Another Irish Drinking Song

I just finished one of my Christmas request fics!  Only... ten to go!    ahahaha I'm doomed.

I also still have to finish a rough draft of a story for Creative Writing, start the second-quarter anthology for said class, and write that goddamn term paper rough draft instead of slacking off like a stupidass.  D:  *is filled with self-loathing*

ALSO!  I FOUND ITACHI/ANKO FACEBOOK FLAIR!!!!  THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER IN THE WORLD LALALALA~

STEPHEN KING FANS:  I was reading this article in the health/science section of the paper this morning, and they were raving about this brain tumor they removed from a baby that had:

A foot, a hand, some teeth, and a spinal column in it. 

They have never seen anything like it, and it doesn't really fit any other medical conditions quite correctly.  They don't know what to make of it.

I do.

George Stark, anyone?

FRACK.  STUPID LIVEJOURNAL.

Even with a false birthdate in the system, I am still being barred from areas of the site.  SPECIFICALLY, I am trying to join ths Stephen King fanart/fanfiction community called after_the_king, which, you know, would be good for me as I now have four contributions for said community.  But LJ is being a dillweed and telling me I can't go there because...

"ADULT CONTENT.  NO USERS UNDER 18."

...

Okay, thanks, Big Brother. 

Does anyone know how to get around this, short of starting a new account and lying about my age?  I don't really want to; it's just so frustrating because I'm close to 18.  Just not close enough, evidently. r