forget your woes~
Feb. 29th, 2008 10:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elementalheroBleach 162:
I'm going to summarize some Bleach as I watch it, just to distract myself.
Ichigo: NUCLEAR BITCH-SLAP!!
Ulquiorra: OMFG I MIGHT HAVE TO USE TWO HANDS WHAT THE CRAP~
Ichigo: *haggard breathing*
Fangirls: *orgasm*
Ichigo: *MOAR HAGGARD BREATHING!*
Nel: FACE GLOMP ATTACK OF NOM!!!!
Ichigo: OH GOD NEL, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A FANGIRL~!
Nel: YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF IF YOU KEEP PUSHING YOURSELF LIKE THIS~
Me: ...That's the most coherent thing I've ever heard Nel say, ever...
Nel: AND NOW I DRIBBLE SNOTS ALL OVER JOOO~
Me: ...She's back to normal, then.
Ulquiorra: Well, of course I get the best "resurrection" music. It's me!
Ichigo: THIS IS MY "HOLY SHIT OH GOD NO" FACE.
Ichigo: *GRATUITOUS LOSING OF SHIRT*
Fangirls: *MOAR ORGASM!*
Ichigo: *return of the gorgeous breathing*
Fangirls: *gratuitous death*
Ulquiorra: "4."
Ichigo: Well, shit.
Ichigo: That...that...that was my rib cage. I neeed that.
All right, I'm going to depart from lame jokes and script format here. There's no possible way he's dead.
I mean, this is Bleach. Nobody dies, much less the main character.
Eight bucks on Orihime healing him.
Loly & Menoly: It's emotional and psychological scarring time!
Orihime: .............dammit.
Szayel: MY SCREEN TIME NOW.
Renji: BUT WE'RE NOT EVEN MAIN CHARACTERS...?
Szayel: THE MAIN CHARACTER IS DEAD. THIS IS OUR SHOW NOW--BITCH.
Renji: WELL THEN, CAN I GRATUITOUSLY LOSE MY SHIRT, TOO?
Szayel: No. But your cloak thing is fine.
Renji: DAMMIT.
Szayel: AND NOW WATCH ME RUN MY HAND THROUGH MY HAIR BECAUSE I AM PRETTY~
Freaky Bubbly Things: MY SHINY SHARP OBJECT, MINE MIIIIINNNEEEE~
Renji: I want out of this fight. OUUUUT.
Ishida: Wha-? I get to save the day? I RULE! *UNBRIDLED JOY*
Ah.....wow. We actually have to wait to see what happens with Ichigo.
This is a first, I think.
But I'm serious about the breathing. It's. So. Pretty.
Ulquiorra: OMFG I MIGHT HAVE TO USE TWO HANDS WHAT THE CRAP~
Ichigo: *haggard breathing*
Fangirls: *orgasm*
Ichigo: *MOAR HAGGARD BREATHING!*
Nel: FACE GLOMP ATTACK OF NOM!!!!
Ichigo: OH GOD NEL, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A FANGIRL~!
Nel: YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF IF YOU KEEP PUSHING YOURSELF LIKE THIS~
Me: ...That's the most coherent thing I've ever heard Nel say, ever...
Nel: AND NOW I DRIBBLE SNOTS ALL OVER JOOO~
Me: ...She's back to normal, then.
Ulquiorra: Well, of course I get the best "resurrection" music. It's me!
Ichigo: THIS IS MY "HOLY SHIT OH GOD NO" FACE.
Ichigo: *GRATUITOUS LOSING OF SHIRT*
Fangirls: *MOAR ORGASM!*
Ichigo: *return of the gorgeous breathing*
Fangirls: *gratuitous death*
Ulquiorra: "4."
Ichigo: Well, shit.
Ichigo: That...that...that was my rib cage. I neeed that.
All right, I'm going to depart from lame jokes and script format here. There's no possible way he's dead.
I mean, this is Bleach. Nobody dies, much less the main character.
Eight bucks on Orihime healing him.
Loly & Menoly: It's emotional and psychological scarring time!
Orihime: .............dammit.
Szayel: MY SCREEN TIME NOW.
Renji: BUT WE'RE NOT EVEN MAIN CHARACTERS...?
Szayel: THE MAIN CHARACTER IS DEAD. THIS IS OUR SHOW NOW--BITCH.
Renji: WELL THEN, CAN I GRATUITOUSLY LOSE MY SHIRT, TOO?
Szayel: No. But your cloak thing is fine.
Renji: DAMMIT.
Szayel: AND NOW WATCH ME RUN MY HAND THROUGH MY HAIR BECAUSE I AM PRETTY~
Freaky Bubbly Things: MY SHINY SHARP OBJECT, MINE MIIIIINNNEEEE~
Renji: I want out of this fight. OUUUUT.
Ishida: Wha-? I get to save the day? I RULE! *UNBRIDLED JOY*
Ah.....wow. We actually have to wait to see what happens with Ichigo.
This is a first, I think.
But I'm serious about the breathing. It's. So. Pretty.
tl;dr ICHIGO'S BREATHING IS SEXY~
