Naruto 500!
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elementalheroI HOPE MADARA'S IN THIS CHAPTER.
Page 1:
~Minato and Kushina title splash. Lookit them they are such adorable newlyweds ;3;
Page 2:
~Oho, so Kushina was specifically brought to Fire to be made a jinchuuriki. Iiiiiinteresting.
~AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE SPIRAL THING THAT NARUTO'S ALWAYS WEARING IS ACTUALLY THE SYMBOL OF THE NOW-DEFUNCT VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE EDDIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I KNEW IT WAS SOMEHOW BULLSHIT IMPORTANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Page 3:
~oh flipping frig, of COURSE Naruto has to be vaguely distantly related to the Senju clan. He couldn't possibly be just some random kid. KISHIMOTO GDIT I THOUGHT FOR A WHILE THAT WE REALLY ALMOST HAD A RANDOM KID FOR A PROTAGONIST AND NOT SOME BULLSHIT DESCENDANT OF IMPORTANT PEOPLE. Dangit.
~The...village of longevity?
~Interesting that they specialize in seals.
~WAIT A MINUTE MAYBE THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MADARA'S WEIRD UNEXPLAINED VAGUE POSSIBLE IMMORTALITY.
~d'aaaaw friendship and goodwill ;w;
Page 4:
~dude omg Kushina's lady sensei is a pretty sexy awesome looking lady
~Hey, she was the first Hokage's wife! I like that we get to learn her name and that she was cool and awesome, given that the wives of important menfolks in most literature hardly get named unless they have IMMEDIATE PLOT IMPORTANCE. ://///
Page 5:
~Mito was the first jinchuuriki OUT OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ;~~~~~~;
Page 6:
~FILL THE VESSEL WITH LOOOOOOOOOVE ;~~~~~~; omg I am wibbling so hard THIS CHAPTER IS MADE OF WIBBLE
~baw look at Naruto getting all teary ;w;
Page 7:
~oh hey, maybe Madara is going to be in this chapter.
~THIS KIND OF ALMOST IS STARTING TO RESEMBLE MY CRACK MADARA/KUSHINA PAIRING THEORY, I AM STARTING TO GET WEIRDED OUT BY THAT.
Page 8:
~...childbirth.
~I'm not sure that makes any sense at all. BUT WHATEVER, WE'LL ROLL WITH IT.
~seriously though
Page 9:
~I guess it kind of makes sense a little bit, given the whole idea that a jinchuuriki is housing an entire huge chakra monster with hir own body, and that a growing baby also lives on the mother's body almost parasitically.
~SANDAIME'S WIIIIIIFE OMG
~LOOK AT HER PONYTAIL IT IS PRETTY COOL
~AAAAAAAAAAAAAH OMG BB SASUKE OMG OMG OMG OMG
~baaaaaaaw now I am going to really wibble ;~~~; look back when he was a baby and not all full of raeg and emu
Page 10:
~ahahaha omg they snuck in a reference very sneakily. Mikoto tells Kushina she named her baby Sasuke, and Biwako says, "Ah, just like Sandaime's father." Meaning Sandaime's father must be Sarutobi Sasuke, the most famous ninja in Japanese fiction. Clever~
~I like that Mikoto and Kushina were bffls, haters to the left.
~oho, so it's a SEKRIT BIRTH
~....that she just told a member of the potentially traitorous Uchiha family about.
~WTG, KUSHINA.
Page 11:
~baw Minato's all like :c :c :c it looks like it hurts :c
~and Biwako's like SHUT UP AND DO YOUR JOB, YOU MEN ARE SO SENSITIVE, THIS IS WHY WOMEN HAVE THE BABIES. ahaha new favorite old lady
Page 12:
~SOMEONE JUST KILLED AN ANBU D8
Page 13:
~Ignore the page numbers above, somehow I lost count somewhere and I don't feel like going through and fixing it.
~AAAAAAH MADARA BEING A CREEP AND WALKING THROUGH WALLS AND SHIT
~Hey, I was right, he was in the chapter \o/
Page 14:
~I love how Minato's like SAYING ENCOURAGING THINGS, and that is the extent of his help (you know, besides maintaining the seal). He's like HANG IN THERE KUSHINA, COME ON OUT BB NARUTO, KYUUBI YOU SIT DOWN AND STFU. I'M HELPIIIING. XD
Page wtfever:
~bb narutooooooooooooo
~Hey, I recognize the rocky background now. It appears behind bb Naruto in the very first chapter. CONTINUITY.
Page lol:
~MADARA YOU DICKWAD
~and even then, he is completely hilarious. BACK OFF OR YOUR SON DIES AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF ONE MINUTE. oh god, my love for this man is completely off teh charts, he is such a gd fantastic villain. I think I may be in tears of happiness at his sheer awesomeness.
HATERS GONNA HATE, THIS WAS A FANTASTIC CHAPTER. 8D
Page 1:
~Minato and Kushina title splash. Lookit them they are such adorable newlyweds ;3;
Page 2:
~Oho, so Kushina was specifically brought to Fire to be made a jinchuuriki. Iiiiiinteresting.
~AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE SPIRAL THING THAT NARUTO'S ALWAYS WEARING IS ACTUALLY THE SYMBOL OF THE NOW-DEFUNCT VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE EDDIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I KNEW IT WAS SOMEHOW BULLSHIT IMPORTANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Page 3:
~oh flipping frig, of COURSE Naruto has to be vaguely distantly related to the Senju clan. He couldn't possibly be just some random kid. KISHIMOTO GDIT I THOUGHT FOR A WHILE THAT WE REALLY ALMOST HAD A RANDOM KID FOR A PROTAGONIST AND NOT SOME BULLSHIT DESCENDANT OF IMPORTANT PEOPLE. Dangit.
~The...village of longevity?
~Interesting that they specialize in seals.
~WAIT A MINUTE MAYBE THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MADARA'S WEIRD UNEXPLAINED VAGUE POSSIBLE IMMORTALITY.
~d'aaaaw friendship and goodwill ;w;
Page 4:
~dude omg Kushina's lady sensei is a pretty sexy awesome looking lady
~Hey, she was the first Hokage's wife! I like that we get to learn her name and that she was cool and awesome, given that the wives of important menfolks in most literature hardly get named unless they have IMMEDIATE PLOT IMPORTANCE. ://///
Page 5:
~Mito was the first jinchuuriki OUT OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ;~~~~~~;
Page 6:
~FILL THE VESSEL WITH LOOOOOOOOOVE ;~~~~~~; omg I am wibbling so hard THIS CHAPTER IS MADE OF WIBBLE
~baw look at Naruto getting all teary ;w;
Page 7:
~oh hey, maybe Madara is going to be in this chapter.
~THIS KIND OF ALMOST IS STARTING TO RESEMBLE MY CRACK MADARA/KUSHINA PAIRING THEORY, I AM STARTING TO GET WEIRDED OUT BY THAT.
Page 8:
~...childbirth.
~I'm not sure that makes any sense at all. BUT WHATEVER, WE'LL ROLL WITH IT.
~seriously though
Page 9:
~I guess it kind of makes sense a little bit, given the whole idea that a jinchuuriki is housing an entire huge chakra monster with hir own body, and that a growing baby also lives on the mother's body almost parasitically.
~SANDAIME'S WIIIIIIFE OMG
~LOOK AT HER PONYTAIL IT IS PRETTY COOL
~AAAAAAAAAAAAAH OMG BB SASUKE OMG OMG OMG OMG
~baaaaaaaw now I am going to really wibble ;~~~; look back when he was a baby and not all full of raeg and emu
Page 10:
~ahahaha omg they snuck in a reference very sneakily. Mikoto tells Kushina she named her baby Sasuke, and Biwako says, "Ah, just like Sandaime's father." Meaning Sandaime's father must be Sarutobi Sasuke, the most famous ninja in Japanese fiction. Clever~
~I like that Mikoto and Kushina were bffls, haters to the left.
~oho, so it's a SEKRIT BIRTH
~....that she just told a member of the potentially traitorous Uchiha family about.
~WTG, KUSHINA.
Page 11:
~baw Minato's all like :c :c :c it looks like it hurts :c
~and Biwako's like SHUT UP AND DO YOUR JOB, YOU MEN ARE SO SENSITIVE, THIS IS WHY WOMEN HAVE THE BABIES. ahaha new favorite old lady
Page 12:
~SOMEONE JUST KILLED AN ANBU D8
Page 13:
~Ignore the page numbers above, somehow I lost count somewhere and I don't feel like going through and fixing it.
~AAAAAAH MADARA BEING A CREEP AND WALKING THROUGH WALLS AND SHIT
~Hey, I was right, he was in the chapter \o/
Page 14:
~I love how Minato's like SAYING ENCOURAGING THINGS, and that is the extent of his help (you know, besides maintaining the seal). He's like HANG IN THERE KUSHINA, COME ON OUT BB NARUTO, KYUUBI YOU SIT DOWN AND STFU. I'M HELPIIIING. XD
Page wtfever:
~bb narutooooooooooooo
~Hey, I recognize the rocky background now. It appears behind bb Naruto in the very first chapter. CONTINUITY.
Page lol:
~MADARA YOU DICKWAD
~and even then, he is completely hilarious. BACK OFF OR YOUR SON DIES AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF ONE MINUTE. oh god, my love for this man is completely off teh charts, he is such a gd fantastic villain. I think I may be in tears of happiness at his sheer awesomeness.
HATERS GONNA HATE, THIS WAS A FANTASTIC CHAPTER. 8D
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Date: 2010-07-01 07:25 am (UTC)i honestly don't ever regret catching up and rereadng naruto even when i was pulling out my hair and resigning to the fact it is pretty much kishimoto's shounen wet dream. BUT ANYWAY. omg yes all the things you said
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Date: 2010-07-02 05:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-01 07:29 am (UTC)+ BABY SASUKE
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Date: 2010-07-02 05:05 am (UTC)Lol, omg, Minato is the cutest, derpiest thing I have ever seen. He is so cute. I just want to give him a hug and take him home with me.
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Date: 2010-07-01 02:21 pm (UTC)Baby Sauce was pretty freaking adorable, I LOVE THAT KUSHINA AND MIKOTO WERE FRIENDS, and Minato being such a derp during the birth was cute. And Madara is epic, as always.
Also, I always love your commentaries. fyi!
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Date: 2010-07-02 05:09 am (UTC)I LOVE THAT TOO OMG. Kushina and Mikoto were bffls ;w;
Aww, thanks ♥