Another Irish Drinking Song

I used my Astronomy homework as an excuse to go out to the graveyard with my roomies and a bottle of rum and tell ghost stories. It was a great night.

Except then I came back and started reading Candle Cove creepypasta and now I don't think I will ever sleep again. D|


But, I got namedropped again on the anonmeme! I'm so happy ;~~~;

My mom actually let me stay home from school today.  Granted, it's to get a scholarship done for the deadline tomorrow, but still.

Cool.

EDIT:  Also, apparently the government owes me money!  I signed my tax forms a couple days ago, and the people (my parents have some service do them) said I'm going to get a refund of $107.  Cooooooooool.

I GOT INTO COLGATE.

I GOT INTO COLGATE.

I GOT INTO COLGATE.

:D

SJKALHJKSAHJFKLHAJSKSHAJFKSAHJKSAHJFSKALHDFJSKHJFKSJKAL

...

HE TALKED TO ME.

More later, when I invent words that are big, intense, and awesome enough to describe it.

I AM A GOD.  SASUKE IS SAVED!!!

Yesterday, at about 9:30-ish p.m.

Me, on phone withjaderhade :  "I don't know what I'm going to do.  I'm so scared.  At this point, I don't care what I have to do.  I'll run every antivirus program I can get.  I'll back up the hard drive as best I can and reboot.  I'll give up all my Internet music.  I'l take him to a technician.  I'll disassemble him.  I WILL BREAK EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY AND DRAG HIM BACK HOME, BUT I WON'T LOSE SASUKE TO A THUG LIKE THIS VIRUS!!!!!!!!!"

jaderhade : "........."

me: "......oh, god, there should be a law against being this Narutarded."

McAfee helped out a lot:, 10 pm to 12:30 am:

me: "GO, GO, MCAFEE ANTI-VIRUS SCAN!!!  ROUT THE ENEMY!  DEFEAT THE OPPONENTS SOUNDLY IN THE....SKIRMISH!"

McAfee: *quarantines problem program, but is unable to clean/delete it*

me:  D8

I use my fancy human brain to assert control over the machine:

(this part is impossible to convey in lame script format)

Basically, what it was doing was putting up one of those lamesocks program windows that is automatically in the center of your screen and unable to close out and overlaps all windows you try to bring up.  I right-clicked the fake window-thing and selected "Properties."  That gave me the name of the source file: "sysguard."  I then went on a scavenger hunt in the depths of the computer source files and found the program hiding in the WINDOWS folder. Windows XP tried to warn me, saying that if I tampered with any files in that area, I could cripple Sasuke for the rest of his electronic life.  But since I knew what I was looking for, I found "sysguard" (which, in tile view, had an icon indicating it was some sort of code-program-file-thingy).

I sent it to the Recycle Bin.  And then I right-clicked the Recycle Bin and clicked "Empty Recycle Bin," because otherwise, it would be taking up unnecessary space.  In short, I killed it.  (YGO:TAS REF FTW)

Then, just to make sure, I restarted Sasuke and ran McAfee one last time.  Clean.  As of 1:00 am, I have successfully beaten a virus ALL BY MYSELF.  ME.  WITHOUT ANY SORT OF COMPUTER COUSE UNDER MY BELT EXCEPT A CRAPPY BASIC COURSE I HAD TO TAKE IN FRESHMAN YEAR.

Marco's Irony Gods take a swipe:

me: "I MUST SHARE MY GLORIOUS TRIUMPH WITH THE REST OF THE INTARWEBZ!!!  :DDDD"

Internet: *is out because family DSL is out*

me: D8

(Speaking of Marco and his Irony Gods, I will probably be spazzing about Animorphs, coming soon to a post near you)

....Why have I never discovered wrestling before?

Short story short, I promised abrof  and chocomarauder  I'd come to one of their wrestling matches one of these days, this became the day, and I think I lost my voice from screaming.  I was so pumped!  Watching wrestling is awesome!  (I kind of ended up mostly watching the guys' rear ends, but let's not throw stones at the newbie, shall we?  *sweat*)  I kind of want to, like, break stuff or something, I'm so jacked up right now.

Or I would be, except my little sister's out getting X-rays of her elbows.  They might be fractured; she fell on them really hard at her basketball game, and she's in a lot of pain.  DDDDDD:  Keep her in your thoughts/prayers/Satanic rituals tonight, plz?  (Maybe not so much the last one.)

Haven't been posting much due to chronic laziness, addiction to RP, etc.  Actually, I've been meaning to dork out about RP for a while, so here:( tl;dr I spend too much of my life RPing, don't look at me )

( GLEEEEEEEEE )
In other news, diet.

Breakfast: 200
Lunch: around 500
Dinner: between 800-1000

We went out to a nice restaurant for dinner (we do this every year around Christmastime...we call it the "[My last name] Family Extravaganza."
 We're lame.)  and I had the most fantastic food.  Tilapia (fish: omega-3 fatty acids, what?), spinach (I love spinach.  I must have been a failure as a child.), and some mashed taters.  Hee hee, taters.

And then I had three bites of my parents' vanilla cheesecake, and it was the...most...indescribably gorgeously delicious thing that I have ever had the privilege to experience.  It was like....no.  I have no words.  If I had to describe it, I would say that it was like a vanilla-flavored Team Hawk orgy on my tongue.  With Itachi and Anko dropping in just to be polite.  THAT.  GOOD.

Played Kingdom Hearts at chocomarauder 's house today.  I forgot how much I loved that game.  Then I had a giant guilt spasm over my cheating ways.  (My Brain: "RIKUUUUU!!!  TAKE ME BACK!!!  I NEVER LOVED THAT SASUKE GUY, BABY, IT WAS ALL YOU!  I'LL NEVER STRAY AGAIN!  BABYLOVE OF MY HEART, PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE WAAAAH~" et cetera)

...I need to stop playing Baldur's Gate and start working on my Christmas requests.  (but we just beat Spellhold!  Aww....)

For those of you who commented on the last entry, all she did was enforce the "no internet in room" rule, and I was enough of a moron to get caught.  It was mostly my fault but I felt spiteful and vindictive.  So.  And all I have to say is, if the worst rebellion I can think of is to use the Internet in my room, it's pretty sad.

Anyway. Yesterday was kind of a disaster at the last second, diet-wise.  I was up to about 750 after lunch, couldn't eat dinner due to library Christmas show, but we threw a small get-together after the show and my sister's basketball game with friends, and there was pizza.  And beer bread and dips.  At ten o'clock.  I was starving and binged.  Crap.  I don't think I could possibly have eaten more than a thousand calories, though, so I'm sure I'm not, you know, crashed.  I'll just have to do better today.

Anyway!  My day!  I went around Christmas in Our Hometown (a kind of dorky small town thing) with a friend (the one who took me to Homecoming, actually).  We went into the one shop, and there was this old guy playing Christmas songs on the piano.  On a whim, I walked over and started singing along.  It was like in the cheesy movies, when the herione suddenly bursts into son and everyone stops to listen.  It was the coolest thing ever.  At the end, the old guy was like, "You're hired!  Here's my card."  I still have the card.

:D