in the past two hours.

To make up for being lazy tight-lipped about my life the past two days, have... AN ACCOUNT OF MY ENTIRE DAY!

CHAPTER ONE: CHERRY BLOSSOM ROMANCE FOREVER

( YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE VILLAGE! cried Jimmy. THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS ARE COMING! )

CHAPTER TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

( blogging! )
CHAPTER THREE: ALDJKALSJKLFALAFK

( foooooooooooooooood )


IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING REQUESTS:

Okay.  Only one of them is written as of 8:14 pm here.  I had planned to have them up by noon tomorrow.  If I can't get them all written tonight, here's the plan.  One will go up per day for the next twelve days (BECAUSE MAGICALLY I HAVE TWELVE REQUESTS, WOOT), and we'll do them up like a "Twelve Days of Christmas" deal.  It'll be cute.  T_T  PLEASE FORGIVE MY FAIL.

Oh!  feilyn !  MERRY CHRISTMAS IN NEW ZEALAND!!!!  *hugglomps*

Well.

Two full days left of this.

I honestly have never looked better in winter. I always gain huge amounts of weight around this time of year, due to school stress (which unfailingly ramps up as teachers begin to assign big projects for no discernible reason), seasonal depression, lack of exercise particularly since I quit basketball a couple of years ago, and the overabundance of FOOOOOOOOOD.

But this is something I chose to do, my jeans fit most lovely on me today, and I feel great about myself right now.  :D

In Christmas news, I have a small request to make of the marvelous redbrunja :

Do you remember this post?  You posted a Naruto fanmix, and the songs you picked all looked really intriguing and cool as I went through your music archives looting plundering stealing making use of the lovely links you left.  Unfortunately, all the links in that post are dead, and I was...wondering... if you could get them to me?  *pleading face* 

Term paper is now due after break.  I would enjoy this a lot more if it weren't because my teacher's very elderly mother is in bad shape, and the reason it kept getting put off was because he kept leaving to take care of her, and now she has apparently taken a turn for the worse.  D:  I feel awful for being so glad for my own skin, when I should have had it done by now in the first place.

Sigh.

Mike (homecoming date, just-friends Mike) bought me an Urahara hat for Christmas!!!  :DDD  I wore it all day, because like magic, it was "Pay a Dollar to Wear a Hat in School Day" (MOSH fundraiser), so eeeeeeee it looked so cool.  And chocomarauder got me a lovely purple scarf with tinsel threads woven into it.  *snuggles*  I love it.

Ugh, I'm so dead right now.  I forgot to post last night because I was busy crackshipping in RPland, and now it's late and I just got home from my uncle's and aunt's house in [state withheld].

Major awesomeness on the diet front--I overate a little today because my aunt is some sort of Cooking Jedi and her food is good enough to make a grown man cry, but overall I've lost about 6-7 pounds in teh past two weeks.  Which, come to think of it, represents the weight I gained.  I BROKE EVEN!!!  *dances, sobs with joy*

I would have so much more to say, but I honestly can't even stay up.  Peace out.  Christmas shopping tomorrow!  Yeah, I'm cutting it close.

I'm so sorry, you guys!  I was unable to go Interwebzing for the past couple of days, and so you have missed out on many awesome things that happened, like:

-Attending the awesome Christmas party for jaderhade's martial arts studio
-SNOWDAYSNOWDAYSNOWDAY
-Me playing Baldur's Gate II practically non-stop (WRY HALO THAR, CS2 SLAYER!  HOW NICE TO MEET YOU!)
-perhaps not as many awesome things happened as I thought

I couldn't possibly be expected to remember everything I ate, so I'll just say that I did very well on the snow day, not so much yesterday (SO.  MUCH.  PARTY FOOD.)  However, I did just get home from a grueling pitching session with this sadistic lady, so perhaps that cancels it out?  *worryworry*  I still haven't given up!  NEVER GIVE UP!  THE POWER OF MY YOUTH WILL CARRY ME THROUGH!

...Now I have nothing to say.  DAMMIT!