HAPPY-MAKING!

[elementalhero]

NARUTO 470:



~HELLS TO THE YES! I love Sakura in this chapter. I mean, skaljdskld she's learned how to do the right thing even if it's hard and she's trying to get Naruto through this without hurting him too much, but when it's finally obvious he's not going to listen, she's like OKAY, COME ON, MY MAN-HAREM, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL SASUKE ALL BY OURSELVES, and Kiba and Lee and everyone following her around like YES FUTURE HOKAGE-SAMA and just afkjdlfjskaljasklfa I don't care what anyone says, she's awesome. \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

~Baawww, Tsuchikage being all I USED TO BE CUTE AND YOUNG AND IDEALISTIC ONCE BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES, bawww old people~ ♥

~ffffffffff Killerbee taking notes while Enka-guy and Kisame square off, ffffffff what a dork

~HE ALMOST KILLED HIM BY THROWING A PENCIL, KILLERBEE JUST JUMPED ABOUT 348329 LEVELS IN MY AWESOME ESTIMATION <3333333

~And yes, okay, I can't get through this review without mentioning that there do happen to be some weird homoerotic undertones in this fighting just with all the stabbing and holes and puncture-wounding and okay can we get back to Sakura and/or Madara please, this is not exciting. :/

~nnnnnnnnnnngh Samehada ickkkkkkkkkkkkkk D: D: D:


Baww, that was short. BUT STILL! SAKURA'S MAN-HAREM! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Comments

[the-sun-is-up.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT SAKURA HAS A MAN-HAREM. XD She's got Lee, Kiba, and Sai, and now she's gonna go get her some Sasuke. (She offered Naruto a place in her harem, but he blew it.)

And loooooool at the gayness level of the Kisame/Killerbee fight seriously wtf was that all about?! And Kisame being like "YOUR TASTY OCTOPUS CHAKRA IS MAKING MY PENIS SWORD SWELL IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER" and Killerbee being like "OH HAY STOP MAKING CUTE FACES AT ME" and wtf.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

I know, right? It's so awesome. She's like NARUTO, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN PART OF THE GLORIOUS MAN-HAREM, BUT YOU BLEW IT. :/ SORRY TO BREAK UP YOUR GAY LOVE AFFAIR, BUT SASUKE'S GOTTA GO, and meanwhile, Kiba's all YES PLZ BE MY ALPHA WOLF, SAKURA, and she's like KIBA HELP ME KILL THAT DOUCHE OFF, and I am so excited that maybe we will get Sakura punching Sasuke's face in after all. ♥ ♥

That fight is so gay, I'm afraid it might come to life and try to eat me. D:

[the-sun-is-up.livejournal.com]

Kiba's all YES PLZ BE MY ALPHA WOLF, SAKURA,

LOLOLOLOLOL. And if Sakura punched Sasuke in the face, I would die of happy/hotness.

Kisame's Erecto-weapon is kind of creeping me out. o_O

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Yes! Learning How to Use the Man-Harem certainly had to be part of the kunoichi lessons back in Academy, right?

Also, I'm certainly not going to sink your ship by saying that she's obviously going to Falcon Pawnch his face in...


SAMEHADA. IT TALKS. IN YOUR NIGHTMARES.

[strange_quark]

KISAME AND KILLERBEE, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT SAKURA IS THE MOST BADASS CHARACTER OF ALL TIME.

OF

ALL

TIME.

Nnnngh okay now I'm totally cool with her manipulating Naruto because I mean okay, it was shitty, but honestly he wasn't going to listen to earth logic about Sasuke and she tried and now she's going to take care of things herself and she's gonna kick ass and take names and one of those names is Uchiha Sasuke and God I hope she breaks his face in.

Also I'm sort of confused by Sai? One minute he's standing next to Sakura, and the next he's like, chilling in an alley? What are you up to you sneaky bastard. (Damn, he's gonna rat her out to Naruto, isn't he. Fffffffffuck.)

Dude that fight is totally homoerotic, by the way. Like. INSANELY.

[the-sun-is-up.livejournal.com]

but honestly he wasn't going to listen to earth logic about Sasuke and she tried and now she's going to take care of things herself and she's gonna kick ass and take names and one of those names is Uchiha Sasuke and God I hope she breaks his face in.

I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH THIS WHOLE SENTENCE. 8D

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

YES THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS! I love the Kanye meme so much.

This is why I was hesitant to post my reactions to last chapter. Because Kishimoto is a master of making things look totally different in and out of context.

he wasn't going to listen to earth logic about Sasuke and she tried and now she's going to take care of things herself and she's gonna kick ass and take names and one of those names is Uchiha Sasuke and God I hope she breaks his face in.

EXACTLY THIS! Honestly, I couldn't have put it better myself.

Sai is no rat! He's totes gathering ~information~.

Aha, I don't think I have ever seen anything that visually homoerotic in my life. Ever. Ever ever.

[devimelete.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!


OKAY. LAST WEEK I JUST GOTTEN PISSED OFF AT NARUTO AND JUST, FUCK YOU KISHIMOTO, I HATE YOU, I'MMA GONNA CARE ABOUT NARUTO THOUGH OTHER PEOPLE'S SPOILERS AND AND AND

NOW I'M GONNA READ IT IF IT'S TRUE.:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

MAN-HAREM TO THE RESCUUUUUUUUUE~

[hungrytiger11.livejournal.com]

SAKURA! You go with your man-posse and take that boy down.

Also, much more subtle but I love how Sai seemed to pick up on the sekrits! being kept by everybody and is gonna hang out and find them.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Sasuke's going down harder than a...um...than a...it's too late for me to be clever. Fill in your own simile.

Sai! I can't wait to see what Sai gets up to. ♥

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

SAKURA FOREVAAAAAAAAAR 8D 8D

And yeah, Kisame and Killerbee.... WTF was up with the line "You have nice eyes?" LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHAT I DON'T EVEN--

[thehopeofdawn.livejournal.com]

WHY DO I KEEP SEEING ANGRY POSTS ON DEAR_MUN ABOUT SAKURA LATELY?

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Because, long story short, she tried to convince Naruto to stop chasing Sasuke by confessing that she didn't love Sasuke anymore and that Naruto didn't need to keep the promise he made her; furthermore, she tried to add a sense of urgency by telling Naruto she was really in love with him. Then Naruto told her that he was chasing Sasuke for himself, because Naruto really felt like he ~understands~ him now.

And then Sakura was like OKAY, PACK IT UP, BOYS, WE GOTTA GO KILL SASUKE OURSELVES BECAUSE NARUTO CAN'T GIVE UP ON HIS LOVER :/

A lot of people are angry that she would try to manipulate Naruto that way, even for his own good (even though it's left vague whether it's all totally an act, or that she actually believes what she's saying on some level), whether for shipping purposes or just out of a sense of HEY THAT WASN'T NICE.

I, on the other hand, think that it was awesome that she proved to be capable of being cruel to be kind, and that she'd do something that hurt her (i.e., hurting Naruto, and there is a panel of her silently shedding tears and thinking Naruto, I'm sorry) in order to help Naruto emotionally in the long run, and that she's obviously able to put her continuing feelings (no matter what those feelings actually are at this point) for Sasuke behind her in order to do what needs to be done and dfkjsljfaklfj.

I mean, come on. SHE'S A NINJA.

[thehopeofdawn.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT SOUNDS AWESOME OF SAKURA. AND YES, SHE IS A NINJA, AND IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S DOING IT RIGHT.