Naruto 502
Jul. 16th, 2010 01:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elementalheroGIVE ME BABIES, KISHIMOTO.
...I mean, in your manga. Not in me. Ew. D|
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Page 1:
~Title splash: Minato sitting around sexily LIKE A BOSS.
Page 2:
~aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
~aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
~aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
~"Don't cry, Sasuke. Your big brother's here to protect you no matter what." ;A; ;A; ;A;
~oh my god I actually teared up IRL
~/sobs forever
~oh yeah, and younger!Kakashi looks oddly skinny in a weird, non-proportional way. So does Gai, for that matter
~oh, they aren't wearing their chuunin jackets, duh-hurr. WHY AM I LOOKING AT THE NON-ITACHI THINGS ON THIS PAGE, ANYWAY?
Page 3:
~Kakashi: maaaaaaaybe there's something wrong, you guys. Kakashi, the six year old is more observant than you. But then, it's Itachi. He is just automatically better than everyone else in this manga.
~Sandaime: MY DANGER SENSES ARE TINGLING. Oh, hey, look, my pipe is actually lit.
Page 4-5:
~HOLY FUCK KYUUBI
~lol random top-knot guy.
Page 6:
~Sandaime: TIME TO CUT UP SOME BITCHEZ
~Minato: /stands on random phallic hill LIKE A BOSS
~Kyuubi: I FLIPPING HATE THAT STATUE FOR SOME REASON
Page 7:
~hnnngh hnnnngh hnnngh Minato why so sexy
~GIANT BLOB ATTACK
Page 8:
~and Minato's just like "get that weak shit OUTTA HERE"
~INO-SHIKA-CHOU DADDIES 8D
Page 9:
~Madara just pops up behind Minato like "ohai"
~and Minato's like not even surprised. BEING SURPRISED IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT MINATO FUCKING NAMIKAZE.
Page 10:
~AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD MADARA
~"Aaaand...we're done." omfg ilu
~but Minato zooped out already LIKE A BOSS
Page 11:
~Minato's putting the pieces together...
Page 12:
~...and comes up with, immediately, YOU MUST BE THAT GUY WHO'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE.
~how the hell would Minato even come to that conclusion
~....meh, oh well.
~oh my god MADARA. MARRY ME.
~Minato asks him the usual WHYYYY kind of stuff, and Madara says, "Oh, you know...it's fun, it's part of my plan...to start a war...to bring peace." HE IS SUCH A TROLL OMG MY HEART IS EXPLODING WITH LOVE FOR HIS TROLLERY.
Page 13:
~Madara: FUCK HOPE I GOT CHAINS
~Minato: o snap
Page 14:
~Minato: /teleports LIKE A BOSS
~FIGHT OF SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Page 15:
~knife goes through in slooooooooooow moooooooootioooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn
Page 16:
~RASENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Page 17:
~there is only one word for this page:
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...I mean, in your manga. Not in me. Ew. D|
In order to properly experience this review, please open this in another tab and click it when necessary.
Page 1:
~Title splash: Minato sitting around sexily LIKE A BOSS.
Page 2:
~aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
~aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
~aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
~"Don't cry, Sasuke. Your big brother's here to protect you no matter what." ;A; ;A; ;A;
~oh my god I actually teared up IRL
~/sobs forever
~oh yeah, and younger!Kakashi looks oddly skinny in a weird, non-proportional way. So does Gai, for that matter
~oh, they aren't wearing their chuunin jackets, duh-hurr. WHY AM I LOOKING AT THE NON-ITACHI THINGS ON THIS PAGE, ANYWAY?
Page 3:
~Kakashi: maaaaaaaybe there's something wrong, you guys. Kakashi, the six year old is more observant than you. But then, it's Itachi. He is just automatically better than everyone else in this manga.
~Sandaime: MY DANGER SENSES ARE TINGLING. Oh, hey, look, my pipe is actually lit.
Page 4-5:
~HOLY FUCK KYUUBI
~lol random top-knot guy.
Page 6:
~Sandaime: TIME TO CUT UP SOME BITCHEZ
~Minato: /stands on random phallic hill LIKE A BOSS
~Kyuubi: I FLIPPING HATE THAT STATUE FOR SOME REASON
Page 7:
~hnnngh hnnnngh hnnngh Minato why so sexy
~GIANT BLOB ATTACK
Page 8:
~and Minato's just like "get that weak shit OUTTA HERE"
~INO-SHIKA-CHOU DADDIES 8D
Page 9:
~Madara just pops up behind Minato like "ohai"
~and Minato's like not even surprised. BEING SURPRISED IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT MINATO FUCKING NAMIKAZE.
Page 10:
~AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD MADARA
~"Aaaand...we're done." omfg ilu
~but Minato zooped out already LIKE A BOSS
Page 11:
~Minato's putting the pieces together...
Page 12:
~...and comes up with, immediately, YOU MUST BE THAT GUY WHO'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE.
~how the hell would Minato even come to that conclusion
~....meh, oh well.
~oh my god MADARA. MARRY ME.
~Minato asks him the usual WHYYYY kind of stuff, and Madara says, "Oh, you know...it's fun, it's part of my plan...to start a war...to bring peace." HE IS SUCH A TROLL OMG MY HEART IS EXPLODING WITH LOVE FOR HIS TROLLERY.
Page 13:
~Madara: FUCK HOPE I GOT CHAINS
~Minato: o snap
Page 14:
~Minato: /teleports LIKE A BOSS
~FIGHT OF SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Page 15:
~knife goes through in slooooooooooow moooooooootioooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn
Page 16:
~RASENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Page 17:
~there is only one word for this page:
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
