Another Irish Drinking Song

I freaked out last night when I found out that RAF took down all their Animorphs e-book downloads, since I only had up to #23 and I wanted to canon review this weekend for an RP muse, but then I found an alternative forum site where they were all available for download! I had to flash back to my middle school days and post on the board five times in order to get permission to the links, but it was worth it. I have them all in .PDF and a backup set in .TXT now. It's days like these that I effing love the internet.

At home now, chillaxing with the fam and doing my paper on the Bible (due Wednesday, aka the day we get back from break e__e). I got a full eight hours of sleep and it was glorious.

Life is great.


Also thinking about a new moodtheme :/a

I am about to say three words. Before I say them, you should know this has nothing to do with the actual content of the The Girl Who ____ books, because I never wish to read them, based purely on the awful pain and suffering I have endured on their stupid account. I am sure there are many people who enjoy them.

That said, those three words are:

FUCK STIEG LARSSON.

Screw his stupid books which have become stupidly popular in a stupidly short amount of time. Screw the awful-grade paper they are printed on, which jams the machines and slices my fingers into mincemeat. Screw his stupid relatives, who have pushed his unpublished manuscripts into being published because his will stipulated that they'd get all his assets which includes any future book royalties. Screw their obnoxious naming convention that makes their titles obnoxious to say whenever we glance at the schedule and moan, "shitfuck, we're doing The Girl Who Clusterfucked the Mass-Market Paperback Industry again." And screw his boring, tasteless, paper-dry writing style, which I had to stare at for a whole week about a month ago while I was trapped on the automation line, hating my life and waiting to die from some sort of tragic foot-pain-related condition.




...That was building up inside me for a while. Sorry.

001. What song are you currently addicted to?


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TAGGING:

Whoever wants it, man~

I was going to talk about the Naruto chapter, but then I found something even better to discuss! You remember when I posted an entry concerning the airing of the Shippuden dub on the Disney XD channel? Apparently, it aired yesterday. And, well...

( Sasuke's gonna find his brother and GIVE HIM A STERN TALKING-TO. :| )

Completely unrelatedly, I found out from TV Tropes that Anthony Burgess wrote A Clockwork Orange while trying to deal with his wife's violent rape. That just makes the book that much sadder and more harrowing for me. And I found the book very hard to read when I read it (beginning of senior year, purely of my own volition).

SO HAY GUYS, A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENED IN THE PAST TWO DAYS--

~I had jaderhade over for the first time in OHGODSOLONG, and we watched the Yu-Gi-Oh! movie. ...It was her idea, I swear to god. I wasn't going to let her make me watch it, but then I agreed to watch it only if she consented to watch episode 1 of Code Geass. >:D And, surprisingly, it was a fun movie to watch simply because of how genuinely bad it was. SO BAD IT WAS HILARIOUS AND A JOY TO BEHOLD. God, Dan Green alone made me practically aspirate an entire handful of popcorn and choke to death from lolling so hard. He must just speak in capslock.

~Drove around the mall for the first time ever, without parents. Jade had to keep me from hyperventilating because NOBODY IN THAT PARTICULAR CITY KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE, INCLUDING ME.

~Bought a bunch of books again, why do I have no self-control. :C I'm going to be one of those old people who gets crushed to death under a collapsed pile of books and isn't found for weeks.

~Then I literally got home, read for an hour, and then got dragged to my haircut and then immediately back to the mall for COLLEGE SHOPPING.

~The Gap was having its fortieth anniversary, and our local outlet had a semi-local band come and play, AND THEY WERE SO AWESOME. :D I gave the lead singer a thumbs-up when I was dragged out of the store (which is ironic because originally I had to be dragged in).

~I didn't get to take my usual run today. :C

~My mom keeps walking in and talking to me about the clothes I bought while I sit on the floor, clearly reading. She's one of those people of the opinion that Other Human Beings Always Take Priority Over Books, No Matter What, Even If The Person Reading Is Sitting In Her Room With The Door Closed, Clearly Trying To Enjoy It.

~On that note, a meme! These are books that aren't written, haven't been written, and I'm not sure will ever be written, but they are books I WANT written.--

1. Chuck Palahniuk writing a book about vampires. It would be the only vampire book i ever actually appreciated.

2. John Green writing a book about someone who thinks they're a changeling, but is actually an alien.

3. Matthew Stover rewriting the entire Star Wars canon, and then beating the shit out of Troy Denning with a lead pipe. Oh wait, maybe that's just my personal fantasy.

~homg naruto 460 homg will not explode until later, promise

...OHGOD CEILING MADARA I CAN'T EVEN BRAIN RIGHT NOW, GOD I LOVE OUR MAIN VILLAIN SO MUCH ♥ ♥ ♥

~And on that note, I AM NOW GOING TO GO BE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT AND STOP NEGLECTING TAGS.

Time for answers to the first four takers on this meme!

( Not dial-up friendly )

Ask for more!

Dear Mr. D.J. MacHale,

The epilogue killed it.

Love, Random

SOFTBALL STARTS IN ONE MONTH AKLSHADKSLHAKLDSAKLDSKALJ~

*IS IN THE KIND OF JOYOUS RAPTURE THAT ONLY AN APPROACHING SENIOR SPORTS SEASON CAN CAUSE*

( School, featuring a magical book of hope and wonder )