Another Irish Drinking Song

Sorry I haven't done much lately but memes, you guys. I've finally recovered almost completely from my Horrible Teef Surgery and lived to tell the tale, so here's a sort-of catch-up post about my mostly-crappy-but-actually-pretty-okay holidays, as well as some random internet crap.

( You have died for this village! )

ON HAPPIER NOTES, HAVE SOME SPAM:

Auto Tune the News: This is a series of videos, in which the news is made to be musical and hilarious. Sadly, there are only nine! This is the source of most of my derpy journal titles lately.

NABURO: oh god XDX This is....well, just. Click the link. It's an incredibly bad Naruto ripoff manga from Indonesia. It's honestly so brain-searingly bad that it's hilarious, as well as terrifying. If you liked the first link, here's the second. I have already noticed some of the quotes undergoing memetic mutation. I say we encourage it. It's amazing. /glances at journal title and cut-text

And here's a meme!

Put your music player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty-one songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-second is the title.

I Think of a Lot of Things When I'm Walking

Now we're broken on the floor.
Prison gates won't open up for me--
Reach out, touch faith.

You can dig me up a grave,
Three sleepless nights.
We both take the hardest punches.
Black widow in a white room, will you survive?

Crawling streets are cleared away.
We only want to sing you to sleep.
I close both locks below the window.

Let's talk, and we'll fill the air.
Everyone says, sooner or later,
"I've noticed your design.
Raise your hands out and testify!"

This world will never be what I expected.

And I love her so,
Stems and gears, oh how the daisies bloom.
Autumn brought some kind of change.

Consider this your final warning:
In the middle of a gunfight...

No, she won't, she won't, she won't wait.

So, usually when I get my period, I have some bad cramps and often minor digestive issues for the first couple days, and then I'm okay.

Today, I can't even walk without severe discomfort and/or pain.

My cramps are so bad that all the joints in my legs hurt, my back feels like I tried to lift something heavy, and the pills, they do nothing.

And you know what, that wouldn't be so bad by itself. I've had severe cramping before.

But either I caught a bug that just happened to coincide with my menstrual cycle, or my hormones are trying to dissolve all my organs, because to put it this way, I have been on and off the toilet for twenty minutes at a time for the past three hours.

I skipped my Sociology class. I am in the middle of missing the second-to-last rehearsal before our chorus concert (:C), and I plan to miss the two-hour martial arts training session, because I literally cannot walk more than twenty steps before having to run to a bathroom or just collapse with pain.

This is the worst day ever.

Okay.

This isn't funny anymore, Gods of Sinus Infections.  I am tired, miserable, in pain, and I haven't eaten in about eighteen hours.  What the hell do you want from me?

Thankfully, my head is no longer in danger of imploding from the amount of crud stuck in there, as I have done nothing for the past hour but cough up crud, sneeze crud, and blow crud out nose.  Ew.  You don't even want to imagine.  Seriously, how did it all fit?  Here's a tidbit of information for you: my neck muscles are stiff and in pain from holding up my head.  I must have drunk gallons of Airborn (this super-charged vitamin stuff that has over 1000 mg of Vitamin C, among others.  Technically, you're supposed to take it to prevent the common cold, but I'm just usng it as a back-up weapon now.), used 237,829 tissues, and still I am not done.

Plus, just to kick me in the kidneys while I'm down, my right eye is now itchy and slightly red.  If this migrated to my eyes to give me pink-eye, I will scream until I die.

Ironically, I've been reading The Host.  Makes me sympathize with Melanie.  Germs, please stop hijacking my head to make more little demonic copies of yourselves.

On a happier note, I finished the ninth Pendragon book.  SOMEONE RANT WITH ME PLEASE AIEEEE~

I'll be here all day if you need me.  Peace out.  D: