On the Second Day of Christmas...

...feilyn  inspired for me:

Two sexy redheads
And a crazy Ouran/Fight Club medley.

Wackiest crosspairing ever.  Also, shut up, it's still the 26th even though it's 1 am on the 27th.  Shut.  Up.

EDIT:  Here's the fanfiction.net link, if you like.