Another Irish Drinking Song

MY LAPTOP HAS BEEN FIXED.

Now. I still have to pull up all my files and programs and reinstall all my shortcuts, and I guarantee you that some new issue will present itself the second I post this, but. The point is. It works. For now.


[17:50] Xfeilynx: SASUKE PULLS THROUGH
[17:50] Xfeilynx: ONCE AGAIN
[17:50] dishonor4honor: HE IS LIKE
[17:50] Xfeilynx: FUCKING GODMOD
[17:50] dishonor4honor: UNKILLABLE
[17:50] dishonor4honor: BITCHES
[17:51] dishonor4honor: DANZOU-VIRUS THOUGHT HE HAD HIM
[17:51] dishonor4honor: BUT SASUKE NEVER DIES, BIZNATCHES

EDIT: sob, a-also I have reserved Lelouch at kannagara_rpg MY TIME MANAGEMENT AND WILLPOWER, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM

I AM A GOD.  SASUKE IS SAVED!!!

Yesterday, at about 9:30-ish p.m.

Me, on phone withjaderhade :  "I don't know what I'm going to do.  I'm so scared.  At this point, I don't care what I have to do.  I'll run every antivirus program I can get.  I'll back up the hard drive as best I can and reboot.  I'll give up all my Internet music.  I'l take him to a technician.  I'll disassemble him.  I WILL BREAK EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY AND DRAG HIM BACK HOME, BUT I WON'T LOSE SASUKE TO A THUG LIKE THIS VIRUS!!!!!!!!!"

jaderhade : "........."

me: "......oh, god, there should be a law against being this Narutarded."

McAfee helped out a lot:, 10 pm to 12:30 am:

me: "GO, GO, MCAFEE ANTI-VIRUS SCAN!!!  ROUT THE ENEMY!  DEFEAT THE OPPONENTS SOUNDLY IN THE....SKIRMISH!"

McAfee: *quarantines problem program, but is unable to clean/delete it*

me:  D8

I use my fancy human brain to assert control over the machine:

(this part is impossible to convey in lame script format)

Basically, what it was doing was putting up one of those lamesocks program windows that is automatically in the center of your screen and unable to close out and overlaps all windows you try to bring up.  I right-clicked the fake window-thing and selected "Properties."  That gave me the name of the source file: "sysguard."  I then went on a scavenger hunt in the depths of the computer source files and found the program hiding in the WINDOWS folder. Windows XP tried to warn me, saying that if I tampered with any files in that area, I could cripple Sasuke for the rest of his electronic life.  But since I knew what I was looking for, I found "sysguard" (which, in tile view, had an icon indicating it was some sort of code-program-file-thingy).

I sent it to the Recycle Bin.  And then I right-clicked the Recycle Bin and clicked "Empty Recycle Bin," because otherwise, it would be taking up unnecessary space.  In short, I killed it.  (YGO:TAS REF FTW)

Then, just to make sure, I restarted Sasuke and ran McAfee one last time.  Clean.  As of 1:00 am, I have successfully beaten a virus ALL BY MYSELF.  ME.  WITHOUT ANY SORT OF COMPUTER COUSE UNDER MY BELT EXCEPT A CRAPPY BASIC COURSE I HAD TO TAKE IN FRESHMAN YEAR.

Marco's Irony Gods take a swipe:

me: "I MUST SHARE MY GLORIOUS TRIUMPH WITH THE REST OF THE INTARWEBZ!!!  :DDDD"

Internet: *is out because family DSL is out*

me: D8

(Speaking of Marco and his Irony Gods, I will probably be spazzing about Animorphs, coming soon to a post near you)

GET READY FOR A REAL LIFE POST YOU GUYS!  I SO EXCITED~

Okay, so my dad go this new phone plan with a company that doesn't suck, and now I have this beautiful phone that I don't deserve (even though I don't know how to work it, so guess karma stepped in for me).  And it has Bluetooth, which means that I can connect it to Sasuke (the laptop) and exchange files.

And of course, with my propensity for naming my electronic devices, and with an opportunity too golden to pass up, I named the phone Itachi.  SHUT UP, I AM A NARUTARD~  *also, appropriate mood icon is appropriate*

Anyway, total dorkery aside, this means that any pictures I take with the phone will be actually transferrable to the computer, and that means my dear friends-list will get to see more awesome pictures of me/taken by me!  Sorry, lurkers-who-have-so-little-life-as-to-actually-watch-this-journal.  I am paranoid.

In other news, District Chorus tryouts are a week from Sunday.  And...I'm starting to get a lot of sinus drippage.  If I get another right-before-auditions-infection, I will commit seppuku.  I MEAN IT FOR SRS.  I suppose I should start pounding the oranges and AirBorn again...

Um...my life is boring.  What else?  I really have nothing more of substance to say, except that I'm considering digging up those old voice-post memes that were floating around a few weeks ago and do them.  Just not right now.  *lazy*

EDIT: WAIT, THERE WAS A STORY THAT WENT WITH THE PHONE.  Okay, so everyone in my immediate family got a phone when we switched our plan, including my two little sisters, so we were being given the rundown on the rules by my mother.  She informed us that she and my father reserved the right to go through our text messages at any time.

This is what I said:  "Double-plus good, mom."

My mom: "Huh?  o_0"

ANYONE WHO GETS THAT IS AWESOME.

I FOUND MY FLASH DRIVE, YOU GUYS!  It was in a different pocket of my laptop case.  *shameshame*  Also, I named it Shikamaru, so it won't feel unappreciated and leave me again.

...What?  I name all my personal electronic devices--

Laptop: Sasuke.
Flash Drive: Shikamaru.
Cell Phone: Smoof.
iPod: Roxas.
Completely useless secondhand palm organizer that my dad pawned off on me: Bob.

ALSO, COMPLETELY UNRELATED:

My epictastic Bleach AU just got posted.  Please to be visiting?

Stained 

EDIT: ALSO, WHY IS YAHOO!MAIL BEING AN A--TARD??

SASUKE'S CONNECTED TO THE INTERWEBZ NAO!

(The laptop.)