Paper Avoidance Strategies

[elementalhero]

Aka Naruto 490.


Page 1
~Zombiekatsuki doesn't look all too happy :/
~Leaving Itachi for a moment, I wonder how the others feel about zombiefication? Kakuuzu can barely be said to count, he was already zombieish even when he was alive. What about Dei? He can't be art if he's indestructible. What about Sasori? He's not in his puppet body, Kankuro has that, so he must be in a real "meat" body. I can't see him being too pleased with that, in all honesty. And LOL ZOMBIE PAIN.
~Also, why don't these guys think to go dig up Hidan?

Page 2
~Kabuto wants Sasuke, brrr. LOL WHEN IS THIS EVEN NEWS, EVERYONE WANTS SASUKE.
~I hate Kabuto's hood, I think it looks stupid.
~I'm calling him Kabuto right now because it would be a hassle to type Kabutorochimaru every time. :/

Page 3
~lol, "a young, fragile, living Uchiha." FRAGILE. It's kind of true, which is sad.
~I love how Madara's not like IMMEDIATELY, NO, but more like, "hypothetically, what if I said no?" Like he'd consider it. lol
~HEY, HEY, WHAT IS IN THAT OTHER BOX

Page 4
~/SPITTAKE
~HE'S GOT MADARA SWEATING
HE'S GOT MADARA SWEATING

oh, oh my god, Orochimaru's officially taking back this manga
he's like, NO ONE STEALS MY ROLE AS THE MOST BAD GODDAMNED VILLAIN

I am genuinely impressed.

/golf clap
~Okay, srsly, who is in that last coffin/box/thing?
~LOL LOL LOL:
Madara: "YOU MADMAN!"

Dude. Madara. Madara is the one who said that.

Madara is the one who said that.

/goes and pops some popcorn

Page 5
~Madara knows when to accept offered help :|b
~SO HE'S JUST GOING TO GIVE HIM SASUKE?
~lol, he probably thinks Sasuke could take him.
~.....actually, I take that back, if Madara thinks it would be a hassle for him to take Kabuto on, he's probably like, "lol Sasuke have fun~~~ /skedaddles"

Page 6
~SO THEY HAVE JOINED FORCES :|b
~and Kabuto gets Sasuke after the war.
~meanwhile, MADARA LOOKS NERVOUSLY AT THE MYSTERIOUS SIXTH ZOMBIE
~aaawww, we didn't get interviews with the other zombies ;~;

Page 7
~ANKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
~clearly, Kabuto's been just killing shit for fun
~ANKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Page 8
~akdlsjakldjkaldaj is anko going to fight kabuto is anko going to fight kabuto

Page 9
~Kabuto possibly led them to his hideout ON PURPOSE????!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
~/SQUEALS AT ANKO
~oh, and more frog hijinks coming up, yaey :|

Page 10
~lol omg this little fox diagram is so cute omg

Page 11
~lol, so basically Naruto has to be all ~hateless~ and ~messianic~ to use the nine-tails' chakra and not turn into a chakrablob of death and malevolence
~That illustration is still making me laugh

Page 12
~Jiraiyaaaaaaaaaa ;;

Page 13
~Naruto: anxt anxt anxt

Page 14
~OH HEY LOOK THEY MENTIONED HINATA :|
~WITHOUT BOTHERING TO ACKNOWLEDGE SHE JUST CONFESSED HER LOVE TO YOU, YOU DICKWAD
~hhhhhgh /tequila
~thinking about Sasuke~
~AAAALWAYS I WANNA BEEEEE WITH YOU

Page 15
~daddy!hokage ;~~;
~YEAAAAH KILLERBEE 8D
~I have developed such a special place in my heart for Killerbee, I never thought that would happen

Page 16
~ffffffffft oh my god
~he referenced Naruto's catchphrase

Page 17
~ffffft and then he's like NAH THAT CATCHPHRASE SUCKS
~roflmaooooooo
~Raikage: LOUD INTENSE YELLING OF MANRINESS
~the end.


Man, I srsly want, like, zombiekatsuki interviews.

Reporter: Zombietachi, tell us, how does it feel to fail at everything you ever wanted to accomplish with your life and death, and suddenly be yanked back and chained to this mortal coil in a rotting zombie body? Do you have any plans to reconcile with your brother? Do you feel you've been given a second chance, or is this merely another affirmation of a universe that seems to have it out for your personally? Your thoughts?

Zombietachi: Brains.


Also, where are Suigetsu and Juugo?

Comments

First thing I thought of when this panel came up on page 7

[ironyaficionado.livejournal.com]

...prepares for cone of shame...>>;

doop doop html

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

/APPLAUSE

This manga always needs moar Star Wars.

derp derp I lost the game. :\

[ironyaficionado.livejournal.com]

/hearty bow of approval

Doesn't every manga? *cough*AizenisIchigo'srealfather*cough*

/has also lost it now (-A-)9

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

MAYBE THE SIXTH ZOMBIE IS ACTUALLY AIZEN

AND IN THE SJ ISSUE WHERE ICHIGO DEFEATS HIM, THAT WILL BE THE CHAPTER WHERE HE IS REVEALED TO HAVE MOVED TO NARUTO

AND THEN THE WORLD WILL BREAK

[ironyaficionado.livejournal.com]

THEN, NEO, WALKER:TEXAS RANGER, AND LUKE SKYWALKER BUST THROUGH BEFORE THE VOICEOVER BEGINS...

NEXT TIME...ON DRAGONBALL Z...

[hungrytiger11.livejournal.com]

why don't these guys think to go dig up Hidan?
Well, Hidan's buried on Nara land, so he's right in Konoha territory. There's been a lot of upheaval, but I'd guess that's maybe a bit more work than Kabuto wanted to mess with.

where are Suigetsu and Juugo?

I know, right? I'm beginning to get a bit worried that they will become like Hinata's confession.... lost to the Bermuda triangle of Kishimoto's mind, never to be seen or spoken of again. Which is a bummer, as their little storm-troopers moment might be the most badass thing to have happened for awhile in this.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, point. I mean, Madara can do that poof thing, but now that I think about it, I wonder if he can't do it inside Konoha because of that magical barrier thing from the Pain Arc.


...What have you done? Now I'm going to ship Suigetsu/Hinata/Juugo. This can only end in tears.

[hungrytiger11.livejournal.com]

Now I'm going to ship Suigetsu/Hinata/Juugo.

Oh damn. Never though of that before. That'd actually be really adorable, with animal petting like a disney movie and snark from Suigetsu and....and, as you say, would leave my little shipper's heart all wrecked. :(

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Great crack, though, on the other hand. :|b

[strange_quark]

It's totes Hasirama in that last box. This is my theory.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

I thought that at first, too, but it can't be. Hashirama's soul got sucked into the Shinigami last time that happened to him, so none of the Hokages are currently resurrectable. I think it could be one of three things:

1. Izuna
2. Madara's real body (idk if I'm so hot on this theory, but the fandom seems convinced :/a)
3. AIZEN.

[knospi.livejournal.com]

I don't understand how Sasori is there. I thought he turned his ACTUAL body into a puppet, but I guess not...

oh and I REALLY hope Hinata is p/o'd at Naruto for not even giving her an answer to her ~confession. I mean. Of course she won't, but SOMEBODY IN THIS COMIC HAS TO THINK NARUTO IS A BUTTHOLE. Somebody, anybody

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

The zombie bods aren't their actual bodies, they're the bodies of a human sacrifice with the individual souls bound to them.

Raikage doesn't like Naruto! 8D actually, that was like a significant portion of the many reasons I irrationally love the Raikage.

[knospi.livejournal.com]

I forgot about that! And that!

It upset me in Part 1 when Orochimaru used Zaku's and Kin's bodies to bind the First and Second Hokages' souls to :( I liked Zaku :( SO VULNERABLE

I love Raikage sm. He is the most bad a of them all. I will probably NEVER call him Killer A though. That is such a dumb name.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

I know, I liked Zaku! Poor Kin never got any personality development, though, so I had a harder time liking her. Still felt bad, though. :c

Lol, yeah, no, Killer A is just...just too special.

[tsukara.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my reaction to this chapter can pretty much be summed up "lol zombie!tachi" and "ANKO ANKO ANKO OMG YESSSS". So. /cough

I am curious why he seems to be leading them directly to his hideout though. Trap? Doublecross? Whaaaat?

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

...oh, god, no, self, do not suddenly have thoughts of a secret zombie romance between Zombietachi and Anko. no. no. no. don't do it. curses, too late, I thought it orz

I'm not sure! It makes it verrry...intriguing. /wiggles eyebrows

[scarysnakelady]

IT'S OKAY I THOUGHT EXACTLY THE SAME THING AND THEN WAS LIKE 'wait wat'. Or at the very least MAJOR INTERNAL ANGST if she has to fight him. I've even been thinking of writing it because, clearly, I am a horrible person

It doooooes. Finally, finally Kishimoto gets me interested again beyond a base effort of loling at everyone and everything. aaaand then pulls a bait-and-switch with toad antics but wtfever.