Naruto 496

[elementalhero]

~Lolol Naruto's all "not sure if I like this plan" and Bee's all "DON'T CARE MUTHAFUCKA" and Yamato's just kind of floating around in the background like "heeee~ pretty~"
~PFFFFFFT. "These statues were MADE headless....because."
~OMG IT'S THE CAVE OF WONDERS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
~NARUTO'S GOING TO FIGHT THE KYUUBI IN THE CAVE OF WONDERS
~BEST THING EVER
~Oh, okay, that's why they're headless. I like the "BECAUSE" explanation better.
~AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU KILLERBEE
~"THIS IS A SACRED TEMPLE MOTHAFUCKA!" Oh, I know Viz wouldn't put that in the translation, but I can enjoy it like that for now. ^^
~PFFFFFFFFFFFT Naruto attempts to give Yamato a heart attack. Lol I would have beat the shit out of him for doing that to me, augh.
~SHFSJAFJAKHA AHAHAHAHAHA KILLERBEE MADE THE WHOLE HEAD THING UP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD DYING OF LOL
~Oh, look, they're in the load program. /Matrix reference!
~Wait....so....they can remove the beast without killing the host?? Oh, wait, no, if they had to bail and leave the Kyuubi in there, t would logically be after it ate Naruto. Or. Something. I don't have the brain left to analyze this shit.
~BROFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
~Oh hey, chatting it up with the Kyuubi, 'sup.
~Naruto: /attempts to seduce Kyuubi with sexy abs
~Is it just me, or does Naruto's arm look way too long in that top panel? It's bothering me.
~SHIT IT'S A KYUUBI GET IN THE CAR
~Um. I. Have no idea what's going on.
~TENTACLESSSSSSSS
~So basically it's a huge game of tug of war. Kind of like when Aang rips out Ozai's bending skills. W/e, cool story bro.


In other news, I think I've figured out why I get more and more tired every morning and have less and less energy every day. My caloric intake has severely dropped since beginning this job, and since I'm doing more physical exertion, those were calories I needed. So I need to make sure I eat when I get the opportunity, especially lean proteins where I can get them and complex carbohydrates to give me even just something to burn while I'm out on the line. Otherwise my body's going to go into famine mode, and I won't lose any weight, and it will piss me off. Or, you know, I might just pass out.

So I ate a bagel this morning and I immediately felt more awake. \o/ Food good.