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internet why have you failed me
Oct. 1st, 2009 09:59 pmWhy does my mother keep stalking my Facebook and asking me about my friends D8<
HAHAH I WIN not
Dec. 19th, 2008 03:35 pmI just finished one of my Christmas request fics! Only... ten to go! ahahaha I'm doomed.
I also still have to finish a rough draft of a story for Creative Writing, start the second-quarter anthology for said class, and write that goddamn term paper rough draft instead of slacking off like a stupidass. D: *is filled with self-loathing*
ALSO! I FOUND ITACHI/ANKO FACEBOOK FLAIR!!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER IN THE WORLD LALALALA~
STEPHEN KING FANS: I was reading this article in the health/science section of the paper this morning, and they were raving about this brain tumor they removed from a baby that had:
A foot, a hand, some teeth, and a spinal column in it.
They have never seen anything like it, and it doesn't really fit any other medical conditions quite correctly. They don't know what to make of it.
I do.
George Stark, anyone?
Great Anger, I am having even more of it!
Nov. 27th, 2008 04:38 pmArgh.
Rargh.
Grah.
My mother.
After I go and get that Facebook she SO DESPERATELY wanted me to get, she has now invoked Parental Clause Epsilon, which apparently states, "If your child belongs to any social networking site, no matter if it's safe or not, no matter if YOU MADE THEM DO IT or not, that AUTOMATICALLY CONFERS UPON YOU THE RIGHT TO GO THROUGH THEIR GODDAMN EMAIL AND WATCH EVERYTHING ANYONE EVER WRITES ON THEIR WALL OR WHATEVER. AND THE RIGHT TO MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT HER FRIENDS."
My anger has left me speechless, otherwise I'd be voiceposting so you can hear my seething rage.
Also, apparently it is a BAD THING to have internet friends. Because every single person on the interwebz is a CREEPER. YES, THEY FAKED ALL THEIR SPEECH PATTERNS AND OTHER RL/INTERNET FRIENDS AND THOSE PHOTOS OF THEM AT CONS. THEY ARE ALL CREEPERS. YOU STUPID CHILD.
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EDIT: Also, Happy Thanksgiving. I am so thankful for this livejournal and all my wonderful creeper Internet friends. You guys pick me up when I'm down, and make me glad to have the interwebz. ILU all. <3
Rargh.
Grah.
My mother.
After I go and get that Facebook she SO DESPERATELY wanted me to get, she has now invoked Parental Clause Epsilon, which apparently states, "If your child belongs to any social networking site, no matter if it's safe or not, no matter if YOU MADE THEM DO IT or not, that AUTOMATICALLY CONFERS UPON YOU THE RIGHT TO GO THROUGH THEIR GODDAMN EMAIL AND WATCH EVERYTHING ANYONE EVER WRITES ON THEIR WALL OR WHATEVER. AND THE RIGHT TO MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT HER FRIENDS."
My anger has left me speechless, otherwise I'd be voiceposting so you can hear my seething rage.
Also, apparently it is a BAD THING to have internet friends. Because every single person on the interwebz is a CREEPER. YES, THEY FAKED ALL THEIR SPEECH PATTERNS AND OTHER RL/INTERNET FRIENDS AND THOSE PHOTOS OF THEM AT CONS. THEY ARE ALL CREEPERS. YOU STUPID CHILD.
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EDIT: Also, Happy Thanksgiving. I am so thankful for this livejournal and all my wonderful creeper Internet friends. You guys pick me up when I'm down, and make me glad to have the interwebz. ILU all. <3
