JACOB BLACK WINZ TEH INTERWEBZ

So, I'm not sure whether I hate myself or think I'm a genius.

 See, about a month ago, I did what I had sworn I wouldn't do.  I picked up a copy of Twilight and read it.  I had sworn not to do so just because everyone else on the entire internet seemed to have read it, but eventually I got curious as to what was so great about it.  Plus I wanted to make fun of it and tick people off.

Unfortunately, I ended up liking it.  I don't really know why, but I did.

So now I've read New Moon, and...

I am a Jacob Black fangirl.

...

Before the Edward Cullen fangirls hack me to pieces and then burn the pieces, let me hasten to add that Edward is awesome, okay?  He's awesome.  He is made of pure 100-carat win.  It's just that, in my humble and unworthy opinion, Jacob Black is not only made of win, he is also made of game, set, and match, and you can have that phrase to use, go ahead, it's free, it's yours.  

So, I've decided that there is going to be a new web war.  You know pirates and ninjas?  This one's even better.

VAMPIRES VS. WEREWOLVES.

Now we all pick sides and make web videos and blogs and stuff.  Ask a Werewolf versus Talk like a Vampire Day?  Yes.  The possibilities are endless.  Plus, you can go ahead and mix ninjas and pirates into the mix.  Pirate Vampires versus Ninja Werewolves?  It's all up to you guys.

Bleach Episode 68-69

You're all probably going, "OH GOD, NOT MORE OF HER B****ING ABOUT THE BOUNT ARC PLEASE."  And I wouldn't blame you.

All I'm asking right now is, This was an hour-long episode and the art is worse than it was in the regular episodes?  WTF?

More updates as I continue.

EDIT: GOD, IF LILIN GIGGLES ONE MORE TIME, I WILL KILL HER MYSELF.

EDIT II:  So, Orihime could have slashed open that stupid hourglass at any point with Tsubaki, and she elects to just stand there with a dumb look on her face the whole time?

EDIT III: Okay, I give up, what the crap is with the tea?  Is it an amnesiac?

EDIT IV: And...Urahara was behind it the whole time.

I think I speak for all rationally-thinking beings when I say, What the crap?

This entire scenario is exactly like the beginning of the arc after the Dark Tournament of Yu Yu Hakusho.

FINAL EDIT:  Ignore everything I said.   Rukia's finally back, and that makes everything better.  Plus, Lilin has a character now, Kisuke is being his usual omnipotent self, and Nova is my love.  I hereby proclaim the Bount Arc to have moved up to "tolerable."

This picture is win:


And when will Ukitake quit giving Hitsugaya candy?  XD