I KNOW IT'S MY DES-TIN-EEEEE~ part deuce
Apr. 20th, 2010 08:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elementalheroMy friend convinced me to watch portions of the first episode of the Pokemon anime. Long, ridiculous chat excerpt below cut. She had to leave around when the Spearow started attacking, so it stops there.
[19:48] dishonor4honor: i love some of the comments
[19:48] dishonor4honor: my fave has to be
[19:49] dishonor4honor: "i'm 18 and i still watch this lol"
[19:49] bananabreadac9: so true
[19:49] bananabreadac9: I was 7
[19:49] bananabreadac9: the theme song rules
[19:50] dishonor4honor: oh frig now the theme song is stuck in my head
[19:50] bananabreadac9: embrace itttt
[19:50] dishonor4honor: nuuuuuuuu
[19:50] bananabreadac9: to late might as well, DON'T FIGHT IT!!!
[19:51] bananabreadac9: how far are you in it?
[19:51] dishonor4honor: i saw the theme song and now it's paused to buffer more
[19:51] bananabreadac9: awww
[19:52] dishonor4honor: OH DUDE
[19:52] dishonor4honor: i love how it starts out
[19:52] dishonor4honor: as if it were the game
[19:52] bananabreadac9: like ther game
[19:52] dishonor4honor: and then WOOOSH IT'S THE ANIME YOU GUYS
[19:52] bananabreadac9: lol
[19:53] dishonor4honor: that was impressive, i will give props
[19:53] bananabreadac9: I know I was like:omgf I remember this
[19:53] bananabreadac9: yeah
[19:54] dishonor4honor: dude oh my god they're playing the game boy music
[19:54] dishonor4honor: in the anime
[19:54] bananabreadac9: yeahhh
[19:54] dishonor4honor: i never knew they did that
[19:54] bananabreadac9: lol
[19:54] bananabreadac9: game came first ^^
[19:54] dishonor4honor: i know
[19:54] dishonor4honor: lol the announcer guy
[19:54] dishonor4honor: is like SO INTO IT
[19:55] bananabreadac9: lol the gengar
[19:55] dishonor4honor: dude onix suxks why the hell would you use onix
[19:55] bananabreadac9: stupid trainer
[19:55] bananabreadac9: lol
[19:55] dishonor4honor: pfffft you can totally tell ash is voiced by a woman
[19:55] bananabreadac9: ....
[19:55] dishonor4honor: i have to give veronica taylor props for putting up with that crap for so long
[19:55] bananabreadac9: that's her name?
[19:56] dishonor4honor: yeah
[19:56] dishonor4honor: now it's someone else, of course
[19:56] bananabreadac9: like 4 people
[19:56] dishonor4honor: yeah, but she was the original and did it the longest
[19:56] bananabreadac9: ooo
[19:56] bananabreadac9: finally couldn't take it ne more huh?
[19:57] dishonor4honor: i think there was some sort of dispute
[19:57] bananabreadac9: oh
[19:57] bananabreadac9: prolyl wanted more $?
[19:57] dishonor4honor: idk
[19:57] bananabreadac9: how far now?
[19:57] dishonor4honor: he's still makign a fist at the tv, hang on
[19:58] bananabreadac9: lol
[19:58] dishonor4honor: LOL
[19:59] dishonor4honor: "POKEMON LICENSE"
[19:59] bananabreadac9: ><
[19:59] bananabreadac9: lol
[19:59] bananabreadac9: we have cars they have pokemon
[19:59] dishonor4honor: i love how he's like
[19:59] dishonor4honor: SO INTENSE
[19:59] bananabreadac9: yes!
[19:59] dishonor4honor: this shit is hilarious
[20:00] dishonor4honor: POKEMON MASTER
[20:00] dishonor4honor: THAT IS WHAT I--
[20:00] dishonor4honor: and then cockblocked by mom
[20:00] bananabreadac9: I ike how they sound simialr
[20:00] dishonor4honor: i know roflmao
[20:00] dishonor4honor: oh hey look it's professor oak
[20:00] bananabreadac9: both feminine...did not catch that whne I was younger
[20:00] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:01] bananabreadac9: and his british accent!
[20:01] dishonor4honor: lol yeah
[20:02] dishonor4honor: lol he has srs sleeptalking issues
[20:02] bananabreadac9: "choose it or lose it"
[20:02] bananabreadac9: id be excited too! freaking get to get pokemon...
[20:03] dishonor4honor: oh no. what time is it.
[20:03] dishonor4honor: LOL THE VOICE ACTING IS SO BAD
[20:03] bananabreadac9: it gets soooo much badder=better
[20:03] dishonor4honor: why the hell does gary have cheerleaders
[20:03] dishonor4honor: OGH MY GOD
[20:03] bananabreadac9: >__<
[20:03] dishonor4honor: HIS VOICE
[20:03] dishonor4honor: IS SO
[20:03] dishonor4honor: BAD
[20:03] dishonor4honor: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:04] bananabreadac9: YOU SEE???
[20:04] dishonor4honor: MISTER GARY TO YOU!
[20:04] dishonor4honor: /dying
[20:04] bananabreadac9: WTF
[20:04] bananabreadac9: like wtfffff mr gary???
[20:04] dishonor4honor: seriously oh my god
[20:04] bananabreadac9: aren't you so happy right now?
[20:04] dishonor4honor: I'VE GOT A POKEMON AND /YOU DON'T~/
[20:05] dishonor4honor: oh man seriously i am so glad i read the manga
[20:05] bananabreadac9: sigh...yeah
[20:06] dishonor4honor: and he's spinning the ball
[20:06] dishonor4honor: on his finger
[20:06] dishonor4honor: like wtf srsly
[20:06] bananabreadac9: yeah
[20:06] bananabreadac9: bad-asssss
[20:06] dishonor4honor: DUDE HE HAS AN ENTIRE CROWD OF PEOPLE
[20:06] dishonor4honor: AND CHEERLEADERS
[20:06] dishonor4honor: W.T.F.
[20:06] bananabreadac9: and don't forget the red convertible
[20:07] dishonor4honor: i haven't gotten there yet omg
[20:07] dishonor4honor: "it's good to have a grandfather in teh pokemon business, isn't it?" B)
[20:07] dishonor4honor: seriously oh my god who wrote this episode
[20:08] dishonor4honor: OH THERE HE GOES INTO THE CAR
[20:08] bananabreadac9: and it's the first ep, talk abt first impressions
[20:08] dishonor4honor: okay i have seen the first two movies
[20:08] dishonor4honor: i do not remember prof oak having a british accent
[20:09] bananabreadac9: oh rite I gotta add the movie to my netflix, gonna do that rite now
[20:09] dishonor4honor: like, i distinctly remember what he sounds like, and that is not it
[20:09] bananabreadac9: ooo
[20:09] bananabreadac9: probably changed
[20:10] dishonor4honor: dude prof oak is such a dick
[20:10] dishonor4honor: HERE YOU CAN HAVE THESE POKEMON
[20:10] dishonor4honor: OH WAIT NO YOU CAN'T I LIED
[20:10] bananabreadac9: ><
[20:10] bananabreadac9: I can't believe ash did not want charmander!
[20:10] bananabreadac9: charmander is the best
[20:11] dishonor4honor: and then he's like "WELL i could give you this one even though it is clearly belligerent and untrainable..."
[20:11] dishonor4honor: and then he does
[20:11] bananabreadac9: imloling
[20:11] dishonor4honor: and sends him off
[20:11] dishonor4honor: wtf
[20:11] dishonor4honor: where are the child services
[20:11] bananabreadac9: im saivng this convo I've decided
[20:11] dishonor4honor: and then it's like
[20:11] dishonor4honor: WHOA TRIPPY FLASHING LIGHT
[20:12] dishonor4honor: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN
[20:12] bananabreadac9: ?
[20:12] dishonor4honor: and then it's like a fricking pikachu
[20:12] dishonor4honor: just sitting there
[20:12] bananabreadac9: ooo
[20:12] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:12] bananabreadac9: pika?
[20:12] dishonor4honor: and then it's like
[20:12] dishonor4honor: "pikachu"
[20:12] dishonor4honor: and prof oak is like
[20:12] dishonor4honor: IT'S NAME IS PIKACHU :B
[20:12] bananabreadac9: yay!
[20:12] dishonor4honor: wow, dude. youa re one smart guy
[20:12] bananabreadac9: I wish I could hear you ramble on
[20:12] dishonor4honor: where did you get your mba
[20:12] dishonor4honor: :|
[20:13] bananabreadac9: ><
[20:13] dishonor4honor: lol ash:
[20:13] bananabreadac9: it's a strange world they live in
[20:13] dishonor4honor: "IT'S SO CUTE IT'S THE BEST OF ALL 8D"
[20:13] bananabreadac9: =^^=
[20:13] dishonor4honor: and then
[20:13] dishonor4honor: MASSIVE ELECTRIC SHOCK
[20:14] dishonor4honor: if physics existed in this world, ash would be dead
[20:14] dishonor4honor: from a heart attack
[20:14] dishonor4honor: or from massive electrical burns
[20:14] dishonor4honor: right now
[20:14] bananabreadac9: that one
[20:14] bananabreadac9: but it's the world of POKEMONNNNN yay
[20:14] dishonor4honor: and then oak is sitting there
[20:14] dishonor4honor: while ash is being electrocuted to death
[20:14] dishonor4honor: like YOU MIGHT SAY IT HAS AN
[20:14] dishonor4honor: ELECTRIFYING
[20:14] dishonor4honor: PERSONALITY
[20:14] bananabreadac9: ahahahahaha
[20:15] dishonor4honor: |D
[20:15] dishonor4honor: and ash is like convulsing
[20:15] dishonor4honor: ash: "i see what you mean"
[20:15] dishonor4honor: oak: "shocking isn't it."
[20:15] dishonor4honor: WOW, PROFESSOR OAK
[20:15] bananabreadac9: *drums*
[20:15] dishonor4honor: YOU ARE ONE GREAT HUMAN BEING
[20:16] bananabreadac9: see where gary gets it?
[20:16] dishonor4honor: LET'S CRACK PUNS WHILE ASH CHANGES HIS PANTS
[20:16] dishonor4honor: if that shock were real, he'd have completely lost control of his bowel functions
[20:16] dishonor4honor: and probably be seizing
[20:16] dishonor4honor: right now
[20:16] dishonor4honor: SHOCKING, ISN'T IT
[20:16] dishonor4honor: 8B
[20:16] bananabreadac9: omg you are gonna make me with all this commentay
[20:16] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:16] dishonor4honor: dude i am watching the second half of the ep
[20:17] dishonor4honor: oh but then pikachu shocks oak, too
[20:17] bananabreadac9: yes!
[20:17] dishonor4honor: THERE, SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
[20:17] dishonor4honor: YOU GIANT ASSHOLE
[20:17] bananabreadac9: just wait...
[20:17] dishonor4honor: okay, loading next vid
[20:18] bananabreadac9: kk
[20:19] dishonor4honor: aww, ash has his own tiny crowd of people
[20:19] dishonor4honor: and hsi mommy
[20:19] dishonor4honor: and some kid with a pair of thundersticks
[20:19] bananabreadac9: I like it when she packs his stuff
[20:19] bananabreadac9: omg thundersticks!
[20:19] bananabreadac9: that'sme!
[20:19] dishonor4honor: meanwhile, he's standing there all singed in his pajamas
[20:19] dishonor4honor: thoroughly humiliated
[20:20] dishonor4honor: that;s the real test, the pokemon is just a front
[20:20] dishonor4honor: you're really supposed to be publicly humiliated as your test of adulthood
[20:20] bananabreadac9: scarred
[20:20] dishonor4honor: gary skipped the humiliation because he's a dick and his grandpa's a dick
[20:20] bananabreadac9: must run in the familty
[20:20] bananabreadac9: *family
[20:20] dishonor4honor: ahahha
[20:21] dishonor4honor: anna
[20:21] dishonor4honor: i wish you were here so i could point
[20:21] dishonor4honor: ash's mom is givign him his pack and getting the empty nest syndrome, but i can't even focus because
[20:21] dishonor4honor: one of the people in the background
[20:21] dishonor4honor: this old guy
[20:21] dishonor4honor: his eyes are looking in two different directions
[20:21] dishonor4honor: like a chameleon
[20:21] dishonor4honor: i can't stop staring
[20:21] bananabreadac9: never noticedlemme check
[20:22] dishonor4honor: the guy behind the sign pole
[20:22] bananabreadac9: kk give me a min, I closed it
[20:22] dishonor4honor: and then ash's mom is all LOOK I PACKED ALL THIS and ash is like I THINK I SUFFERED ENOUGH PUBLIC HUMILIATION FOR ONE DAY
[20:23] bananabreadac9: underwear
[20:23] dishonor4honor: she takes it pretty well, though
[20:23] dishonor4honor: what a great mom
[20:23] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:23] dishonor4honor: lol ash
[20:23] dishonor4honor: why the hell
[20:23] dishonor4honor: would he want to catch all the pokemon in the world
[20:23] dishonor4honor: that's a little excessive
[20:24] dishonor4honor: lol and then he completely fails to call pikachu back into its ball
[20:24] dishonor4honor: pikachu's like
[20:24] bananabreadac9: excessive?
[20:24] dishonor4honor: BITCH BE TRIPPIN BALLS
[20:24] bananabreadac9: remind you of ne one?
[20:24] dishonor4honor: dude i just want one of every species
[20:24] dishonor4honor: he wants EVERY POKEMON IN THE WORLD
[20:24] bananabreadac9: o.o
[20:25] dishonor4honor: i'd catch and release them
[20:25] dishonor4honor: but anyway
[20:25] dishonor4honor: BITCH BE TRIPPIN BALLS
[20:25] dishonor4honor: is pikachu's motto
[20:25] dishonor4honor: and now it's like playing hacky sack
[20:25] dishonor4honor: and his mom is like
[20:26] dishonor4honor: YOU'RE PLAYING CATCH, HOW CUTE <3__<3
[20:26] bananabreadac9: friends already
[20:26] dishonor4honor: pikachu is like the definition of tsundere
[20:26] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:26] bananabreadac9: no, he's just a dick
[20:27] dishonor4honor: and then pika shocks
[20:27] dishonor4honor: everyone
[20:27] dishonor4honor: ALLA YALLS MAH BITCHES o9
[20:27] bananabreadac9: 4lol
[20:27] dishonor4honor: pikachu is so gangster
[20:27] bananabreadac9: 0.0
[20:27] bananabreadac9: never heard that b4
[20:27] dishonor4honor: and prof oak's sheltering like
[20:28] dishonor4honor: "OH YEAH USE THOSE RUBBER GLOVES"
[20:28] dishonor4honor: "HAVE FUN"
[20:28] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:28] dishonor4honor: /shoos off
[20:28] bananabreadac9: go off into the world by yourself w/ a potentially fatal pokemon
[20:28] dishonor4honor: and his mom's like having a seizure on the ground
[20:28] dishonor4honor: clearly hallucinating
[20:28] dishonor4honor: mumbling "don't forget to change your underwear"
[20:28] dishonor4honor: and oak does nothing
[20:28] dishonor4honor: he's just like
[20:29] dishonor4honor: AYUP, WHAT A GREAT DAT FOR POKEMON RESEARCH
[20:29] dishonor4honor: *DAY
[20:29] bananabreadac9: lolz
[20:29] bananabreadac9: I so wish I could see your reactions
[20:29] dishonor4honor: now ash is trying the "drag it in the dirt until it submits to my manly will" technique
[20:29] bananabreadac9: tellme more at lunch
[20:29] dishonor4honor: i want to sing
[20:30] dishonor4honor: FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT
[20:30] dishonor4honor: SHE SAID
[20:30] dishonor4honor: THIS DOESN'T HURT
[20:30] dishonor4honor: SHE SAAAAAID
[20:30] dishonor4honor: I FINALLY HAD ENOUGH
/.../
[20:31] dishonor4honor: so then ash is like
[20:31] dishonor4honor: "is this because you don't like me"
[20:31] dishonor4honor: and pika's like
[20:31] dishonor4honor: "yup"
[20:31] bananabreadac9: honest
[20:32] bananabreadac9: I like his teef
[20:32] dishonor4honor: LOL THE TEEF
[20:32] dishonor4honor: aww, i felt kinda bad for ash
[20:32] dishonor4honor: he's like
[20:32] dishonor4honor: "well, i like you a lot :c"
[20:32] bananabreadac9: unrequited lob
[20:32] dishonor4honor: def
[20:32] bananabreadac9: dun worry, major character development under way
[20:32] dishonor4honor: oh wait no, so then he's like
[20:32] dishonor4honor: /REINFORCES STATUS QUO
[20:33] dishonor4honor: IF YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER POKEMON, THEN YOU SHOULD GET IN THE BALL LIKE THEY DO
[20:33] dishonor4honor: i feel like i am watching some sort of bad romance developing
[20:33] dishonor4honor: with ash as the MAN PAIN guy
[20:33] dishonor4honor: and pikachu as the strong-willed badass lady
[20:33] dishonor4honor: to be honest with you, when i was little, i always thought pikachu was a girl
[20:34] bananabreadac9: girls does the voice
[20:34] bananabreadac9: I associated him as a boy though
[20:34] dishonor4honor: most of my friends did
[20:34] dishonor4honor: we'd have bitter arguments
[20:34] bananabreadac9: ooo
[20:34] dishonor4honor: ash: /takes off pink gloves
[20:35] bananabreadac9: ^^
[20:35] bananabreadac9: trust!!!
[20:35] dishonor4honor: yaaay random pidgey
[20:35] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:35] dishonor4honor: i hate that pokedex's voice, lolol
[20:35] dishonor4honor: aww he's so excited
[20:35] bananabreadac9: me too
[20:35] dishonor4honor: IT'S OURRRR LUCKY DAY! 8D
[20:36] bananabreadac9: he's such an idiot though
[20:36] dishonor4honor: and then pika's like I CHOOSE THIS TREE TO REPRESENT THE STRENGTH OF MY RESISTANCE
[20:36] bananabreadac9: what???
[20:36] dishonor4honor: WEEEE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED~
[20:36] bananabreadac9: omg...
[20:36] bananabreadac9: *thinks of recess*
[20:37] dishonor4honor: exactly
[20:37] dishonor4honor: omgomgomgomg
[20:37] dishonor4honor: WHO'S THAT POKEMON
[20:37] dishonor4honor: ...IT'S PIKACHU!
[20:37] bananabreadac9: ITS PIKACHU
[20:37] dishonor4honor: it really was pikachu
[20:37] bananabreadac9: I TOLD YOU
[20:37] dishonor4honor: oh holy shit
[20:37] dishonor4honor: when it said it's name, it like screamed it
[20:37] dishonor4honor: PIKACHUUUUUU
[20:38] dishonor4honor: like, it was pissed off
[20:38] dishonor4honor: whoever did the voice, her voice cracked
[20:38] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:38] dishonor4honor: okay, does ash srsly think he's going to catch that pidgey without weakening it first?
[20:38] dishonor4honor: what a moron
[20:38] bananabreadac9: I told he was one
[20:38] dishonor4honor: yaaaay stock fiitage
[20:39] dishonor4honor: *footage
[20:39] dishonor4honor: when he pulls his hat back and chucks the ball
[20:39] dishonor4honor: don't they reuse that animation over and over
[20:39] bananabreadac9: and the greenbackgorund
[20:39] dishonor4honor: yeah
[20:39] bananabreadac9: yeah
[20:39] dishonor4honor: and then the pidgey was like
[20:40] dishonor4honor: "bullshit you ain't capturing me"
[20:40] dishonor4honor: hey wait, pikachu's laughing
[20:40] dishonor4honor: in syllables that are not
[20:40] dishonor4honor: pi
[20:40] dishonor4honor: ka
[20:40] dishonor4honor: or chu
[20:40] dishonor4honor: she's like HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE
[20:40] bananabreadac9: never noticed that
[20:40] dishonor4honor: wtf
[20:41] dishonor4honor: and pika's being a jerk, so he's all
[20:41] dishonor4honor: FINE
[20:41] dishonor4honor: I'LL DO IT ~MYSELF~
[20:41] dishonor4honor: :C
[20:41] bananabreadac9: awwwwww
[20:41] dishonor4honor: what's he giong to do, punch the gd thing?
[20:41] dishonor4honor: just run up
[20:41] dishonor4honor: /PUNCH
[20:41] dishonor4honor: /BALL
[20:41] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:41] dishonor4honor: lol the tiptoeing
[20:42] bananabreadac9: just wait
[20:42] dishonor4honor: and then
[20:42] dishonor4honor: /LUNGING WITH THE SHIRT
[20:42] bananabreadac9: yesss
[20:42] dishonor4honor: lol sand attack
[20:42] dishonor4honor: ash, this is not your lucky day
[20:43] dishonor4honor: omg lol
[20:43] dishonor4honor: he JUST SAID THAT
[20:43] dishonor4honor: after i typed it
[20:43] bananabreadac9: lolz
[20:43] bananabreadac9: the pokedex has attitude
[20:43] dishonor4honor: rattata's got his undies
[20:43] dishonor4honor: omg it does
[20:43] dishonor4honor: it's so passive aggressive
[20:43] bananabreadac9: lol
EDIT: And then she came back, so there's more:
[21:03] bananabreadac9: I has a smoothir
[21:03] bananabreadac9: smoothie
[21:04] dishonor4honor: dude ash just jumped
[21:04] dishonor4honor: down a waterfall
[21:04] dishonor4honor: to escape the spearows
[21:04] dishonor4honor: what an idiot
[21:04] bananabreadac9: he was desperate
[21:04] dishonor4honor: he could have DIEEED
[21:04] bananabreadac9: then the gyrados
[21:04] dishonor4honor: dude that could have eaten his face off
[21:05] bananabreadac9: lol
[21:05] bananabreadac9: do pokemon eat people?
[21:05] dishonor4honor: well, people eat pokemon
[21:05] dishonor4honor: so it's logical
[21:05] dishonor4honor: that it would work the other way around
[21:05] bananabreadac9: creepy. your pokemon could like turn on you and eat you
[21:06] dishonor4honor: well, not if they love you
[21:06] dishonor4honor: and not if you treat them
[21:06] dishonor4honor: with love and respect
[21:06] dishonor4honor: and compassion
[21:06] bananabreadac9: ...
[21:06] bananabreadac9: is this gonna be a speech?
[21:06] dishonor4honor: no
[21:06] dishonor4honor: dude omg
[21:07] dishonor4honor: misty is as strong as an ox
[21:07] dishonor4honor: she just pulled ash and pikachu
[21:07] dishonor4honor: out of the water
[21:07] dishonor4honor: with only a fishing rod
[21:07] dishonor4honor: BADASS B)
[21:07] bananabreadac9: :)
[21:07] dishonor4honor: i love how she cares more about pikachu
[21:07] dishonor4honor: than ash
[21:08] bananabreadac9: lol "NOT U"
[21:09] dishonor4honor: dude how did he get
[21:09] dishonor4honor: every bird pokemon
[21:09] dishonor4honor: in a two mile raduis
[21:09] dishonor4honor: to chase him
[21:09] bananabreadac9: they're socialble birds
[21:09] bananabreadac9: they got buds
[21:09] dishonor4honor: and then he steals her bike like a criminal
[21:10] bananabreadac9: that's a major element for the plot
[21:10] bananabreadac9: MAJOR
[21:10] dishonor4honor: AND THEN THERE'S A CONVENIENT LIGHTNING STORM
[21:10] dishonor4honor: dude can this day get any worse ever
[21:10] bananabreadac9: the ending makes me tear up
[21:11] dishonor4honor: most dramatic thing ever
[21:11] dishonor4honor: SPEEEEAAAROOOOOOOWWWWW
[21:11] dishonor4honor: and the LIGHTNING
[21:11] dishonor4honor: AND THE THUNDAAAAAA
[21:11] dishonor4honor: oh dude he crashes the bike
[21:11] dishonor4honor: D:
[21:11] bananabreadac9: >__<
[21:11] bananabreadac9: poor pikachu
[21:11] dishonor4honor: awww pikachu
[21:12] dishonor4honor: you know, electric types have an advantage over flying types
[21:12] dishonor4honor: :/
[21:12] bananabreadac9: even if he is a douche, I feel sorry for him
[21:12] bananabreadac9: omg watch what he/she does
[21:12] dishonor4honor: and ash is like
[21:12] dishonor4honor: "but....no one dies in Pokemon ;~~~;"
[21:12] bananabreadac9: 0.0
[21:13] dishonor4honor: and ash is like
[21:13] dishonor4honor: "just trust me and go in the ball"
[21:13] dishonor4honor: it's like he truly believes he's doing the right thing
[21:13] dishonor4honor: by perpetuating the patriarchal society
[21:13] dishonor4honor: but pikachu's like
[21:13] dishonor4honor: :c
[21:14] dishonor4honor: and ash is like
[21:14] dishonor4honor: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
[21:14] bananabreadac9: KA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[21:14] dishonor4honor: and pikachu's like
[21:14] dishonor4honor: BIIIIIITCH
[21:14] dishonor4honor: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[21:15] dishonor4honor: TRIPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
[21:15] dishonor4honor: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLS
[21:15] bananabreadac9: omg you keep saying that!
[21:15] dishonor4honor: /THUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[21:16] dishonor4honor: aww and then they're on the ground
[21:16] dishonor4honor: and it's like
[21:16] dishonor4honor: WE GOTTA TRUST EACH OTHER
[21:16] dishonor4honor: AND TRUST OURSELVES
[21:16] bananabreadac9: YES
[21:16] dishonor4honor: o9
[21:16] bananabreadac9: did you see the specialpokemon?
[21:16] dishonor4honor: dude wtf
[21:16] dishonor4honor: wtf
[21:16] dishonor4honor: wtfw
[21:16] dishonor4honor: wtf
[21:16] dishonor4honor: why the hell
[21:16] dishonor4honor: is HO-OH
[21:16] dishonor4honor: IN THIS EPISODE
[21:16] bananabreadac9: :D
[21:16] dishonor4honor: THIS WAS BEFORE
[21:16] dishonor4honor: JOHTO EVEN CAME OUT
[21:16] bananabreadac9: yep ^^
[21:16] dishonor4honor: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[21:17] bananabreadac9: best twist
[21:17] dishonor4honor: /brain broken
[21:17] bananabreadac9: LOL
[21:17] bananabreadac9: I can totally see your face
[21:17] dishonor4honor: AND THE MAGICAL
[21:17] dishonor4honor: RAINBOW
[21:17] dishonor4honor: ALWAAAAAAAAAAYS
[21:17] dishonor4honor: I WANNA BEEEEEEEEEEEE
[21:17] dishonor4honor: WITH YOU
[21:17] bananabreadac9: omg I wasgonan say that
[21:17] dishonor4honor: AND MAKE BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
[21:17] dishonor4honor: WITH YOU
[21:17] bananabreadac9: HARMONYYYYYYY
[21:17] dishonor4honor: OH LOOOVE
[21:17] bananabreadac9: best ep ever huh???
[21:18] dishonor4honor: and then randomly, the narrator
[21:18] dishonor4honor: returns
[21:18] dishonor4honor: awwww pikachu licked his cheek
[21:18] dishonor4honor: ;~~~;
[21:18] bananabreadac9: I TOLD YOU
[21:18] bananabreadac9: MAKES ME TEAR UP
[21:19] dishonor4honor: aww bb that was special
[19:48] dishonor4honor: i love some of the comments
[19:48] dishonor4honor: my fave has to be
[19:49] dishonor4honor: "i'm 18 and i still watch this lol"
[19:49] bananabreadac9: so true
[19:49] bananabreadac9: I was 7
[19:49] bananabreadac9: the theme song rules
[19:50] dishonor4honor: oh frig now the theme song is stuck in my head
[19:50] bananabreadac9: embrace itttt
[19:50] dishonor4honor: nuuuuuuuu
[19:50] bananabreadac9: to late might as well, DON'T FIGHT IT!!!
[19:51] bananabreadac9: how far are you in it?
[19:51] dishonor4honor: i saw the theme song and now it's paused to buffer more
[19:51] bananabreadac9: awww
[19:52] dishonor4honor: OH DUDE
[19:52] dishonor4honor: i love how it starts out
[19:52] dishonor4honor: as if it were the game
[19:52] bananabreadac9: like ther game
[19:52] dishonor4honor: and then WOOOSH IT'S THE ANIME YOU GUYS
[19:52] bananabreadac9: lol
[19:53] dishonor4honor: that was impressive, i will give props
[19:53] bananabreadac9: I know I was like:omgf I remember this
[19:53] bananabreadac9: yeah
[19:54] dishonor4honor: dude oh my god they're playing the game boy music
[19:54] dishonor4honor: in the anime
[19:54] bananabreadac9: yeahhh
[19:54] dishonor4honor: i never knew they did that
[19:54] bananabreadac9: lol
[19:54] bananabreadac9: game came first ^^
[19:54] dishonor4honor: i know
[19:54] dishonor4honor: lol the announcer guy
[19:54] dishonor4honor: is like SO INTO IT
[19:55] bananabreadac9: lol the gengar
[19:55] dishonor4honor: dude onix suxks why the hell would you use onix
[19:55] bananabreadac9: stupid trainer
[19:55] bananabreadac9: lol
[19:55] dishonor4honor: pfffft you can totally tell ash is voiced by a woman
[19:55] bananabreadac9: ....
[19:55] dishonor4honor: i have to give veronica taylor props for putting up with that crap for so long
[19:55] bananabreadac9: that's her name?
[19:56] dishonor4honor: yeah
[19:56] dishonor4honor: now it's someone else, of course
[19:56] bananabreadac9: like 4 people
[19:56] dishonor4honor: yeah, but she was the original and did it the longest
[19:56] bananabreadac9: ooo
[19:56] bananabreadac9: finally couldn't take it ne more huh?
[19:57] dishonor4honor: i think there was some sort of dispute
[19:57] bananabreadac9: oh
[19:57] bananabreadac9: prolyl wanted more $?
[19:57] dishonor4honor: idk
[19:57] bananabreadac9: how far now?
[19:57] dishonor4honor: he's still makign a fist at the tv, hang on
[19:58] bananabreadac9: lol
[19:58] dishonor4honor: LOL
[19:59] dishonor4honor: "POKEMON LICENSE"
[19:59] bananabreadac9: ><
[19:59] bananabreadac9: lol
[19:59] bananabreadac9: we have cars they have pokemon
[19:59] dishonor4honor: i love how he's like
[19:59] dishonor4honor: SO INTENSE
[19:59] bananabreadac9: yes!
[19:59] dishonor4honor: this shit is hilarious
[20:00] dishonor4honor: POKEMON MASTER
[20:00] dishonor4honor: THAT IS WHAT I--
[20:00] dishonor4honor: and then cockblocked by mom
[20:00] bananabreadac9: I ike how they sound simialr
[20:00] dishonor4honor: i know roflmao
[20:00] dishonor4honor: oh hey look it's professor oak
[20:00] bananabreadac9: both feminine...did not catch that whne I was younger
[20:00] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:01] bananabreadac9: and his british accent!
[20:01] dishonor4honor: lol yeah
[20:02] dishonor4honor: lol he has srs sleeptalking issues
[20:02] bananabreadac9: "choose it or lose it"
[20:02] bananabreadac9: id be excited too! freaking get to get pokemon...
[20:03] dishonor4honor: oh no. what time is it.
[20:03] dishonor4honor: LOL THE VOICE ACTING IS SO BAD
[20:03] bananabreadac9: it gets soooo much badder=better
[20:03] dishonor4honor: why the hell does gary have cheerleaders
[20:03] dishonor4honor: OGH MY GOD
[20:03] bananabreadac9: >__<
[20:03] dishonor4honor: HIS VOICE
[20:03] dishonor4honor: IS SO
[20:03] dishonor4honor: BAD
[20:03] dishonor4honor: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:04] bananabreadac9: YOU SEE???
[20:04] dishonor4honor: MISTER GARY TO YOU!
[20:04] dishonor4honor: /dying
[20:04] bananabreadac9: WTF
[20:04] bananabreadac9: like wtfffff mr gary???
[20:04] dishonor4honor: seriously oh my god
[20:04] bananabreadac9: aren't you so happy right now?
[20:04] dishonor4honor: I'VE GOT A POKEMON AND /YOU DON'T~/
[20:05] dishonor4honor: oh man seriously i am so glad i read the manga
[20:05] bananabreadac9: sigh...yeah
[20:06] dishonor4honor: and he's spinning the ball
[20:06] dishonor4honor: on his finger
[20:06] dishonor4honor: like wtf srsly
[20:06] bananabreadac9: yeah
[20:06] bananabreadac9: bad-asssss
[20:06] dishonor4honor: DUDE HE HAS AN ENTIRE CROWD OF PEOPLE
[20:06] dishonor4honor: AND CHEERLEADERS
[20:06] dishonor4honor: W.T.F.
[20:06] bananabreadac9: and don't forget the red convertible
[20:07] dishonor4honor: i haven't gotten there yet omg
[20:07] dishonor4honor: "it's good to have a grandfather in teh pokemon business, isn't it?" B)
[20:07] dishonor4honor: seriously oh my god who wrote this episode
[20:08] dishonor4honor: OH THERE HE GOES INTO THE CAR
[20:08] bananabreadac9: and it's the first ep, talk abt first impressions
[20:08] dishonor4honor: okay i have seen the first two movies
[20:08] dishonor4honor: i do not remember prof oak having a british accent
[20:09] bananabreadac9: oh rite I gotta add the movie to my netflix, gonna do that rite now
[20:09] dishonor4honor: like, i distinctly remember what he sounds like, and that is not it
[20:09] bananabreadac9: ooo
[20:09] bananabreadac9: probably changed
[20:10] dishonor4honor: dude prof oak is such a dick
[20:10] dishonor4honor: HERE YOU CAN HAVE THESE POKEMON
[20:10] dishonor4honor: OH WAIT NO YOU CAN'T I LIED
[20:10] bananabreadac9: ><
[20:10] bananabreadac9: I can't believe ash did not want charmander!
[20:10] bananabreadac9: charmander is the best
[20:11] dishonor4honor: and then he's like "WELL i could give you this one even though it is clearly belligerent and untrainable..."
[20:11] dishonor4honor: and then he does
[20:11] bananabreadac9: imloling
[20:11] dishonor4honor: and sends him off
[20:11] dishonor4honor: wtf
[20:11] dishonor4honor: where are the child services
[20:11] bananabreadac9: im saivng this convo I've decided
[20:11] dishonor4honor: and then it's like
[20:11] dishonor4honor: WHOA TRIPPY FLASHING LIGHT
[20:12] dishonor4honor: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN
[20:12] bananabreadac9: ?
[20:12] dishonor4honor: and then it's like a fricking pikachu
[20:12] dishonor4honor: just sitting there
[20:12] bananabreadac9: ooo
[20:12] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:12] bananabreadac9: pika?
[20:12] dishonor4honor: and then it's like
[20:12] dishonor4honor: "pikachu"
[20:12] dishonor4honor: and prof oak is like
[20:12] dishonor4honor: IT'S NAME IS PIKACHU :B
[20:12] bananabreadac9: yay!
[20:12] dishonor4honor: wow, dude. youa re one smart guy
[20:12] bananabreadac9: I wish I could hear you ramble on
[20:12] dishonor4honor: where did you get your mba
[20:12] dishonor4honor: :|
[20:13] bananabreadac9: ><
[20:13] dishonor4honor: lol ash:
[20:13] bananabreadac9: it's a strange world they live in
[20:13] dishonor4honor: "IT'S SO CUTE IT'S THE BEST OF ALL 8D"
[20:13] bananabreadac9: =^^=
[20:13] dishonor4honor: and then
[20:13] dishonor4honor: MASSIVE ELECTRIC SHOCK
[20:14] dishonor4honor: if physics existed in this world, ash would be dead
[20:14] dishonor4honor: from a heart attack
[20:14] dishonor4honor: or from massive electrical burns
[20:14] dishonor4honor: right now
[20:14] bananabreadac9: that one
[20:14] bananabreadac9: but it's the world of POKEMONNNNN yay
[20:14] dishonor4honor: and then oak is sitting there
[20:14] dishonor4honor: while ash is being electrocuted to death
[20:14] dishonor4honor: like YOU MIGHT SAY IT HAS AN
[20:14] dishonor4honor: ELECTRIFYING
[20:14] dishonor4honor: PERSONALITY
[20:14] bananabreadac9: ahahahahaha
[20:15] dishonor4honor: |D
[20:15] dishonor4honor: and ash is like convulsing
[20:15] dishonor4honor: ash: "i see what you mean"
[20:15] dishonor4honor: oak: "shocking isn't it."
[20:15] dishonor4honor: WOW, PROFESSOR OAK
[20:15] bananabreadac9: *drums*
[20:15] dishonor4honor: YOU ARE ONE GREAT HUMAN BEING
[20:16] bananabreadac9: see where gary gets it?
[20:16] dishonor4honor: LET'S CRACK PUNS WHILE ASH CHANGES HIS PANTS
[20:16] dishonor4honor: if that shock were real, he'd have completely lost control of his bowel functions
[20:16] dishonor4honor: and probably be seizing
[20:16] dishonor4honor: right now
[20:16] dishonor4honor: SHOCKING, ISN'T IT
[20:16] dishonor4honor: 8B
[20:16] bananabreadac9: omg you are gonna make me with all this commentay
[20:16] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:16] dishonor4honor: dude i am watching the second half of the ep
[20:17] dishonor4honor: oh but then pikachu shocks oak, too
[20:17] bananabreadac9: yes!
[20:17] dishonor4honor: THERE, SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
[20:17] dishonor4honor: YOU GIANT ASSHOLE
[20:17] bananabreadac9: just wait...
[20:17] dishonor4honor: okay, loading next vid
[20:18] bananabreadac9: kk
[20:19] dishonor4honor: aww, ash has his own tiny crowd of people
[20:19] dishonor4honor: and hsi mommy
[20:19] dishonor4honor: and some kid with a pair of thundersticks
[20:19] bananabreadac9: I like it when she packs his stuff
[20:19] bananabreadac9: omg thundersticks!
[20:19] bananabreadac9: that'sme!
[20:19] dishonor4honor: meanwhile, he's standing there all singed in his pajamas
[20:19] dishonor4honor: thoroughly humiliated
[20:20] dishonor4honor: that;s the real test, the pokemon is just a front
[20:20] dishonor4honor: you're really supposed to be publicly humiliated as your test of adulthood
[20:20] bananabreadac9: scarred
[20:20] dishonor4honor: gary skipped the humiliation because he's a dick and his grandpa's a dick
[20:20] bananabreadac9: must run in the familty
[20:20] bananabreadac9: *family
[20:20] dishonor4honor: ahahha
[20:21] dishonor4honor: anna
[20:21] dishonor4honor: i wish you were here so i could point
[20:21] dishonor4honor: ash's mom is givign him his pack and getting the empty nest syndrome, but i can't even focus because
[20:21] dishonor4honor: one of the people in the background
[20:21] dishonor4honor: this old guy
[20:21] dishonor4honor: his eyes are looking in two different directions
[20:21] dishonor4honor: like a chameleon
[20:21] dishonor4honor: i can't stop staring
[20:21] bananabreadac9: never noticedlemme check
[20:22] dishonor4honor: the guy behind the sign pole
[20:22] bananabreadac9: kk give me a min, I closed it
[20:22] dishonor4honor: and then ash's mom is all LOOK I PACKED ALL THIS and ash is like I THINK I SUFFERED ENOUGH PUBLIC HUMILIATION FOR ONE DAY
[20:23] bananabreadac9: underwear
[20:23] dishonor4honor: she takes it pretty well, though
[20:23] dishonor4honor: what a great mom
[20:23] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:23] dishonor4honor: lol ash
[20:23] dishonor4honor: why the hell
[20:23] dishonor4honor: would he want to catch all the pokemon in the world
[20:23] dishonor4honor: that's a little excessive
[20:24] dishonor4honor: lol and then he completely fails to call pikachu back into its ball
[20:24] dishonor4honor: pikachu's like
[20:24] bananabreadac9: excessive?
[20:24] dishonor4honor: BITCH BE TRIPPIN BALLS
[20:24] bananabreadac9: remind you of ne one?
[20:24] dishonor4honor: dude i just want one of every species
[20:24] dishonor4honor: he wants EVERY POKEMON IN THE WORLD
[20:24] bananabreadac9: o.o
[20:25] dishonor4honor: i'd catch and release them
[20:25] dishonor4honor: but anyway
[20:25] dishonor4honor: BITCH BE TRIPPIN BALLS
[20:25] dishonor4honor: is pikachu's motto
[20:25] dishonor4honor: and now it's like playing hacky sack
[20:25] dishonor4honor: and his mom is like
[20:26] dishonor4honor: YOU'RE PLAYING CATCH, HOW CUTE <3__<3
[20:26] bananabreadac9: friends already
[20:26] dishonor4honor: pikachu is like the definition of tsundere
[20:26] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:26] bananabreadac9: no, he's just a dick
[20:27] dishonor4honor: and then pika shocks
[20:27] dishonor4honor: everyone
[20:27] dishonor4honor: ALLA YALLS MAH BITCHES o9
[20:27] bananabreadac9: 4lol
[20:27] dishonor4honor: pikachu is so gangster
[20:27] bananabreadac9: 0.0
[20:27] bananabreadac9: never heard that b4
[20:27] dishonor4honor: and prof oak's sheltering like
[20:28] dishonor4honor: "OH YEAH USE THOSE RUBBER GLOVES"
[20:28] dishonor4honor: "HAVE FUN"
[20:28] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:28] dishonor4honor: /shoos off
[20:28] bananabreadac9: go off into the world by yourself w/ a potentially fatal pokemon
[20:28] dishonor4honor: and his mom's like having a seizure on the ground
[20:28] dishonor4honor: clearly hallucinating
[20:28] dishonor4honor: mumbling "don't forget to change your underwear"
[20:28] dishonor4honor: and oak does nothing
[20:28] dishonor4honor: he's just like
[20:29] dishonor4honor: AYUP, WHAT A GREAT DAT FOR POKEMON RESEARCH
[20:29] dishonor4honor: *DAY
[20:29] bananabreadac9: lolz
[20:29] bananabreadac9: I so wish I could see your reactions
[20:29] dishonor4honor: now ash is trying the "drag it in the dirt until it submits to my manly will" technique
[20:29] bananabreadac9: tellme more at lunch
[20:29] dishonor4honor: i want to sing
[20:30] dishonor4honor: FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT
[20:30] dishonor4honor: SHE SAID
[20:30] dishonor4honor: THIS DOESN'T HURT
[20:30] dishonor4honor: SHE SAAAAAID
[20:30] dishonor4honor: I FINALLY HAD ENOUGH
/.../
[20:31] dishonor4honor: so then ash is like
[20:31] dishonor4honor: "is this because you don't like me"
[20:31] dishonor4honor: and pika's like
[20:31] dishonor4honor: "yup"
[20:31] bananabreadac9: honest
[20:32] bananabreadac9: I like his teef
[20:32] dishonor4honor: LOL THE TEEF
[20:32] dishonor4honor: aww, i felt kinda bad for ash
[20:32] dishonor4honor: he's like
[20:32] dishonor4honor: "well, i like you a lot :c"
[20:32] bananabreadac9: unrequited lob
[20:32] dishonor4honor: def
[20:32] bananabreadac9: dun worry, major character development under way
[20:32] dishonor4honor: oh wait no, so then he's like
[20:32] dishonor4honor: /REINFORCES STATUS QUO
[20:33] dishonor4honor: IF YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER POKEMON, THEN YOU SHOULD GET IN THE BALL LIKE THEY DO
[20:33] dishonor4honor: i feel like i am watching some sort of bad romance developing
[20:33] dishonor4honor: with ash as the MAN PAIN guy
[20:33] dishonor4honor: and pikachu as the strong-willed badass lady
[20:33] dishonor4honor: to be honest with you, when i was little, i always thought pikachu was a girl
[20:34] bananabreadac9: girls does the voice
[20:34] bananabreadac9: I associated him as a boy though
[20:34] dishonor4honor: most of my friends did
[20:34] dishonor4honor: we'd have bitter arguments
[20:34] bananabreadac9: ooo
[20:34] dishonor4honor: ash: /takes off pink gloves
[20:35] bananabreadac9: ^^
[20:35] bananabreadac9: trust!!!
[20:35] dishonor4honor: yaaay random pidgey
[20:35] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:35] dishonor4honor: i hate that pokedex's voice, lolol
[20:35] dishonor4honor: aww he's so excited
[20:35] bananabreadac9: me too
[20:35] dishonor4honor: IT'S OURRRR LUCKY DAY! 8D
[20:36] bananabreadac9: he's such an idiot though
[20:36] dishonor4honor: and then pika's like I CHOOSE THIS TREE TO REPRESENT THE STRENGTH OF MY RESISTANCE
[20:36] bananabreadac9: what???
[20:36] dishonor4honor: WEEEE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED~
[20:36] bananabreadac9: omg...
[20:36] bananabreadac9: *thinks of recess*
[20:37] dishonor4honor: exactly
[20:37] dishonor4honor: omgomgomgomg
[20:37] dishonor4honor: WHO'S THAT POKEMON
[20:37] dishonor4honor: ...IT'S PIKACHU!
[20:37] bananabreadac9: ITS PIKACHU
[20:37] dishonor4honor: it really was pikachu
[20:37] bananabreadac9: I TOLD YOU
[20:37] dishonor4honor: oh holy shit
[20:37] dishonor4honor: when it said it's name, it like screamed it
[20:37] dishonor4honor: PIKACHUUUUUU
[20:38] dishonor4honor: like, it was pissed off
[20:38] dishonor4honor: whoever did the voice, her voice cracked
[20:38] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:38] dishonor4honor: okay, does ash srsly think he's going to catch that pidgey without weakening it first?
[20:38] dishonor4honor: what a moron
[20:38] bananabreadac9: I told he was one
[20:38] dishonor4honor: yaaaay stock fiitage
[20:39] dishonor4honor: *footage
[20:39] dishonor4honor: when he pulls his hat back and chucks the ball
[20:39] dishonor4honor: don't they reuse that animation over and over
[20:39] bananabreadac9: and the greenbackgorund
[20:39] dishonor4honor: yeah
[20:39] bananabreadac9: yeah
[20:39] dishonor4honor: and then the pidgey was like
[20:40] dishonor4honor: "bullshit you ain't capturing me"
[20:40] dishonor4honor: hey wait, pikachu's laughing
[20:40] dishonor4honor: in syllables that are not
[20:40] dishonor4honor: pi
[20:40] dishonor4honor: ka
[20:40] dishonor4honor: or chu
[20:40] dishonor4honor: she's like HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE
[20:40] bananabreadac9: never noticed that
[20:40] dishonor4honor: wtf
[20:41] dishonor4honor: and pika's being a jerk, so he's all
[20:41] dishonor4honor: FINE
[20:41] dishonor4honor: I'LL DO IT ~MYSELF~
[20:41] dishonor4honor: :C
[20:41] bananabreadac9: awwwwww
[20:41] dishonor4honor: what's he giong to do, punch the gd thing?
[20:41] dishonor4honor: just run up
[20:41] dishonor4honor: /PUNCH
[20:41] dishonor4honor: /BALL
[20:41] bananabreadac9: lol
[20:41] dishonor4honor: lol the tiptoeing
[20:42] bananabreadac9: just wait
[20:42] dishonor4honor: and then
[20:42] dishonor4honor: /LUNGING WITH THE SHIRT
[20:42] bananabreadac9: yesss
[20:42] dishonor4honor: lol sand attack
[20:42] dishonor4honor: ash, this is not your lucky day
[20:43] dishonor4honor: omg lol
[20:43] dishonor4honor: he JUST SAID THAT
[20:43] dishonor4honor: after i typed it
[20:43] bananabreadac9: lolz
[20:43] bananabreadac9: the pokedex has attitude
[20:43] dishonor4honor: rattata's got his undies
[20:43] dishonor4honor: omg it does
[20:43] dishonor4honor: it's so passive aggressive
[20:43] bananabreadac9: lol
EDIT: And then she came back, so there's more:
[21:03] bananabreadac9: I has a smoothir
[21:03] bananabreadac9: smoothie
[21:04] dishonor4honor: dude ash just jumped
[21:04] dishonor4honor: down a waterfall
[21:04] dishonor4honor: to escape the spearows
[21:04] dishonor4honor: what an idiot
[21:04] bananabreadac9: he was desperate
[21:04] dishonor4honor: he could have DIEEED
[21:04] bananabreadac9: then the gyrados
[21:04] dishonor4honor: dude that could have eaten his face off
[21:05] bananabreadac9: lol
[21:05] bananabreadac9: do pokemon eat people?
[21:05] dishonor4honor: well, people eat pokemon
[21:05] dishonor4honor: so it's logical
[21:05] dishonor4honor: that it would work the other way around
[21:05] bananabreadac9: creepy. your pokemon could like turn on you and eat you
[21:06] dishonor4honor: well, not if they love you
[21:06] dishonor4honor: and not if you treat them
[21:06] dishonor4honor: with love and respect
[21:06] dishonor4honor: and compassion
[21:06] bananabreadac9: ...
[21:06] bananabreadac9: is this gonna be a speech?
[21:06] dishonor4honor: no
[21:06] dishonor4honor: dude omg
[21:07] dishonor4honor: misty is as strong as an ox
[21:07] dishonor4honor: she just pulled ash and pikachu
[21:07] dishonor4honor: out of the water
[21:07] dishonor4honor: with only a fishing rod
[21:07] dishonor4honor: BADASS B)
[21:07] bananabreadac9: :)
[21:07] dishonor4honor: i love how she cares more about pikachu
[21:07] dishonor4honor: than ash
[21:08] bananabreadac9: lol "NOT U"
[21:09] dishonor4honor: dude how did he get
[21:09] dishonor4honor: every bird pokemon
[21:09] dishonor4honor: in a two mile raduis
[21:09] dishonor4honor: to chase him
[21:09] bananabreadac9: they're socialble birds
[21:09] bananabreadac9: they got buds
[21:09] dishonor4honor: and then he steals her bike like a criminal
[21:10] bananabreadac9: that's a major element for the plot
[21:10] bananabreadac9: MAJOR
[21:10] dishonor4honor: AND THEN THERE'S A CONVENIENT LIGHTNING STORM
[21:10] dishonor4honor: dude can this day get any worse ever
[21:10] bananabreadac9: the ending makes me tear up
[21:11] dishonor4honor: most dramatic thing ever
[21:11] dishonor4honor: SPEEEEAAAROOOOOOOWWWWW
[21:11] dishonor4honor: and the LIGHTNING
[21:11] dishonor4honor: AND THE THUNDAAAAAA
[21:11] dishonor4honor: oh dude he crashes the bike
[21:11] dishonor4honor: D:
[21:11] bananabreadac9: >__<
[21:11] bananabreadac9: poor pikachu
[21:11] dishonor4honor: awww pikachu
[21:12] dishonor4honor: you know, electric types have an advantage over flying types
[21:12] dishonor4honor: :/
[21:12] bananabreadac9: even if he is a douche, I feel sorry for him
[21:12] bananabreadac9: omg watch what he/she does
[21:12] dishonor4honor: and ash is like
[21:12] dishonor4honor: "but....no one dies in Pokemon ;~~~;"
[21:12] bananabreadac9: 0.0
[21:13] dishonor4honor: and ash is like
[21:13] dishonor4honor: "just trust me and go in the ball"
[21:13] dishonor4honor: it's like he truly believes he's doing the right thing
[21:13] dishonor4honor: by perpetuating the patriarchal society
[21:13] dishonor4honor: but pikachu's like
[21:13] dishonor4honor: :c
[21:14] dishonor4honor: and ash is like
[21:14] dishonor4honor: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
[21:14] bananabreadac9: KA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[21:14] dishonor4honor: and pikachu's like
[21:14] dishonor4honor: BIIIIIITCH
[21:14] dishonor4honor: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[21:15] dishonor4honor: TRIPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
[21:15] dishonor4honor: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLS
[21:15] bananabreadac9: omg you keep saying that!
[21:15] dishonor4honor: /THUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[21:16] dishonor4honor: aww and then they're on the ground
[21:16] dishonor4honor: and it's like
[21:16] dishonor4honor: WE GOTTA TRUST EACH OTHER
[21:16] dishonor4honor: AND TRUST OURSELVES
[21:16] bananabreadac9: YES
[21:16] dishonor4honor: o9
[21:16] bananabreadac9: did you see the specialpokemon?
[21:16] dishonor4honor: dude wtf
[21:16] dishonor4honor: wtf
[21:16] dishonor4honor: wtfw
[21:16] dishonor4honor: wtf
[21:16] dishonor4honor: why the hell
[21:16] dishonor4honor: is HO-OH
[21:16] dishonor4honor: IN THIS EPISODE
[21:16] bananabreadac9: :D
[21:16] dishonor4honor: THIS WAS BEFORE
[21:16] dishonor4honor: JOHTO EVEN CAME OUT
[21:16] bananabreadac9: yep ^^
[21:16] dishonor4honor: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[21:17] bananabreadac9: best twist
[21:17] dishonor4honor: /brain broken
[21:17] bananabreadac9: LOL
[21:17] bananabreadac9: I can totally see your face
[21:17] dishonor4honor: AND THE MAGICAL
[21:17] dishonor4honor: RAINBOW
[21:17] dishonor4honor: ALWAAAAAAAAAAYS
[21:17] dishonor4honor: I WANNA BEEEEEEEEEEEE
[21:17] dishonor4honor: WITH YOU
[21:17] bananabreadac9: omg I wasgonan say that
[21:17] dishonor4honor: AND MAKE BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
[21:17] dishonor4honor: WITH YOU
[21:17] bananabreadac9: HARMONYYYYYYY
[21:17] dishonor4honor: OH LOOOVE
[21:17] bananabreadac9: best ep ever huh???
[21:18] dishonor4honor: and then randomly, the narrator
[21:18] dishonor4honor: returns
[21:18] dishonor4honor: awwww pikachu licked his cheek
[21:18] dishonor4honor: ;~~~;
[21:18] bananabreadac9: I TOLD YOU
[21:18] bananabreadac9: MAKES ME TEAR UP
[21:19] dishonor4honor: aww bb that was special
