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[elementalhero]

Dear Roommate,

Febreze is not an air freshener. It is a fabric cleaning chemical. Please do not spray it into the air. It does not make the air smell nice. It makes my mouth taste bad, and occasionally, it makes me feel dizzy.

And then you open the window and let the cold air in. Dear roommate. Go to hell.

Love,
me.

Comments

[pixie-paramount.livejournal.com]

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Is your roommate a moron?

[the-sun-is-up.livejournal.com]

bb, why don't you just talk to her?

[thehopeofdawn.livejournal.com]

You should tell her that!

[hungrytiger11.livejournal.com]

I think you mentioned once that your roommate is not a native English speaker, and in fact is not uber proficient in the language. It could be that she might not realize it is just for fabrics. I think the name of the product is a bit deceptive/vague. Let her know that the fabreeze makes you dizzy and/or isn't meant for the air and suggest splitting the cost of an air freshener maybe?