Great Anger, I am having even more of it!

[elementalhero]

Argh.

Rargh.

Grah.

My mother.

After I go and get that Facebook she SO DESPERATELY wanted me to get, she has now invoked Parental Clause Epsilon, which apparently states, "If your  child belongs to any social networking site, no matter if it's safe or not, no matter if YOU MADE THEM DO IT or not, that AUTOMATICALLY CONFERS UPON YOU THE RIGHT TO GO THROUGH THEIR GODDAMN EMAIL AND WATCH EVERYTHING ANYONE EVER WRITES ON THEIR WALL OR WHATEVER.  AND THE RIGHT TO MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT HER FRIENDS."

My anger has left me speechless, otherwise I'd be voiceposting so you can hear my seething rage.

Also, apparently it is a BAD THING to have internet friends.  Because every single person on the interwebz is a CREEPER.  YES, THEY FAKED ALL THEIR SPEECH PATTERNS AND OTHER RL/INTERNET FRIENDS AND THOSE PHOTOS OF THEM AT CONS.  THEY ARE ALL CREEPERS.  YOU STUPID CHILD.

[/inarticulate ire]

EDIT: Also, Happy Thanksgiving.  I am so thankful for this livejournal and all my wonderful creeper Internet friends.  You guys pick me up when I'm down, and make me glad to have the interwebz.  ILU all. <3

Comments

[tishannia.livejournal.com]

omgg, my mum gave up on that back when I was likee 10, when I met my first e-friend. :P

but being responsible forever made her get off my back at the get-go.

add me on facebook, arrr D:

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Being responsible forever means nothing to my mom. D<

Where can I find youuu?

[tishannia.livejournal.com]

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=logo#/profile.php?id=785120404&ref=profile

:D

[star-x-faery.livejournal.com]

D:

*HUG*

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

OHNOES AN INTARWEBZ HUG

YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE A FIFTY YEAR OLD MAN WHO WANTS ME IN A DARK ALLEY, AAAH

[star-x-faery.livejournal.com]

OHNOES, YOU HAVE DISCOVERED MY DEEP DARK SECRET. I ONLY PRETEND TO LIKE MANGA AND ANIME BOOKS AND FANFIC, EVEN IF MY ACCOUNT IS *checks* TWO YEARS OLDER THAN YOURS, YES.

(D: *hugs more*)

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

OH NOOOOOOOOOO~ TIME-WARPING CREEPEROSITY

(*hugs back*)

[star-x-faery.livejournal.com]

LMAO OMG YESSSS. LET ME GET BACK IN MY TIME MACHINE AND....I have no end to that sentence. XDXDXD;;;

(D:)

[wickedxxlovely.livejournal.com]

I AM A CREEPER.
Even though we're best friends and hang out all the time and stuff.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT A CREEPER.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

BUT I ALREADY KNEW THAT

STALKER

[bamboozle.livejournal.com]

She made you get facebook? And then... that doesn't make sense >>

*hughughughug*

Except... I'm a creeper, so I'll sit in the corner ;__;

*HUG*

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

My mom raises "not making sense" to an art form.

*hugs*

AAAAGH IT'S A BELLACREEPER! THE WORST KIND OF CREEPER THERE IS~

[bamboozle.livejournal.com]

Lets remain thankful she and my mother can not combine forces XD

*INSERT PUN ABOUT IVY AND GARDEN CREEPERS HERE*

WHOA I'M SO WITTY!

And I added you back on Facebook. You can look at my photos now and everything O_o

<3

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAY

[keepdreamingxx.livejournal.com]

xDDD

I-I could make a video and show her I'm not a creeper!!! That's what I do for other friends. xD;

But ughhh that sucks. Majorly. ): ISN'T THERE LIKE, A LAW AGAINST THAT OR SOMETHING?

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

She'd be SO ALARMED BY THAT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. Better to just keep it on the down low.

I WISH, HAHAHA. THERE IS NO LAW CURRENTLY ON THE BOOKS AGAINST STUPIDITY.

[keepdreamingxx.livejournal.com]

Yeahhh... unfortunately, that's what I get most of the time. Haha.

She doesn't read your LJ, does she?

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Thank god, no. She doesn't know I have one.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I could not handle it if my mother had that little respect for my privacy.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

I am slowly losing my sanity. Luckily, I never go on Facebook, because the layout of the site makes me want to rip my hair out.