Crack meme for your pairing enjoyment
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redbrunja :
Pick a fandom, list your twelve favorite characters in no particular order, and answer the following questions.
1. Anko
2. Sasuke
3. Juugo
4. Itachi
5. Karin
6. Sakura
7. Suigetsu
8. Sai
9. Iruka
10. Ino
11. Tenten
12. Madara
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before? (Sakura/Tenten)
No, and I don't think I ever will; femmeslash is not my thing. If it were to be a totally platonic character study, I might like to see one of Tenten being jealous of Sakura's relationship with her idol, Tsunade--that would be really interesting.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Itachi)
OH MY GOD, YES. A THOUSAND TIMES, YES. IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION? HE IS HOT LIKE A SUPERNOVA--MORE BEAUTIFUL IN ITS FINAL MOMENTS THAN ONE COULD EVER COMPREHEND, ITS LIGHT REACHING ALL CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE EVENTUALLY, AND CHANGING THE SKIES FOR EVEN ONE BRIEF MOMENT BEFORE PASSING. (WHOA, OVERLY POETIC ANALOGY FTW) DHJSAKLA HIS HAIR, HIS EYELASHES, HIS FAAAAAACE, HIS ADORABLE NAILS, I LOVE HIM SO. HIS VOICE, SALJKALJDKALJDALS.
MOVING ON BEFORE TOO MUCH TL;DR
3. What would happen if Twelve (Madara) got Eight (Sai) pregnant?
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Brain bleach, please.
4. Do you recall any fanfics about Nine? (Iruka)
Mmmm...Well, there was this drabble posted by redbrunja, and then there's a fic called Spying no Jutsu, featuring a vast Iruka Love Polygon as a humorous subplot. Other than them, none come to mind. ILU, Iruka...
5. Would Two (Sasuke) and Six (Sakura) make a good couple?
>< Where is the crack I was promised??? My brain keeps screwing up... At this point, no. There's too much baggage for them to ever have a healthy relationship again, IMO. An unhealthy relationship might be hot, but Sakura has too much self-respect anymore, and Sasuke's too much of an ass.
6. Five/Nine (Karin/Iruka) or Five/Ten (Karin/Ino)?
DX Can I pick neither? I don't like femmeslash, and Iruka's way too nice of a person to get mixed up with Karin, ever. Although I'd love to see him try to treat her like one of his students, and be all flustered by her total lack of respect, XD.
7. What if Seven (Suigetsu) walked in on Two(Sasuke) and Twelve (Madara) having sex?
Oh....oh, god. I don't know who I fear for more.
"Good God, isn't there enough incest in your family already?"
"You know, I hate to break it to you, but you're not going to make any more Uchihas that way."
"Hey! Karin! Get a load of this head trip!"
*scrubs out brain with steel wool* Ick....ick....icky icky ick...
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Juugo/Ino)
He's always wished for an acquaintance with sanity. She'll stand between him and the monsters in his head.
NOW I WANT TO WRITE THIS. I actually have seen a fanfic of this that wasn't too bad--Sacred Sin, somewhere on ff.net. Will edit in links sometime later.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Anko/Sai)
No, but it sounds AMAZINGLY CRACKTASTIC. Itachi would kill Sai with fire, though.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic. (Suigetsu/Madara)
(WHY?) In Which Tobi is Out-Crackficced By a Merman Wannabe and His Buddy, Tobi's Asstarded Great-Great-Great-Great-Something or Other. In Stereo.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Itachi) to de-flower One (Anko)?
FINALLY, MY SHIP TRIUMPHS! THIS SO MAKES UP FOR THE PREVIOUS QUESTION~
Anko is a cynical eighteen-year-old who's stopped believing in real love after Orochimaru. Itachi is a thirteen-year-old ANBU in above his head, trying to stay sane in a world soaked in blood. Anko waits to watch the remnants of his innocence crash and burn. Itachi reaches out to someone more broken than he is. ILLICIT AFFAIRZ TIEMZ.
12. Does anyone on your friendslist read Three/Eight? (Juugo/Sai)
No, and I wonder who would want to.
13. Does anyone on your friendslist write or draw Eleven? (Tenten)
My best friend in the known universe,jaderhade , writes some srsface NejiTen. More people should write her; she's so awesome.
14. Would anyone on your friendslist write Two/Four/Five? (Sasuke/Itachi/Karin)
I don't know, but THIS WOULD BE THE SEXIEST LOVE TRIANGLE IN THE HISTORY OF SEXY, I THINK I JUST HAD AN ORGASM THINKING ABOUT IT, GLEEEEEEEEEEE~ Two Uchihas and Karin? YES. YES. YES.
15. What might Ten (Ino) scream at a moment of great passion?
THIS IS SPARTA CHOUJIIIIIIIII (don't lie, you know they go great together)
16. If you write a songfic about Eight (Sai), what song would you use?
Ooo.... *flips open iTunes to check her repertoire out* Smile in Your Sleep, by Silverstein, would be interesting in a Sai/Sakura, or really, any fic filled with teen sex, because of his thing with deciphering emotions and the fact that he's used to being lied to and used as a tool. Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off, by Panic at the Disco, would be interesting to explore him and Sakura and his resemblance to Sasuke and their baggage and stuff. I'm a Fake, by the Used, for reasons you might be able to guess. Is it obvious who I ship him with, by the way? XD
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Anko/Sakura/Madara) fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: MIND-RAPE AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. .
...Why do I want to write that now, with subliiminal Anko/Itachi and Sakura/Sasuke undertones and angst? STFU, BRAIN.
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Ino) to use on Two (Sasuke)?
"Hey, Sasuke? Remember me? ...No? Not even a little? A tiny bit? ....A little tiny bit? Well, anway, I wanted to tell you that I am totally available to help you restore your clan anyti--hurrk!*windpipe chop by Karin*"
19. How might Eleven (Tenten) describe a relationship between Two (Sasuke) and Eight (Sai)?
"...I think Sakura's forgotten how to breathe....help? She's losing a lot of blood from that nasty nosebleed. Oh, Konohamaru-kun, stop laughing! It isn't funny! I--well, they are very attractive boys, and--Naruto-kun! PUT MY BO STAFF DOWN, THAT'S NOT FOR YOU! YOU ARE NOT COMMITTING SEPPUKU WITH MY WAKIZASHI, EITHER."
20. How emo is Seven? (Suigetsu)
Suigetsu is the Anti-Emo. He is everything that emo is not, and he has awesome teef. He also makes every excuse to conveniently lose his clothing. What does that have to do with being emo? I don't know. But I love him.
Have fun! Sorry if your brain got broken on the way.
redbrunja :Pick a fandom, list your twelve favorite characters in no particular order, and answer the following questions.
1. Anko
2. Sasuke
3. Juugo
4. Itachi
5. Karin
6. Sakura
7. Suigetsu
8. Sai
9. Iruka
10. Ino
11. Tenten
12. Madara
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before? (Sakura/Tenten)
No, and I don't think I ever will; femmeslash is not my thing. If it were to be a totally platonic character study, I might like to see one of Tenten being jealous of Sakura's relationship with her idol, Tsunade--that would be really interesting.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Itachi)
OH MY GOD, YES. A THOUSAND TIMES, YES. IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION? HE IS HOT LIKE A SUPERNOVA--MORE BEAUTIFUL IN ITS FINAL MOMENTS THAN ONE COULD EVER COMPREHEND, ITS LIGHT REACHING ALL CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE EVENTUALLY, AND CHANGING THE SKIES FOR EVEN ONE BRIEF MOMENT BEFORE PASSING. (WHOA, OVERLY POETIC ANALOGY FTW) DHJSAKLA HIS HAIR, HIS EYELASHES, HIS FAAAAAACE, HIS ADORABLE NAILS, I LOVE HIM SO. HIS VOICE, SALJKALJDKALJDALS.
MOVING ON BEFORE TOO MUCH TL;DR
3. What would happen if Twelve (Madara) got Eight (Sai) pregnant?
0_0
0_0
0_0
Brain bleach, please.
4. Do you recall any fanfics about Nine? (Iruka)
Mmmm...Well, there was this drabble posted by redbrunja, and then there's a fic called Spying no Jutsu, featuring a vast Iruka Love Polygon as a humorous subplot. Other than them, none come to mind. ILU, Iruka...
5. Would Two (Sasuke) and Six (Sakura) make a good couple?
>< Where is the crack I was promised??? My brain keeps screwing up... At this point, no. There's too much baggage for them to ever have a healthy relationship again, IMO. An unhealthy relationship might be hot, but Sakura has too much self-respect anymore, and Sasuke's too much of an ass.
6. Five/Nine (Karin/Iruka) or Five/Ten (Karin/Ino)?
DX Can I pick neither? I don't like femmeslash, and Iruka's way too nice of a person to get mixed up with Karin, ever. Although I'd love to see him try to treat her like one of his students, and be all flustered by her total lack of respect, XD.
7. What if Seven (Suigetsu) walked in on Two(Sasuke) and Twelve (Madara) having sex?
Oh....oh, god. I don't know who I fear for more.
"Good God, isn't there enough incest in your family already?"
"You know, I hate to break it to you, but you're not going to make any more Uchihas that way."
"Hey! Karin! Get a load of this head trip!"
*scrubs out brain with steel wool* Ick....ick....icky icky ick...
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Juugo/Ino)
He's always wished for an acquaintance with sanity. She'll stand between him and the monsters in his head.
NOW I WANT TO WRITE THIS. I actually have seen a fanfic of this that wasn't too bad--Sacred Sin, somewhere on ff.net. Will edit in links sometime later.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Anko/Sai)
No, but it sounds AMAZINGLY CRACKTASTIC. Itachi would kill Sai with fire, though.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic. (Suigetsu/Madara)
(WHY?) In Which Tobi is Out-Crackficced By a Merman Wannabe and His Buddy, Tobi's Asstarded Great-Great-Great-Great-Something or Other. In Stereo.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Itachi) to de-flower One (Anko)?
FINALLY, MY SHIP TRIUMPHS! THIS SO MAKES UP FOR THE PREVIOUS QUESTION~
Anko is a cynical eighteen-year-old who's stopped believing in real love after Orochimaru. Itachi is a thirteen-year-old ANBU in above his head, trying to stay sane in a world soaked in blood. Anko waits to watch the remnants of his innocence crash and burn. Itachi reaches out to someone more broken than he is. ILLICIT AFFAIRZ TIEMZ.
12. Does anyone on your friendslist read Three/Eight? (Juugo/Sai)
No, and I wonder who would want to.
13. Does anyone on your friendslist write or draw Eleven? (Tenten)
My best friend in the known universe,
jaderhade , writes some srsface NejiTen. More people should write her; she's so awesome.14. Would anyone on your friendslist write Two/Four/Five? (Sasuke/Itachi/Karin)
I don't know, but THIS WOULD BE THE SEXIEST LOVE TRIANGLE IN THE HISTORY OF SEXY, I THINK I JUST HAD AN ORGASM THINKING ABOUT IT, GLEEEEEEEEEEE~ Two Uchihas and Karin? YES. YES. YES.
15. What might Ten (Ino) scream at a moment of great passion?
16. If you write a songfic about Eight (Sai), what song would you use?
Ooo.... *flips open iTunes to check her repertoire out* Smile in Your Sleep, by Silverstein, would be interesting in a Sai/Sakura, or really, any fic filled with teen sex, because of his thing with deciphering emotions and the fact that he's used to being lied to and used as a tool. Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off, by Panic at the Disco, would be interesting to explore him and Sakura and his resemblance to Sasuke and their baggage and stuff. I'm a Fake, by the Used, for reasons you might be able to guess. Is it obvious who I ship him with, by the way? XD
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Anko/Sakura/Madara) fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: MIND-RAPE AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. .
...Why do I want to write that now, with subliiminal Anko/Itachi and Sakura/Sasuke undertones and angst? STFU, BRAIN.
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Ino) to use on Two (Sasuke)?
"Hey, Sasuke? Remember me? ...No? Not even a little? A tiny bit? ....A little tiny bit? Well, anway, I wanted to tell you that I am totally available to help you restore your clan anyti--hurrk!*windpipe chop by Karin*"
19. How might Eleven (Tenten) describe a relationship between Two (Sasuke) and Eight (Sai)?
"...I think Sakura's forgotten how to breathe....help? She's losing a lot of blood from that nasty nosebleed. Oh, Konohamaru-kun, stop laughing! It isn't funny! I--well, they are very attractive boys, and--Naruto-kun! PUT MY BO STAFF DOWN, THAT'S NOT FOR YOU! YOU ARE NOT COMMITTING SEPPUKU WITH MY WAKIZASHI, EITHER."
20. How emo is Seven? (Suigetsu)
Suigetsu is the Anti-Emo. He is everything that emo is not, and he has awesome teef. He also makes every excuse to conveniently lose his clothing. What does that have to do with being emo? I don't know. But I love him.
Have fun! Sorry if your brain got broken on the way.
