Argh. My rage about Sasuke/Sakura mostly stems from the fact that I could like it if it were done right. (sorry, I know you hate it) And the way to do it right is to make sure it is Sasuke coming back and working to deserve Sakura, and not the other way around. And I hate how, like, people ship it the wrong way and ignore Sakura's character development and just hand her off to him and aaaaaaaargh you're doing it wrong, this could be a great angst-filled dysfunctional relationship and you. Are. Doing. It. Wrong.
Okay, the non-Sakura/Itachi pairing I hate the most...I'm going to have to go with Itachi/Sasuke for several reasons:
1. YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK. 2. I hate incest. 3. Seriously, okay, I fail to see what is sexy about pairing them. I mean, Itachi is hot, and Sasuke is hot, but honestly, I really, really, really do not get turned on in any way by imagining them together. 4. I really, really hate incest. There is a line. A big line. It shouldn't be crossed. IMO. 5. Age difference. Sometimes the age difference is what makes the pairing work in a dysfunctional way (i.e. Itachi/Anko, KakaSaku for you (I'm assuming), you know what I'm getting at), but just not here, I don't think. 6. They're messed up in a lot of ways, those two, but not that way. 7. The closest thing to UST I could ever see if I squinted was maybe that scene where Itachi whispers, "You don't have enough hate." Other than that, their interaction consists mainly of "AAAARGH DIE NAO PLZ KTHX," and "MYSTERIOUS OVERCONFIDENT DIALOGUE, LOOK I AM TOTALLY NOT THREATENED" and just really, no. 8. HATE. INCEST. 9. It totally cheapens the type of extremely obsessive messed-up fraternal/paternal sort of ish love that Itachi has for Sasuke already. Okay? You can't just slap "BUTTSECKS" on it and call it a day. You can't. You are doing his character an injustice, Kishimoto an injustice, and the Internet an injustice. 10. YOU PEOPLE. ARE SICK.
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Date: 2009-05-13 03:11 am (UTC)Okay, the non-Sakura/Itachi pairing I hate the most...I'm going to have to go with Itachi/Sasuke for several reasons:
1. YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK.
2. I hate incest.
3. Seriously, okay, I fail to see what is sexy about pairing them. I mean, Itachi is hot, and Sasuke is hot, but honestly, I really, really, really do not get turned on in any way by imagining them together.
4. I really, really hate incest. There is a line. A big line. It shouldn't be crossed. IMO.
5. Age difference. Sometimes the age difference is what makes the pairing work in a dysfunctional way (i.e. Itachi/Anko, KakaSaku for you (I'm assuming), you know what I'm getting at), but just not here, I don't think.
6. They're messed up in a lot of ways, those two, but not that way.
7. The closest thing to UST I could ever see if I squinted was maybe that scene where Itachi whispers, "You don't have enough hate." Other than that, their interaction consists mainly of "AAAARGH DIE NAO PLZ KTHX," and "MYSTERIOUS OVERCONFIDENT DIALOGUE, LOOK I AM TOTALLY NOT THREATENED" and just really, no.
8. HATE. INCEST.
9. It totally cheapens the type of
extremely obsessive messed-up fraternal/paternal sort of ishlove that Itachi has for Sasuke already. Okay? You can't just slap "BUTTSECKS" on it and call it a day. You can't. You are doing his character an injustice, Kishimoto an injustice, and the Internet an injustice.10. YOU PEOPLE. ARE SICK.
And now a quarter of the fanbase hates me.