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Random ([personal profile] elementalhero) wrote2008-12-24 07:52 pm

Day 21 of 21 -- THE POWER OF YOUTH!!!


DIET IS GONE.  BYE BYE, DIET!!!  I just ate about forty pounds of sushi, salmon, ham, and shrimp in the past two hours.

To make up for being lazy tight-lipped about my life the past two days, have... AN ACCOUNT OF MY ENTIRE DAY!

CHAPTER ONE: CHERRY BLOSSOM ROMANCE FOREVER

I went to Confession this morning LAST MINUTE, VERY, and then we headed to the mall for last-minute gifts.  I meant to deposit my work check on the way there, but had no deposit slip, so I ended up cashing it.

BAD IDEA.

Because FYE was having an anime sale.

<.<  >.> .....

I bought two volumes of Bleach, Box Set 1 of Ouran, and volume 1 of Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu.  And two boxes of pocky.  And a can of (you're not going to believe this) a Naruto-themed energy drink called Jutsu Power.  (IT'S AN IN-JOKE, I SWEAR!  TELL THEM, [livejournal.com profile] chocomarauder!)  I spent all but a small amount of the check.  And then my sister had no cash to pay for her present for my daddy, so I blew the rest taking care of that.  D<

We sat down in the food court, where I experienced pocky for the first time.  Yes, the first time.  My otaku virginity is gone now.  I have eaten pocky.  (Me, in food court: "WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE????"  My sister: "Shut up!  God, you are such a dork.")

But the fail did not stop there....

CHAPTER TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

We went to Wegmans to pick up fish and sushi.  My sister wanted food, so we went over to the Chinese food section to pick up a tray and eat it.  I thought I had ten dollars in my wallet.  I did.  I did not, however, have my wallet, and I didn't realize this until we got to the register.  I felt like the worst person in the world who probably ruined Christmas.

So, to the wonderfully patient woman working the register who had to probably somehow get someone to eat the food that I couldn't pay for, and just being nice to me on a very trying day: I AM SO SORRY AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS IN SPITE OF MY FAILURE AT BEING A CONSUMER.  (TT_TT)
 
CHAPTER THREE: ALDJKALSJKLFALAFK

Christmas dinner.  I won't describe the carnage of a girl off her diet at Christmastime to you.  Suffice to say, I just got up from lying on the couch in a food coma for the past hour and a half.

ALSO: My dad's family.  Excuse me while I lol.  They're all from around here (here being: the sticks) and while they are definitely not white trash, they are not particularly culturally diverse in their ideas.  Picture me trying to make them eat sushi.   ahahahahaha well, I'm not mad because now I have all this sushi to myself.  SPICY TUNAAAAAAAAAA~

And OHGOD MY OTHER SISTER JUST PULLED A PLATE OF COOKIES OUT OF THE OVEN.  WHERE DID THEY COME FROM????  BUT I DON'T HAVE TO REFUSE BECAUSE HAAAAAAAA I'M OFF MY DIET LA LA LA LA~~~~

Where was I.....oh!  The sushi.  It's mine.  And A Christmas Story is running in the background and I keep stopping to quote along.  I know this whole movie by heart, I swear.


IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING REQUESTS:

Okay.  Only one of them is written as of 8:14 pm here.  I had planned to have them up by noon tomorrow.  If I can't get them all written tonight, here's the plan.  One will go up per day for the next twelve days (BECAUSE MAGICALLY I HAVE TWELVE REQUESTS, WOOT), and we'll do them up like a "Twelve Days of Christmas" deal.  It'll be cute.  T_T  PLEASE FORGIVE MY FAIL.

Oh!  [livejournal.com profile] feilyn !  MERRY CHRISTMAS IN NEW ZEALAND!!!!  *hugglomps*

[identity profile] star-x-faery.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Merry Christmas, and don't worry about taking your time! ♥

[identity profile] okroginator.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
*hugs* MERRY JESUS' BIRTHDAYYYYYY~

[identity profile] abrof.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
you bought Jutsu Power Rofl

Winful

[identity profile] chocomarauder.livejournal.com 2008-12-26 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
It is success! The diet will not be missed! Merry Christmas!

[identity profile] feilyn.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! I was without internet when you wrote this, but thank you for remembering me anyway~ :D :D :D