Dear people who write Sasuke/Sakura fanfiction...

This is how to do it right.

(And I am not just saying that because I know the author (jaderhade ) and she dedicated it to me.  I fracking mean it.)

It's crack for your brain! Wait, crack is for your brain.

Name a character from any of my fandoms, and I'll tell you every pairing I've ever written them in, read them in, or even just thought about.

Ganked from bellzooks.

I love crack pairings a lot, so don't be surprised with some of the things I come up with.  (Someone ask me about Madara, please.  Or don't, if you prefer your sanity intact.) done and done