Why is everybody in this show a ninja?

[elementalhero]

Meme ganked from redbrunja :

For those unfamiliar, first you pick a letter. Then you pick a fandom (or a crossover) and a character or pairing. For example, S is for Starlight, Kairi/Riku (Kingdom Hearts). In turn you'll receive a ficlet of some kind.

Simple, yes?

A is for: Angel, Itachi/Kairi (Naruto/Kingdom Hearts) keepdreamingxx  (this is based on our interactions at thedollsyhouse , btw)
B is for: Baggage, Jacen Solo (Star Wars EU) digthenym 
C is for:
D is for: Disaster, Ino & Asuma (Naruto) redbrunja 
E is for:
F is for: Flirt, Sakura/Kakashi (Naruto) redbrunja  (disclaimer: I, personally, do not ship this in any way, and only Red is allowed to ask for it because she is awesome)
G is for:
H is for: Hand, Deidara/Konan (Naruto) redbrunja 
I is for:
J is for: Jerk, Karin/Suigetsu (Naruto) redbrunja 
K is for:
L is for: Lie, Ino/Genma (Naruto) redbrunja 
M is for: Manly, Karin & Juugo (Naruto) digthenym 
N is for:
O is for: Obnoxious, Roy/Riza (FMA) renaliner 
P is for:
Q is for: Queen, Sakura/Sai (Naruto) redbrunja 
R is for: Rain, Tsunade & Jiraiya (Naruto) redbrunja 
S is for: Sandcastle, Riku/Kairi (Kingdom Hearts) keepdreamingxx 
T is for: Tits, Jiraiya/Tsunade (Naruto) redbrunja 
U is for:
V is for: Virtuous, Anko/Iruka (Naruto) redbrunja 
W is for: Water, Itachi/Anko (Naruto) redbrunja 
X is for:
Y is for:
Z is for:

In other news, I tweaked my hip while pitching today.  We were so busy beating the other team, I didn't notice I was in pain until the last two outs.  >.>