Another Irish Drinking Song

Does anyone know of a good undertaker? Alternatively, just build me a fire so I can jump on it.

Sasuke has a virus.

I can't believe it.

I'm posting this from work.

I really can't be sure of what it is, but it's a program that got onto the laptop--I don't know HOW--and pretends to be a spyware-removal program.  I think it's a virus because it pops up in the windows sidebar like it's a windows security thing, but it has a whole bunch of grammatical errors that Microsoft would never commit and the little icon isn't the red shield with an X, it's a red dot with an X that wants to look like the Windows shield.

I feel sick to my stomach and I can't stop thinking about it.  If my laptop goes, I'm shit-fracked.  There is no possible way for me to continue this school year using the family desktop, which may have an unrelated virus of its own.

McAfee claims to have quarantined it, but I can't be sure.  I shut off the laptop's wireless adapter to try to contain the damage.  I don't know what the program/virus actually does.

If my parents find out, I'm completely dead.

Help?

It's 3 am and I have not even finished the first page of my seven page term paper rough draft.  The only thing I can do is to hope desperately for a school cancelation due to the snow outside.  I have a horrible gut-wrenching suspicion, though, that it will not happen.

shit

After whining for days, here's something I've been waiting for:

The Rules:

Step One
- Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered...whatever you're comfortable with) to your LJ. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.

- If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.

- Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your LJ, so that the holiday joy will spread.

Step Two
- Surf around your friendslist (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:

- If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it.

You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.

There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

My List:

This will be all fandom, since my parents won't take kindly to mysterious Santa packages arriving from the Internet for me.  lolz

1. Itachi/Anko icons.  Please?  Anyone who can do icons and shooping?  I just want to display my crack!OTP with style...
2. An Itachi/Anko banner.  Might be easier to shoop than the icons, with more space.  I WILL PAY WITH FIC.
3. TEAM HAWK CRACK. EEE~
4. oh, shit, my parents woke up.  THIS MEME WILL BE FINISHED LATER.

Okay.  I'm insane.  That's all.  Completely and utterly insane.

I'm taking three AP courses (English, Calculus, and World History), one honors course (Physics), two writing-intensive courses (Creative Writing and Journalism), and a set of night speech classes at a local university on Mondays.  And I'm doing Select Chorus with an eye towards going to Districts, lifting weights three days a week to keep from regaining the summer weight loss, and working.

I.  Am.  Insane.

Not to mention I intend to continue writing my Bleach AU, and complete 200 Naruto fics for 

mission_insane  in my writing journal.  And possibly start that novel I'm going to need if I want to be, you know, an actual novelist.

On the other hand, I can see my friends every day now.  And ZOMG I HAVE A CREATIVE WRITING CLASS.  And I can decorate my planner with lolarious pictures of Itachi to drive away the woe,  And October is coming soon, bringing with it Ouran and Avatar and Naruto and Vampire Knight and prolly some Bleach and all sorts of goodness.

Plus I'm happy that I convinced jaderhade to read up to where I was in the Naruto manga and now I have someone to dork with when I get the urge (LOL I CAN HAS VILLAINY???), and just, yeah.  I guess I'll just have to comfort myself with that.

oh god I'm insane~