NARUTO 467

[elementalhero]

...WAS OUT EARLY, WHAT A FANTASTIC DAY TODAY HAS BEEN~



~We start out with some lovely color pages of Sakura's "GONNA SMACK A BITCH" face. 8D
~And then a color spread of some random characters. It looks like it might be a popularity poll, but Kisame and Kimimaro are on there and Sasuke isn't so that can't be true.
~Ahaha, first non-color page is of angry village people yelling at Kakashi and co.: WHY DID YOU SMASH A GIANT HOLE IN OUR INN? TYPICAL SHINOBI D<
~unf hot shot of Sasuke with his chin raised all defiantly~~ *DROOLS*
~Baww, angsty but determined!Naruto is so angsty but determined. *hugs*
~And Danzou manages to escape. OF COURSE. Maybe Anko will kick his ass outside with Kabutorochi! 8D
~lol Raikage's like PUNCHING FIXES EVERYTHING and Madara's like "lol nothx, have a wall."
~GWAAAH SPINNY VORTEX MASK D8 and it looks silly because SASUKE'S GETTING SUCKED INTO THE VORTEX and he has, like, this foot sticking out. |D
~HE MADE SASUKE DISAPPEAR WHAT 80
~AND THEN HE SUCKS UP KARIN TOO WHAT THE CRAAAAAAAP
~Madara, you lolcow. XD
~Karin: "WHAT THE CRAP I'M IN THIS BIG BLANK BLACK SPACE CONSISTING OF BOXES AND I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST HEAL SASUKE WTF."
~Pfft, Madara's like I WANTED SASUKE TO EVOLVE SO I CAME HERE TO START LEVEL-GRINDING ON YOU KAGES. BUT THEN I RAN OUT OF REVIVES WITH NO POKEMON CENTER. CURSE YOUR SAME-TYPE ATTACK BONUSES! D| /I am the worst person in the world for making this joke
~He confirms what Itachi said, that he is a "shell of his former self." But does he mean it literally??? *PONDERS*
~AHAHAHA AND HE SITS DOWN AND THEY'RE LIKE "HURRY UP" AND HE JUST PUTS UP ONE FINGER LIKE "CALM DOWN KIDS, GRAMPA MADARA'S GOT A STORY FOR YOU IF YOU'LL BE PATIENT" and just kdsljfkslfsjk I love you Madara
~HIS HAND GESTURES WITH THE KNUCKLES AND THE GRASPING AND THE OMG MADARA YOU ARE SUCH. A. LOLCOW.
~OOOOOH magic stone tablet~ Now I get why Itachi was all happy when Sasuke was like "Yeah I read the secret thingy >8|," and Itachi was like "oh hay good just like I told you, awesome~ 8D" Because it was actually a test of his eyes.
~WHAT OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

THE ULTIMATE WEAPON

WE WERE RIGHT, JADE. YOUR SILLY EX-BOYFRIEND WAS RIGHT.

THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE TEN-TAILED PLATYPUS.

/extremely obscure RL inside joke that no one else could possibly understand |D

~lol and Temari's like BULLCRAP, SIR, BULL. CRAP.
~wtf that doesn't even make sense; if you added all the bijuu's tails, you'd get 45. MATH FAIL.
~so the Rikudou Sennin was the Ten-Tails' Jinchuuriki? Whoa.
~AND NO. BULLCRAP. HE MADE THE MOON OUT OF ITS' BODY AND HIS COOL RINNENGAN JUTSU AHAHAHAHAHA
~HOLY.

SHIT.

HOLY SHIT.

HOLY SHIT.

THIS IS THE BIGGEST PLOTDUMP SINCE THE ITACHI FIGHT.

MADARA IS GOING TO BECOME THE TEN-TAILS' JINCHUURIKI, AND USE THE MOON TO GENJUTSU EVERYONE ON THE PLANET.

THAT.

I.

THAT.

*falls over*

I can't do this anymore, my brain will implode.

YOU GUYS WE HAVE THE BEST VILLAIN EVER OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

~And everyone just stands there like, "WHAT. WHAT. WHAT."
~And he's all like AND THEN NO ONE WILL FIGHT ANYMORE 8D ♥~ and I am in love with Madara you guys, help me please 8O
~RAIKAGE'S FACE AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
~HE'S LIKE "WTF WTF WTF WTF WTFW WTF NO.
~and Gaara's like PEACE MEANS NOTHING IF IT IS ONLY AN ILLUSORY LIE. When did he get so philisophical? GAARA, YOU'RE AWESOME ♥
~and Mizukage's like WHAT OF OUR DREAMS? WHAT OF HOPE? WHAT OF REALITY? Mizukage is also pretty damn awesome ♥
~XD XD and Tsuchikage doesn't even care about the philosophy and existential ANXT about it, he's just like, "That sounds liek Danzou. I think you both just want the world for yourselves. YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS BLAR." I made the last part up, but it was implicit. :|
~XD XD XD XD XD MADARA AHAHAHAHAHAH

HE'S JUST LIKE,

"SILLY KAGES, HOPE IS FOR KIDS AN ILLUSION! 8D ♥♥♥"
~Aww, Raikage realizes Bee is alive <3
~XD AND THEN HE'S LIKE "THAT PUNK IS TAKING A VACATION WHILE LUNATICS TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WHAT THE FRACK ARGH"
~AND GAARA

WITH THE MOST BADASS LINE

EVER


"We will not give up hope."


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HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS SERIES??????



Analysis of this chapter in more real depth comes tomorrow. I'm too jacked up right now. WITH AWESOME.

EDIT: YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS DESERVES DANCING TEAM HAWK!



AND SASUKE



8D

Comments

[castalyne.livejournal.com]

I was totally thinking about 'Power Rangers' when they introduced the ten tailed mutt. Kishomoto has been spending too much time reading fan fics, I suppose.

Madara as a pokemon trainer, lol, Madara, you're Sasuke will NEVER evolve into an Itachi. Let's see what happens when he pits it against Kakashi's Naruto.

[hungrytiger11.livejournal.com]

Kishi and Rowling take the same math classes, for sure!

Oh, Madara IS such an lolcow (which possibly the funniest internet speak ever).

And, I don't know what it is, but I am totally loving this new, philosophic, post-demon Gaara. He'll like stand there and say all these awesome one-liners. YOU GO, YOU PAUL OF UZUMAKIANITY!

[ground-breaker.livejournal.com]

Random this is terrible. I'm actually holding out hope for Sakura! Like. She's all srs bzns and she might get to do something badass in the future and I really, really should not hold out hope.

Also it's official: Madara has moved into the realm of Saturday morning cartoon villain. And it makes me laugh my ass off.