Another Irish Drinking Song

DIET IS GONE.  BYE BYE, DIET!!!  I just ate about forty pounds of sushi, salmon, ham, and shrimp in the past two hours.

To make up for being lazy tight-lipped about my life the past two days, have... AN ACCOUNT OF MY ENTIRE DAY!

CHAPTER ONE: CHERRY BLOSSOM ROMANCE FOREVER

( YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE VILLAGE! cried Jimmy. THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS ARE COMING! )

CHAPTER TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

( blogging! )
CHAPTER THREE: ALDJKALSJKLFALAFK

( foooooooooooooooood )


IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING REQUESTS:

Okay.  Only one of them is written as of 8:14 pm here.  I had planned to have them up by noon tomorrow.  If I can't get them all written tonight, here's the plan.  One will go up per day for the next twelve days (BECAUSE MAGICALLY I HAVE TWELVE REQUESTS, WOOT), and we'll do them up like a "Twelve Days of Christmas" deal.  It'll be cute.  T_T  PLEASE FORGIVE MY FAIL.

Oh!  feilyn !  MERRY CHRISTMAS IN NEW ZEALAND!!!!  *hugglomps*

Well.

Two full days left of this.

I honestly have never looked better in winter. I always gain huge amounts of weight around this time of year, due to school stress (which unfailingly ramps up as teachers begin to assign big projects for no discernible reason), seasonal depression, lack of exercise particularly since I quit basketball a couple of years ago, and the overabundance of FOOOOOOOOOD.

But this is something I chose to do, my jeans fit most lovely on me today, and I feel great about myself right now.  :D

In Christmas news, I have a small request to make of the marvelous redbrunja :

Do you remember this post?  You posted a Naruto fanmix, and the songs you picked all looked really intriguing and cool as I went through your music archives looting plundering stealing making use of the lovely links you left.  Unfortunately, all the links in that post are dead, and I was...wondering... if you could get them to me?  *pleading face* 

Term paper is now due after break.  I would enjoy this a lot more if it weren't because my teacher's very elderly mother is in bad shape, and the reason it kept getting put off was because he kept leaving to take care of her, and now she has apparently taken a turn for the worse.  D:  I feel awful for being so glad for my own skin, when I should have had it done by now in the first place.

Sigh.

Mike (homecoming date, just-friends Mike) bought me an Urahara hat for Christmas!!!  :DDD  I wore it all day, because like magic, it was "Pay a Dollar to Wear a Hat in School Day" (MOSH fundraiser), so eeeeeeee it looked so cool.  And chocomarauder got me a lovely purple scarf with tinsel threads woven into it.  *snuggles*  I love it.

Ugh, I'm so dead right now.  I forgot to post last night because I was busy crackshipping in RPland, and now it's late and I just got home from my uncle's and aunt's house in [state withheld].

Major awesomeness on the diet front--I overate a little today because my aunt is some sort of Cooking Jedi and her food is good enough to make a grown man cry, but overall I've lost about 6-7 pounds in teh past two weeks.  Which, come to think of it, represents the weight I gained.  I BROKE EVEN!!!  *dances, sobs with joy*

I would have so much more to say, but I honestly can't even stay up.  Peace out.  Christmas shopping tomorrow!  Yeah, I'm cutting it close.

Still.  Sick.  It isn't like normal sick--it's just this incessant pain in my stomach and abdomen that doesn't go away unless I lie down and lay very very still.  And I get slightly light headed and feel twice as bad right after I eat..  When I eat.

I have eaten very little today.  If there is one good thing to be said, it is that my diet is going well.

I didn't finish that rough draft last night, but I managed to squeak by in class without needing it, thanks to a 2-hour delay and some distractions.  Better luck tonight, hopefully.

There was a dance last night.  I'm sorry.

I'VE LOST 5 POUNDS IN 12 DAYS GLEEEEE~

I am so behind on my RP tags. *guiltguilt*  I should be doing that now, but I'm catching up on Shippuuden instead.  SHIKAMARU, I LOVE YOU, WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER AND HAVE SMART-PEOPLE BABIES THAT WILL RULE EARTH.

Oh, and now mother dear is mandating I finish that Villanova app.  Shit.  I don't know why the hell I'm doing this.

I'm so sorry, you guys!  I was unable to go Interwebzing for the past couple of days, and so you have missed out on many awesome things that happened, like:

-Attending the awesome Christmas party for jaderhade's martial arts studio
-SNOWDAYSNOWDAYSNOWDAY
-Me playing Baldur's Gate II practically non-stop (WRY HALO THAR, CS2 SLAYER!  HOW NICE TO MEET YOU!)
-perhaps not as many awesome things happened as I thought

I couldn't possibly be expected to remember everything I ate, so I'll just say that I did very well on the snow day, not so much yesterday (SO.  MUCH.  PARTY FOOD.)  However, I did just get home from a grueling pitching session with this sadistic lady, so perhaps that cancels it out?  *worryworry*  I still haven't given up!  NEVER GIVE UP!  THE POWER OF MY YOUTH WILL CARRY ME THROUGH!

...Now I have nothing to say.  DAMMIT!

I have eaten so much citrus fruit in the past week and a half that my digestive system is detoxing.

I'm sure you all wanted to hear that.  Welcome to the magical world of Truthful Diet Blogging.

IN NON-POOP RELATED NEWS--no, wait, I'm sorry.  "Poop" is just a funny word.  Poop.  I feel like a hyper six-year-old again, though that could be the sleep-deprivation talking.  Poop.  THAT'S THE LAST TIME, I SWEAR.

I felt really good about today's Calculus test!  :D

And...boring day.  I walked around like a zombie, deprived of sleep.  D:

DISTRICT MUSIC.  IT IS INSANE.  GAAAAH.  *weeps, wails, gnashes teeth*  There's this one fugue we're doing, from, like, 1767, and IT IS THE MOST DEPRESSING SONG EVER.  AND IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO LEARN.  WAAIIIIIII?????

poop

My dad's deer came in today!  Omfg, we have a gazillion steaks, and kielbasa, and these fantastic sausage-type venison sticks.  Oh, I love venison.  Love it.  Omn.  So I ate about seven of those stupid venison sticks, which apparently are high sodium.  >:[  Otherwise, I did well.  Cereal, salad, chicken, and some pretzels.  And cheese.  And a Rice Krispie Treat.

Otherwise, boring day aside from the last day of the Christmas Show.  I did my Villanova app today.  I don't even want to go there, hadn't even ever really considered it, but my mom somehow just decided I was to apply there.  Immediately.  So.

My Baldur's Gate addiction continues.  I'm half-considering a whole bunch of short Naruto/BGII crossovery-type drabbles, just for some lulz.  But I need to do my Xmas requests first.  (Butbutbut but Sasuke/Viconia is such a ludicrously amusing ship to contemplate.

Going to bed now, kthx.

So, due to many factors, I was unable to post yesterday's status report yesterday.  D:  Sorry for teh fail.

Breakfast: Cap'n Crunch, roughly 150 cals
Lunch: Turkey sammich, orange -- probably about 300-400 cals
Din-Din: Diet bar, one serving of XXX Vitamin Water -- 260 cals.

Look good?  Think again.  We threw a party in WOrld History for our departing student teacher, at which I consumed about 600 calories. bringing me up to about 1450-1500 calories.  So, it ended up not being disastrous, thank god, because I stuck with it and made myself stick to a light dinner and lunch.  Never give up on a diet for a weak moment!  This I have learned.  It is not always lost.

The party:  Oh, man, was this fun.  See, our class (about nine, ten people) forgot we were supposed to organize the party.  We came in, and went, "OSHIT."  SO... Our teacher let some of us leave class, walk up to the grocery store, and buy food.  Yeah.  I didn't go, since it was like thirty degrees out and I had no monies other than the two dollars I needed for diet dinner goodness (D:).  So instead, I stayed in the room with most of the other girls and read Onemanga for the Bleach and Naruto updates.

The boys returned with two bags of chips, soda, and a frozen cake.  (Haha)  Wacky day.

Tonight's update comes tonight.

After stepping on the scale and finding out that I regained seven of the thirteen pounds I lost over the summer, I am going on a three-week diet initiative, starting tomorrow.  Fewer than 1700 calories per day, more fruits, and attempts to exercise 3 days a week.

It's not that I think I'm fat well, I do, but I always have and I've gotten used to it; it's that these are pounds symptomatic of my patented emotional stress eating.  And that pisses me off.  Also, they would not be staying on if I were able to keep up with my weight-lifting schedule (now impossible, because of chorus schedule and looming midterms).  So.

This will also give me an excuse to post every day about RL stuff, too.  We can try this for a while and see if it works.