lawl, Vampire Knight~

Okay.

1. Kaname needs to stop being a prick.

2. Zero needs to stop being suicidally depressed all the time.

3. Yuuki needs to stop thinking about kicking ass and to start doing it.

These were the only three thoughts in my head throughout the entire first episode of Vampire Knight: Guilty until:

"OH MY GOD YUUKI I THOUGHT I HAD BRUTALLY MURDERED YOU."

Me: OH MY GOD ROFLROFLROFLCOPTER. XDDDDDDD

and then:

Me: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD KISS HER KISS HER KISSSSSSS HERRRRRR~     you didn't kiss her, you ass.

Prognosis: I'm only watching this for the lulz anymore.  (I mean, I always knew this show was nothing but overdrama and melodrama, but now it's crossed over into just being funny)


(also, the ending theme was the emoest thing I've ever heard in my life)