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elementalheroAs a prefacing note: I woke up deathly ill this morning. Morning being 2:30 am. So, so far my Christmas has been less than stellar.
BUT.
NOW THE NARUTO CHAPTER IS OUT.
AND WE SHALL SEE JUST HOW MUCH MORE BROKEN MY BRAIN CAN GET.
~A splash page of Danzou looking actually kind of badass with his HORRIBLE EYE-FILLED ARM and some roots in the background, of course it's symbolic.
~The little "character sentence" on the side reads: "A greedy dictator? Or perhaps a noble personification of a shinobi? The 'roots' run deep." I say he's neither--he's just an asshole. An annoyingly efficient, sociopathic asshole, but just an asshole, nonetheless. /DETERMINED TO HATE DANZOU
~Karin's like, "I AM GOING TO DISCOVER THE SOURCE OF THIS GOD-MODDING PLOTHOLE." Go, Karin, go!
~FIST SMASH! Effective? Probably not.
~And Danzou's just like, "LOL, TROLLING FROM UP HERE, TOO." Meanwhile, Karin establishes that we're not in a genjutsu. Ooooohh...
~MOAR SMASHING
~Sasuke goes for the double-kill with Amaterasu on top of Susanoo. Effective??
~Well, it catches him, anyway. Madara observes that Sasuke's going to wear himself out. And then Karin's got this face like "OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT NOW???
~Danzou does SOMETHING FREAKY. And Sasuke's summoning something!
~OH MAH GAWH IT'S A GIANT ASS HAWK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS /brb, fapping at the symbolism
~Madara's like, "oh hey, when'd he get that?" ASKING THE QUESTIONS THE FANDOM WANTS TO KNOW.
~And also, Sasuke makes some hot faces when Danzou mentions Itachi...again.
~eeeeeeew one of Danzou's arm-eyes closes, eeeeeew :C
~AND THEN KARIN GETS TO MAKE SOME HOT FACES, OH YEAH I AM GLAD TO SHIP THIS \o/
~Goddammit, Danzou manages to say things I agree with again, WHY DOES WHAT SASUKE NEEDS TO HEAR HAVE TO COME FROM THAT CREEPER AUGH.
~Danzou appears to be mostly using wind-based techniques. The logical thing to do would be to use Fire against them and turn it back on Danzou, Sasuke. But he's not listening.
~holy shit panel of Sasuke and Danzou facing off and hnnnnnngh Sasuke stop looking so pretty when Danzou's on screen, it creeps me out to be excited by a panel with him in it.
~SASUKE SLASHES THE ARM OFF YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
~BUT IT DISAPPEARED OH NO
~why the hell won't he DIE, I just--OH MY GOD CROWS
~OH MY GOD WHAT.
OH MY GOD WHAT.
OH.
MY.
GOD.
WHAT.
I actually do have more to say in depth, but I have to leave for Christmas Eve Mass, so I'll just leave you with this.
PLOTBLENDERS NEVER DIE, BIZNATCHES.
BUT.
NOW THE NARUTO CHAPTER IS OUT.
AND WE SHALL SEE JUST HOW MUCH MORE BROKEN MY BRAIN CAN GET.
~A splash page of Danzou looking actually kind of badass with his HORRIBLE EYE-FILLED ARM and some roots in the background, of course it's symbolic.
~The little "character sentence" on the side reads: "A greedy dictator? Or perhaps a noble personification of a shinobi? The 'roots' run deep." I say he's neither--he's just an asshole. An annoyingly efficient, sociopathic asshole, but just an asshole, nonetheless. /DETERMINED TO HATE DANZOU
~Karin's like, "I AM GOING TO DISCOVER THE SOURCE OF THIS GOD-MODDING PLOTHOLE." Go, Karin, go!
~FIST SMASH! Effective? Probably not.
~And Danzou's just like, "LOL, TROLLING FROM UP HERE, TOO." Meanwhile, Karin establishes that we're not in a genjutsu. Ooooohh...
~MOAR SMASHING
~Sasuke goes for the double-kill with Amaterasu on top of Susanoo. Effective??
~Well, it catches him, anyway. Madara observes that Sasuke's going to wear himself out. And then Karin's got this face like "OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT NOW???
~Danzou does SOMETHING FREAKY. And Sasuke's summoning something!
~OH MAH GAWH IT'S A GIANT ASS HAWK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS /brb, fapping at the symbolism
~Madara's like, "oh hey, when'd he get that?" ASKING THE QUESTIONS THE FANDOM WANTS TO KNOW.
~And also, Sasuke makes some hot faces when Danzou mentions Itachi...again.
~eeeeeeew one of Danzou's arm-eyes closes, eeeeeew :C
~AND THEN KARIN GETS TO MAKE SOME HOT FACES, OH YEAH I AM GLAD TO SHIP THIS \o/
~Goddammit, Danzou manages to say things I agree with again, WHY DOES WHAT SASUKE NEEDS TO HEAR HAVE TO COME FROM THAT CREEPER AUGH.
~Danzou appears to be mostly using wind-based techniques. The logical thing to do would be to use Fire against them and turn it back on Danzou, Sasuke. But he's not listening.
~holy shit panel of Sasuke and Danzou facing off and hnnnnnngh Sasuke stop looking so pretty when Danzou's on screen, it creeps me out to be excited by a panel with him in it.
~SASUKE SLASHES THE ARM OFF YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
~BUT IT DISAPPEARED OH NO
~why the hell won't he DIE, I just--OH MY GOD CROWS
~OH MY GOD WHAT.
OH MY GOD WHAT.
OH.
MY.
GOD.
WHAT.
I actually do have more to say in depth, but I have to leave for Christmas Eve Mass, so I'll just leave you with this.
PLOTBLENDERS NEVER DIE, BIZNATCHES.
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Date: 2009-12-25 04:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-25 04:23 pm (UTC)Wait, count up how many times Danzou said his name before he popped up. Was it three times? ITACHI IS BEETLEJUICE 8D
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Date: 2009-12-25 05:11 am (UTC)THIS BETTER NOT BE SOME LAME GENJUTSU ON MADARA'S PART.
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Date: 2009-12-25 04:26 pm (UTC)OR MAYBE I HOPE SO?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE
/RP account of thehopeofdawn
Date: 2009-12-25 07:06 am (UTC)ALSO
Date: 2009-12-25 07:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-25 04:29 pm (UTC)th-the cute...
/WIBBLES FOREVER
/stiill me
Date: 2009-12-25 05:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-25 08:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-25 07:57 am (UTC)Itachi ;___; please don't let it be an illusion...
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Date: 2009-12-25 04:30 pm (UTC);___; I know omg
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Date: 2009-12-25 05:05 pm (UTC)Okay, not thinking about it, not thinking about it... darn it. This is going to be a long wait. :(
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Date: 2009-12-26 04:17 am (UTC)serenemuffin again
Date: 2009-12-25 06:01 pm (UTC)