NARUTO 467

[elementalhero]

...WAS OUT EARLY, WHAT A FANTASTIC DAY TODAY HAS BEEN~



~We start out with some lovely color pages of Sakura's "GONNA SMACK A BITCH" face. 8D
~And then a color spread of some random characters. It looks like it might be a popularity poll, but Kisame and Kimimaro are on there and Sasuke isn't so that can't be true.
~Ahaha, first non-color page is of angry village people yelling at Kakashi and co.: WHY DID YOU SMASH A GIANT HOLE IN OUR INN? TYPICAL SHINOBI D<
~unf hot shot of Sasuke with his chin raised all defiantly~~ *DROOLS*
~Baww, angsty but determined!Naruto is so angsty but determined. *hugs*
~And Danzou manages to escape. OF COURSE. Maybe Anko will kick his ass outside with Kabutorochi! 8D
~lol Raikage's like PUNCHING FIXES EVERYTHING and Madara's like "lol nothx, have a wall."
~GWAAAH SPINNY VORTEX MASK D8 and it looks silly because SASUKE'S GETTING SUCKED INTO THE VORTEX and he has, like, this foot sticking out. |D
~HE MADE SASUKE DISAPPEAR WHAT 80
~AND THEN HE SUCKS UP KARIN TOO WHAT THE CRAAAAAAAP
~Madara, you lolcow. XD
~Karin: "WHAT THE CRAP I'M IN THIS BIG BLANK BLACK SPACE CONSISTING OF BOXES AND I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST HEAL SASUKE WTF."
~Pfft, Madara's like I WANTED SASUKE TO EVOLVE SO I CAME HERE TO START LEVEL-GRINDING ON YOU KAGES. BUT THEN I RAN OUT OF REVIVES WITH NO POKEMON CENTER. CURSE YOUR SAME-TYPE ATTACK BONUSES! D| /I am the worst person in the world for making this joke
~He confirms what Itachi said, that he is a "shell of his former self." But does he mean it literally??? *PONDERS*
~AHAHAHA AND HE SITS DOWN AND THEY'RE LIKE "HURRY UP" AND HE JUST PUTS UP ONE FINGER LIKE "CALM DOWN KIDS, GRAMPA MADARA'S GOT A STORY FOR YOU IF YOU'LL BE PATIENT" and just kdsljfkslfsjk I love you Madara
~HIS HAND GESTURES WITH THE KNUCKLES AND THE GRASPING AND THE OMG MADARA YOU ARE SUCH. A. LOLCOW.
~OOOOOH magic stone tablet~ Now I get why Itachi was all happy when Sasuke was like "Yeah I read the secret thingy >8|," and Itachi was like "oh hay good just like I told you, awesome~ 8D" Because it was actually a test of his eyes.
~WHAT OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

THE ULTIMATE WEAPON

WE WERE RIGHT, JADE. YOUR SILLY EX-BOYFRIEND WAS RIGHT.

THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE TEN-TAILED PLATYPUS.

/extremely obscure RL inside joke that no one else could possibly understand |D

~lol and Temari's like BULLCRAP, SIR, BULL. CRAP.
~wtf that doesn't even make sense; if you added all the bijuu's tails, you'd get 45. MATH FAIL.
~so the Rikudou Sennin was the Ten-Tails' Jinchuuriki? Whoa.
~AND NO. BULLCRAP. HE MADE THE MOON OUT OF ITS' BODY AND HIS COOL RINNENGAN JUTSU AHAHAHAHAHA
~HOLY.

SHIT.

HOLY SHIT.

HOLY SHIT.

THIS IS THE BIGGEST PLOTDUMP SINCE THE ITACHI FIGHT.

MADARA IS GOING TO BECOME THE TEN-TAILS' JINCHUURIKI, AND USE THE MOON TO GENJUTSU EVERYONE ON THE PLANET.

THAT.

I.

THAT.

*falls over*

I can't do this anymore, my brain will implode.

YOU GUYS WE HAVE THE BEST VILLAIN EVER OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

~And everyone just stands there like, "WHAT. WHAT. WHAT."
~And he's all like AND THEN NO ONE WILL FIGHT ANYMORE 8D ♥~ and I am in love with Madara you guys, help me please 8O
~RAIKAGE'S FACE AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
~HE'S LIKE "WTF WTF WTF WTF WTFW WTF NO.
~and Gaara's like PEACE MEANS NOTHING IF IT IS ONLY AN ILLUSORY LIE. When did he get so philisophical? GAARA, YOU'RE AWESOME ♥
~and Mizukage's like WHAT OF OUR DREAMS? WHAT OF HOPE? WHAT OF REALITY? Mizukage is also pretty damn awesome ♥
~XD XD and Tsuchikage doesn't even care about the philosophy and existential ANXT about it, he's just like, "That sounds liek Danzou. I think you both just want the world for yourselves. YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS BLAR." I made the last part up, but it was implicit. :|
~XD XD XD XD XD MADARA AHAHAHAHAHAH

HE'S JUST LIKE,

"SILLY KAGES, HOPE IS FOR KIDS AN ILLUSION! 8D ♥♥♥"
~Aww, Raikage realizes Bee is alive <3
~XD AND THEN HE'S LIKE "THAT PUNK IS TAKING A VACATION WHILE LUNATICS TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WHAT THE FRACK ARGH"
~AND GAARA

WITH THE MOST BADASS LINE

EVER


"We will not give up hope."


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HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS SERIES??????



Analysis of this chapter in more real depth comes tomorrow. I'm too jacked up right now. WITH AWESOME.

EDIT: YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS DESERVES DANCING TEAM HAWK!



AND SASUKE



8D

Comments

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

She's going to be awesome, don't worry. With, like SILENT BADASSERY. And then she'll deliver some snappy banter of awesome.

I guess it isn't supposed to be mathy, more like symbolic. Whatever. MAYBE MADARA CAN'T COUNT XD

[castalyne.livejournal.com]

I was totally thinking about 'Power Rangers' when they introduced the ten tailed mutt. Kishomoto has been spending too much time reading fan fics, I suppose.

Madara as a pokemon trainer, lol, Madara, you're Sasuke will NEVER evolve into an Itachi. Let's see what happens when he pits it against Kakashi's Naruto.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

I don't remember anything about Power Rangers. XD <.<;

MADARA WANTS TO BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

[castalyne.livejournal.com]

Long story short, they had robots that joined together as one SUPER ULTRA MEGAZORD AND THEY KEELED THINGS!!!!!!

I think Madara wants to start his own power rangers, and collect pokemonz.

I think I just broke my own brain. :(

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

I remembered that part, just...nothing else. (I didn't know if it was a specific character he was reminding you of |D)

[hungrytiger11.livejournal.com]

Kishi and Rowling take the same math classes, for sure!

Oh, Madara IS such an lolcow (which possibly the funniest internet speak ever).

And, I don't know what it is, but I am totally loving this new, philosophic, post-demon Gaara. He'll like stand there and say all these awesome one-liners. YOU GO, YOU PAUL OF UZUMAKIANITY!

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

What makes you say that?

Gaara is simply continuing to win at liiiiiiiiife~ ♥

[hungrytiger11.livejournal.com]

1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9=10 is not good mathmatics for Kishimoto. And Rowling... her books fail a lot at timeline and simple maths. There are a lot of "Flints" aka errors in the timeline or adding up of years. They are called Flint after a prime example. The Slytherin Keeper Flint was suppose to have graduated earlier than what he did. She misremember what grade he was in, so he's still around a year or too after he should be gone.


So... when I say they both went to the same math classes...I'm kinda saying they both are not showing great math skills all the time.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

when I say they both went to the same math classes...I'm kinda saying they both are not showing great math skills all the time.

I knew that was what you were saying. I just meant, I didn't know of any Rowling examples and wondered what equated them, that's all.

[hungrytiger11.livejournal.com]

Here is a list of some of the timeline errors. Another example might be the twins saying they haven't won the Quidditch cup since Charlie left... but Charlie is stated to be three years older than Percy and would have graduated the year before Book One. Therefore... of course, they haven't won the cup since he left; there hasn't been any other competition for it since! There was no time for a team without Charlie nor for a slytherin winning streak.

The important stuff all works out, just little things like this that are sort of funny once you notice.

[ground-breaker.livejournal.com]

Random this is terrible. I'm actually holding out hope for Sakura! Like. She's all srs bzns and she might get to do something badass in the future and I really, really should not hold out hope.

Also it's official: Madara has moved into the realm of Saturday morning cartoon villain. And it makes me laugh my ass off.

[ground-breaker.livejournal.com]

fffff RP journal too lazy to log out. Uh. Deal?

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

SAKURA IS GOING TO BE BADASS! 8D I CAN FEEEEEEEL IIIIIIIIT~

Hey, I'm entertained. And that's all I want Naruto to do for me. C:


I want someone to make a Youtube Poop or something of Madara singing "WHEEEEEEEN THEEEEEEEE~ MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE, THAT'S AMOREEEEEEEEEE~"