The Odd Couple
Oct. 10th, 2009 12:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
A reeeeeeally long chat excerpt follows. Proceed with caution.
[12:42] AcediaTheory: god I want to write crack!fic Madara and Hashirama so bad
[12:42] AcediaTheory: sort of like 'the odd couple'
[12:42] AcediaTheory: XD
[12:42] dishonor4honor: oh definitely
[12:42] dishonor4honor: they would so be the odd couple
[12:42] dishonor4honor: MADARA
[12:42] dishonor4honor: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
[12:42] dishonor4honor: YOUR SOCKS GO INTO THE LAUNDRY
[12:42] dishonor4honor: NOT ONTO THE FLOOR
[12:43] AcediaTheory: OMG I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TYPE SOMETHING ABOUT SOCKS XDDD
[12:43] dishonor4honor: lol omg
[12:43] AcediaTheory: LIGHT FABRICS GO IN COLD WATER MADARA
[12:43] AcediaTheory: RECYCLABLES GO IN THE BLUE BIN
[12:43] dishonor4honor: YOU CANNOT WASH EVERYTHING IN HOT WATER
[12:43] AcediaTheory: I HAVE A COUNTRY TO RUN
[12:43] dishonor4honor: SOME FABRICS SHRINK
[12:43] dishonor4honor: DO YOU WANT TO GO INTO BATTLE WITH HALF A SHIRT ON
[12:43] dishonor4honor: YES, I KNOW YOU WOULD
[12:43] AcediaTheory: I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SEPARATE THE CARDBOARD FROM THE PAPER
[12:43] dishonor4honor: BUT THAT IS NOT THE WAY, MADARA
[12:43] AcediaTheory: COVER YOUR NAVEL, THIS ISN'T SOME ROCK CONCERT
[12:44] dishonor4honor: YOU CONSTANTLY CALL MY RELATIVES PUNKS
[12:44] dishonor4honor: WHICH TEHY ARE
[12:44] dishonor4honor: BUT THEY ARE SIMPLY EXPRESSING THIER INNER INDIVIDUALITY
[12:44] dishonor4honor: YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE JUST BEING LAZY
[12:44] AcediaTheory: XDDDDDDDDDDD
[12:44] dishonor4honor: THERE IS A SUBTLE BUT IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE
[12:44] AcediaTheory: YOU CALL THAT A WINDSOR KNOT?!
[12:44] dishonor4honor: IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONSTANTLY SHOW OFF YOUR MIDRIFF, CUT YOUR SHIRTS OFF ARTISTICALLY
[12:45] AcediaTheory: LIKE SAI
[12:45] dishonor4honor: DON'T JUST THROW THEM INTO A BAD LAUNDRY LOAD
[12:45] dishonor4honor: WHY DON'T YOU THINK OF ME SOMETIME, HUH?
[12:45] AcediaTheory: I WORK DOUBLE SHIFTS
[12:45] AcediaTheory: WHILE YOU JUST HANG AROUND
[12:45] AcediaTheory: CREATING PIZZA IN A POCKET
[12:45] dishonor4honor: I RUN THIS COUNTRY, DAMMIT.
[12:45] dishonor4honor: XDDDDDD
[12:45] dishonor4honor: I DONT' HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SILLY DREAMS
[12:45] dishonor4honor: YOU CAN'T BE AN ASTRONAUT, MADARA
[12:45] dishonor4honor: MAN WILL NEVER WALK ON THE MOON
[12:45] AcediaTheory: SILLY DREAMS DON'T BUT ONIGRI ON THE TABLE YOUNG MAN
[12:46] AcediaTheory: *PUT
[12:46] AcediaTheory: HAHAHA
[12:46] dishonor4honor: GUESS WHAT MADARA
[12:46] AcediaTheory: FREE MARKET CAPITALISM WILL NEVER TAKE OFF
[12:46] dishonor4honor: THERE'S NO AIR IN SPACE
[12:46] dishonor4honor: THERE'S NO FIRE IN SPACE, EITHER, BECAUSE THERE'S NO AIR
[12:46] AcediaTheory: AND THERE'S CERTAINLY NO FANS
[12:46] AcediaTheory: THAT'D JUST BE SILLY
[12:46] dishonor4honor: CONSEQUENTLY, THERE ARE NO GREEN MOON PEOPLE FOR YOU TO SUBJUGATE
[12:47] dishonor4honor: JUST GIVE IT UP AND BECOME A MEMBER OF A FUNCTIONAL SOCIETY, MADARA
[12:47] dishonor4honor: WE HAVE TIES FOR YOU
[12:47] dishonor4honor: madara: "THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO SEVER THOSE TIES!!!"
[12:47] dishonor4honor: "THAT WILL MAKE ME STRONGER!!!!!"
[12:47] AcediaTheory: YOU WILL NOT! WE PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THOSE TIES
[12:47] dishonor4honor: "I WAS SPEAKING
[12:47] AcediaTheory: WHICH YOU STILL CAN'T TIE IN A WINDSOR
[12:47] dishonor4honor: METAPHORICALLY
[12:47] dishonor4honor: HASHIRAMA."
[12:47] AcediaTheory: YOU AND YOUR METAPHORS
[12:48] dishonor4honor: JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO VISION
[12:48] AcediaTheory: NO ONE HAS TIME FOR METAPHORS
[12:48] dishonor4honor: NO ARTISTIC VITALITY
[12:48] AcediaTheory: ARTISTIC VITALITY DOESN'T PAY THE RENT MADARA
[12:48] AcediaTheory: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO BORROW THAT MOUNTAIN?
[12:48] dishonor4honor: AND YOU WON'T LET ME HAVE A PET, EITHER, HASHIRAMA
[12:48] AcediaTheory: YOUR PETS PEE ALL OVER TREES
[12:49] dishonor4honor: I WANNA NINE-TAILED DEMON FOX
[12:49] AcediaTheory: SOOOO NOT COOL WITH THAT
[12:49] dishonor4honor: I'LL FEED IT
[12:49] dishonor4honor: AND TRAIN IT
[12:49] dishonor4honor: WE CAN ATTACK OTHER COUNTRIES WITH IT
[12:49] AcediaTheory: HOW ABOUT WE GIVE YOU A TREE
[12:49] AcediaTheory: IF YOU CAN KEEP THE TREE FOR A YEAR
[12:49] dishonor4honor: NO I DO NOT WANT A TREE, HASHIRAMA
[12:49] AcediaTheory: YOU CAN THEN GET A KITTEN OR SOMETHING
[12:49] dishonor4honor: I DON'T WANT A KITTEN EITHER
[12:49] AcediaTheory: IT TEACHES YOU RESPONSIBILITY MADARA
[12:49] AcediaTheory: B|
[12:49] dishonor4honor: I WANT
[12:49] dishonor4honor: A BIJUU
[12:49] dishonor4honor: GODDAMNIT
[12:49] AcediaTheory: BIJUU ARE FOR YOUNG MEN WHO KNOW HOW TO SORT RECYCLABLES
[12:50] dishonor4honor: I HATE YOU!
[12:50] AcediaTheory: *POINTS AT BLUE BIN*
[12:50] dishonor4honor: *STORMS OFF*
[12:50] AcediaTheory: YOU'LL THANK ME ONE DAY!
[12:50] dishonor4honor: *COMES BACK WITH KYUUBI*
[12:50] dishonor4honor: HEY HASHIRAMA
[12:50] dishonor4honor: WATCH THIS
[12:50] dishonor4honor: *SMASHES UP VALLEY OF THE END*
[12:50] AcediaTheory: I LIKED THAT VALLEY
[12:50] AcediaTheory: ;___________;
[12:50] dishonor4honor: NOW IT'S A COOLER VALLEY
[12:50] dishonor4honor: AND IT HAS OUR STATUES ON IT
[12:50] dishonor4honor: YOU'LL THANK ME
[12:50] AcediaTheory: THERE ARE LESS TREES ;___;
[12:50] dishonor4honor: I DONT
[12:50] dishonor4honor: CARE
[12:51] dishonor4honor: ABOUT TREES
[12:51] AcediaTheory: YOU MONSTER
[12:51] AcediaTheory: YOU MUST BE STOPPED
[12:51] dishonor4honor: >8O
[12:51] AcediaTheory: *HASHIRAMA SMASH*
[12:51] dishonor4honor: *BATTLEZORZ*
[12:51] dishonor4honor: *FIREZ*
[12:51] dishonor4honor: *KYUUBIZ*
[12:51] AcediaTheory: *SHOOP DA WHOOPS*
[12:51] dishonor4honor: *CHARGES LAZORZ*
[12:51] AcediaTheory: *FOR GREAT JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE*
[12:51] dishonor4honor: *WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH!*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *OVER 9000*
[12:52] dishonor4honor: *PIERCES HEAVENZ*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *THINKS MADARA IS A DRAMA WHORE*
[12:52] dishonor4honor: *CARAMELLDANSENZ*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *OSNAP*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *DANSENZ WITH*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *HASHIRAMA*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *CANNOT RESIST*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *A GOOD*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *OLE FASHIONED*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *CARAMELLDANSENZ*
[12:52] dishonor4honor: 83
[12:52] dishonor4honor: *YEEEEEEEEEEEEES*
[12:53] dishonor4honor: WE SHALL CARAMELLDANSEN
[12:53] dishonor4honor: IN SPACE
[12:53] AcediaTheory: B|
[12:53] AcediaTheory: *JOY IS GONE*
[12:53] dishonor4honor: WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM 8D
[12:53] AcediaTheory: YOU CAN
[12:53] AcediaTheory: NOT
[12:53] AcediaTheory: CARAMELLDANSEN
[12:53] AcediaTheory: IN SPACE
[12:53] AcediaTheory: THERE IS NO SOUND
[12:53] AcediaTheory: FOR THE MUSIC
[12:53] AcediaTheory: B|
[12:53] dishonor4honor: 8O
[12:53] dishonor4honor: *IS MORTALLY WOUNDED*
[12:53] dishonor4honor: *BY LOGIC*
[12:54] AcediaTheory: *IS AWESOME*
[12:54] AcediaTheory: *AND FORMS A VILLAGE*
[12:54] AcediaTheory: *BASED ON SAID AWESOME*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *ESCAPES SEKRITLY*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *STILL WANTS TO BE AN ASTRONAUT*
[12:54] AcediaTheory: *STILL BELIEVES IN FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CARAMELLDANSENING IN SPACE*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *HE'S GONNA MAKE EVERYONE DO IT ON EARTH*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *FOREVER*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *AND EVER*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *8D*
[12:55] dishonor4honor: the end. :D
[12:55] AcediaTheory: XD
[12:55] AcediaTheory: GREATEST
[12:55] AcediaTheory: STORY
[12:55] AcediaTheory: EVER
Too long to bold and italicize usernames in HTML. Deal. *flops*
[12:42] AcediaTheory: god I want to write crack!fic Madara and Hashirama so bad
[12:42] AcediaTheory: sort of like 'the odd couple'
[12:42] AcediaTheory: XD
[12:42] dishonor4honor: oh definitely
[12:42] dishonor4honor: they would so be the odd couple
[12:42] dishonor4honor: MADARA
[12:42] dishonor4honor: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
[12:42] dishonor4honor: YOUR SOCKS GO INTO THE LAUNDRY
[12:42] dishonor4honor: NOT ONTO THE FLOOR
[12:43] AcediaTheory: OMG I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TYPE SOMETHING ABOUT SOCKS XDDD
[12:43] dishonor4honor: lol omg
[12:43] AcediaTheory: LIGHT FABRICS GO IN COLD WATER MADARA
[12:43] AcediaTheory: RECYCLABLES GO IN THE BLUE BIN
[12:43] dishonor4honor: YOU CANNOT WASH EVERYTHING IN HOT WATER
[12:43] AcediaTheory: I HAVE A COUNTRY TO RUN
[12:43] dishonor4honor: SOME FABRICS SHRINK
[12:43] dishonor4honor: DO YOU WANT TO GO INTO BATTLE WITH HALF A SHIRT ON
[12:43] dishonor4honor: YES, I KNOW YOU WOULD
[12:43] AcediaTheory: I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SEPARATE THE CARDBOARD FROM THE PAPER
[12:43] dishonor4honor: BUT THAT IS NOT THE WAY, MADARA
[12:43] AcediaTheory: COVER YOUR NAVEL, THIS ISN'T SOME ROCK CONCERT
[12:44] dishonor4honor: YOU CONSTANTLY CALL MY RELATIVES PUNKS
[12:44] dishonor4honor: WHICH TEHY ARE
[12:44] dishonor4honor: BUT THEY ARE SIMPLY EXPRESSING THIER INNER INDIVIDUALITY
[12:44] dishonor4honor: YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE JUST BEING LAZY
[12:44] AcediaTheory: XDDDDDDDDDDD
[12:44] dishonor4honor: THERE IS A SUBTLE BUT IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE
[12:44] AcediaTheory: YOU CALL THAT A WINDSOR KNOT?!
[12:44] dishonor4honor: IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONSTANTLY SHOW OFF YOUR MIDRIFF, CUT YOUR SHIRTS OFF ARTISTICALLY
[12:45] AcediaTheory: LIKE SAI
[12:45] dishonor4honor: DON'T JUST THROW THEM INTO A BAD LAUNDRY LOAD
[12:45] dishonor4honor: WHY DON'T YOU THINK OF ME SOMETIME, HUH?
[12:45] AcediaTheory: I WORK DOUBLE SHIFTS
[12:45] AcediaTheory: WHILE YOU JUST HANG AROUND
[12:45] AcediaTheory: CREATING PIZZA IN A POCKET
[12:45] dishonor4honor: I RUN THIS COUNTRY, DAMMIT.
[12:45] dishonor4honor: XDDDDDD
[12:45] dishonor4honor: I DONT' HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SILLY DREAMS
[12:45] dishonor4honor: YOU CAN'T BE AN ASTRONAUT, MADARA
[12:45] dishonor4honor: MAN WILL NEVER WALK ON THE MOON
[12:45] AcediaTheory: SILLY DREAMS DON'T BUT ONIGRI ON THE TABLE YOUNG MAN
[12:46] AcediaTheory: *PUT
[12:46] AcediaTheory: HAHAHA
[12:46] dishonor4honor: GUESS WHAT MADARA
[12:46] AcediaTheory: FREE MARKET CAPITALISM WILL NEVER TAKE OFF
[12:46] dishonor4honor: THERE'S NO AIR IN SPACE
[12:46] dishonor4honor: THERE'S NO FIRE IN SPACE, EITHER, BECAUSE THERE'S NO AIR
[12:46] AcediaTheory: AND THERE'S CERTAINLY NO FANS
[12:46] AcediaTheory: THAT'D JUST BE SILLY
[12:46] dishonor4honor: CONSEQUENTLY, THERE ARE NO GREEN MOON PEOPLE FOR YOU TO SUBJUGATE
[12:47] dishonor4honor: JUST GIVE IT UP AND BECOME A MEMBER OF A FUNCTIONAL SOCIETY, MADARA
[12:47] dishonor4honor: WE HAVE TIES FOR YOU
[12:47] dishonor4honor: madara: "THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO SEVER THOSE TIES!!!"
[12:47] dishonor4honor: "THAT WILL MAKE ME STRONGER!!!!!"
[12:47] AcediaTheory: YOU WILL NOT! WE PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THOSE TIES
[12:47] dishonor4honor: "I WAS SPEAKING
[12:47] AcediaTheory: WHICH YOU STILL CAN'T TIE IN A WINDSOR
[12:47] dishonor4honor: METAPHORICALLY
[12:47] dishonor4honor: HASHIRAMA."
[12:47] AcediaTheory: YOU AND YOUR METAPHORS
[12:48] dishonor4honor: JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO VISION
[12:48] AcediaTheory: NO ONE HAS TIME FOR METAPHORS
[12:48] dishonor4honor: NO ARTISTIC VITALITY
[12:48] AcediaTheory: ARTISTIC VITALITY DOESN'T PAY THE RENT MADARA
[12:48] AcediaTheory: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO BORROW THAT MOUNTAIN?
[12:48] dishonor4honor: AND YOU WON'T LET ME HAVE A PET, EITHER, HASHIRAMA
[12:48] AcediaTheory: YOUR PETS PEE ALL OVER TREES
[12:49] dishonor4honor: I WANNA NINE-TAILED DEMON FOX
[12:49] AcediaTheory: SOOOO NOT COOL WITH THAT
[12:49] dishonor4honor: I'LL FEED IT
[12:49] dishonor4honor: AND TRAIN IT
[12:49] dishonor4honor: WE CAN ATTACK OTHER COUNTRIES WITH IT
[12:49] AcediaTheory: HOW ABOUT WE GIVE YOU A TREE
[12:49] AcediaTheory: IF YOU CAN KEEP THE TREE FOR A YEAR
[12:49] dishonor4honor: NO I DO NOT WANT A TREE, HASHIRAMA
[12:49] AcediaTheory: YOU CAN THEN GET A KITTEN OR SOMETHING
[12:49] dishonor4honor: I DON'T WANT A KITTEN EITHER
[12:49] AcediaTheory: IT TEACHES YOU RESPONSIBILITY MADARA
[12:49] AcediaTheory: B|
[12:49] dishonor4honor: I WANT
[12:49] dishonor4honor: A BIJUU
[12:49] dishonor4honor: GODDAMNIT
[12:49] AcediaTheory: BIJUU ARE FOR YOUNG MEN WHO KNOW HOW TO SORT RECYCLABLES
[12:50] dishonor4honor: I HATE YOU!
[12:50] AcediaTheory: *POINTS AT BLUE BIN*
[12:50] dishonor4honor: *STORMS OFF*
[12:50] AcediaTheory: YOU'LL THANK ME ONE DAY!
[12:50] dishonor4honor: *COMES BACK WITH KYUUBI*
[12:50] dishonor4honor: HEY HASHIRAMA
[12:50] dishonor4honor: WATCH THIS
[12:50] dishonor4honor: *SMASHES UP VALLEY OF THE END*
[12:50] AcediaTheory: I LIKED THAT VALLEY
[12:50] AcediaTheory: ;___________;
[12:50] dishonor4honor: NOW IT'S A COOLER VALLEY
[12:50] dishonor4honor: AND IT HAS OUR STATUES ON IT
[12:50] dishonor4honor: YOU'LL THANK ME
[12:50] AcediaTheory: THERE ARE LESS TREES ;___;
[12:50] dishonor4honor: I DONT
[12:50] dishonor4honor: CARE
[12:51] dishonor4honor: ABOUT TREES
[12:51] AcediaTheory: YOU MONSTER
[12:51] AcediaTheory: YOU MUST BE STOPPED
[12:51] dishonor4honor: >8O
[12:51] AcediaTheory: *HASHIRAMA SMASH*
[12:51] dishonor4honor: *BATTLEZORZ*
[12:51] dishonor4honor: *FIREZ*
[12:51] dishonor4honor: *KYUUBIZ*
[12:51] AcediaTheory: *SHOOP DA WHOOPS*
[12:51] dishonor4honor: *CHARGES LAZORZ*
[12:51] AcediaTheory: *FOR GREAT JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE*
[12:51] dishonor4honor: *WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH!*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *OVER 9000*
[12:52] dishonor4honor: *PIERCES HEAVENZ*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *THINKS MADARA IS A DRAMA WHORE*
[12:52] dishonor4honor: *CARAMELLDANSENZ*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *OSNAP*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *DANSENZ WITH*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *HASHIRAMA*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *CANNOT RESIST*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *A GOOD*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *OLE FASHIONED*
[12:52] AcediaTheory: *CARAMELLDANSENZ*
[12:52] dishonor4honor: 83
[12:52] dishonor4honor: *YEEEEEEEEEEEEES*
[12:53] dishonor4honor: WE SHALL CARAMELLDANSEN
[12:53] dishonor4honor: IN SPACE
[12:53] AcediaTheory: B|
[12:53] AcediaTheory: *JOY IS GONE*
[12:53] dishonor4honor: WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM 8D
[12:53] AcediaTheory: YOU CAN
[12:53] AcediaTheory: NOT
[12:53] AcediaTheory: CARAMELLDANSEN
[12:53] AcediaTheory: IN SPACE
[12:53] AcediaTheory: THERE IS NO SOUND
[12:53] AcediaTheory: FOR THE MUSIC
[12:53] AcediaTheory: B|
[12:53] dishonor4honor: 8O
[12:53] dishonor4honor: *IS MORTALLY WOUNDED*
[12:53] dishonor4honor: *BY LOGIC*
[12:54] AcediaTheory: *IS AWESOME*
[12:54] AcediaTheory: *AND FORMS A VILLAGE*
[12:54] AcediaTheory: *BASED ON SAID AWESOME*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *ESCAPES SEKRITLY*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *STILL WANTS TO BE AN ASTRONAUT*
[12:54] AcediaTheory: *STILL BELIEVES IN FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CARAMELLDANSENING IN SPACE*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *HE'S GONNA MAKE EVERYONE DO IT ON EARTH*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *FOREVER*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *AND EVER*
[12:54] dishonor4honor: *8D*
[12:55] dishonor4honor: the end. :D
[12:55] AcediaTheory: XD
[12:55] AcediaTheory: GREATEST
[12:55] AcediaTheory: STORY
[12:55] AcediaTheory: EVER
Too long to bold and italicize usernames in HTML. Deal. *flops*
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Date: 2009-10-13 02:51 pm (UTC)