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elementalheroName a character from any of my fandoms, and I'll tell you every pairing I've ever written them in, read them in, or even just thought about.
Ganked from bellzooks.
I love crack pairings a lot, so don't be surprised with some of the things I come up with. (
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Date: 2009-01-25 03:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-25 04:10 am (UTC)WAT AN IMAGINATION U HAVE THERE
lol, I asked for it anyway, ignore me.
Ever Written: never have actually wrote Madara in a fic where he was a central character or paired off. I suppose there was weird mindrapey subtext in Insomniac, but that was more the nature of his character than anything. Madara is the Mind Rapist of Naruto, and he needs to be, like, listed as a mental sexual predator on some database. MEGAN'S LAW, PEOPLE.
Ever Read: ........*strains mind* I don't think I've read a Madara-centric fic outside of Akatsuki crack. I don't think I've seen a Madara-centric fic outside of Akatsuki crack
that wasn't awful slash porn. WHY IS THIS, HE IS SUCH AN AMAZING ANTAGONIST LAKJSLJAKL~ No love for Madara? D:Ever Thought About: Here's where it gets crazy.
Madara/Anko/Sakura: WAIT FOR THE STORY BEFORE YOU RUN OFF SCREAMING. If you'll recall, this came up as a result in one of those "list the characters as numbers and pair together this list of numbers at random" memes. At first I was like, "haha lol this is a throwout result," but then I started thinking about it in conjunction with who I ship Anko and Sakura with. Itachi/Anko is a crazy hotbed of dysfunctionality as it is, and my preferred flavor of Sasuke/Sakura is angry unhealthy angsty melancholy. And then I was like, "What if Akatsuki won? And most of the village (including Naruto) died, and Madara was busy grooming Sasuke to become his successor and Sakura was a POW and kind of being given this choice between marrying Sasuke (who won't even look other people in the eyes anymore) or...something bad, and Anko was busy being some sort of on-the-run fugitive and wanted to avenge Itachi by killing Sasuke, unaware of the role Madara played in his death, and she was already sort of tortured by Madara for kicks at some point before she escaped from Akatsuki prison camp, and she tries to bust Sakura out and some crazy shit happens I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS ANYMORE, BUT IT'S CRACK AND I LIKE IT.
Madara/Kushina: AHAHAHAHAHAHA MIND-TRIP AND A HALF. "Hi, Naruto, guess what? I'm your mom, and you're not really an orphan!" "Hi Sasuke, I'm your great-great-great-grandpa, and Kushina-chan and I are getting married!"
Sasuke and Naruto: D8 DO NOT WANT *need mind soap forever*
(Would that make Naruto Sasuke's......step-great-great-great-uncle? WORTH EXPLORING.)
Madara/Kurenai: He'd just genjutsu himself into Asuma and completely shit around with her brain. Actually, this basically applies to any possible pairing with Madara in it.
Madara/Tsunade: Thought about it and laughed. He'd never do it; he's be all, "EWW YOU HAVE SENJU COOTIES~~ DDDDDD:" I can't wait for them to be in the same room for the Kage meeting.
UNLESS SHE DIES FIRST GOD I HOPE NOT DDDDDDDDD:no subject
Date: 2009-01-25 04:24 am (UTC)Ever Read: ........*strains mind* I don't think I've read a Madara-centric fic outside of Akatsuki crack. I don't think I've seen a Madara-centric fic outside of Akatsuki crack that wasn't awful slash porn. WHY IS THIS, HE IS SUCH AN AMAZING ANTAGONIST LAKJSLJAKL~ No love for Madara? D:
You know, I haven't looked for any Madara!fic ever, but if you've been doing that and haven't had any luck.. .I must say, wtf? Because I'd have thought that some of the epic skilled Naruto writers would have tackled him, just because he's interesting and all that. >.>
MADARA/ANKO/SAKURA?!....HOLY CRAP THAT... THAT SHOULD FRIGHTEN ME. BUT WHAT YOU WROTE SOUNDED INTERESTING. I AM INTRIGUED, IF SLIGHTLY AFEARED.
Madara/Kushina ... You just like to think of the HORRIFYING PSYCHOLOGICAL RAMIFICATIONS, DON'T YOU? XDDDDD
Sasuke and Naruto: LALALALALA NO NO NO LALALALALA!
Madara/Kurenai: ..... Is it wrong that I really want to read that? Because I do.
Madara/Tsunade: BRB LULZING TOO HARD. That would be so messed up O_o
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Date: 2009-01-25 04:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-25 04:24 am (UTC)LINALI LI AND EDWARD ELRIC
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Date: 2009-01-25 04:50 am (UTC)That would be a weird pairing. XD Like, Lenalee would be all, 'Imma go kick ass now,' and Edward would be all, 'HOW DO HER BOOTS WORK????' And then he could, like, (re?)discover a faith in a higher power. That could actually be really cute if not done with too heavy a hand. *muses*
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Date: 2009-01-25 02:42 pm (UTC)LOL, I love that you call it weird. XD It could be! And, idk, I think it could be especially cute in AU. THEY'RE STUBBORN ENOUGH FOR EACH OTHER.
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Date: 2009-01-25 09:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-25 02:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-25 04:43 am (UTC)Ever written:
Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura: This was really more of a Naruto/Sakura, with Sasuke's invisible presence making it impossible for them to ever get together because of all that baggage. (My first Naruto fanfiction, and I'm actually rather proud of it: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4336783/1/A_Story_Told_by_Silence) I am a big fan of the trio all paired together and living in one big house at the end of the series, because I can't bear to see them split up like this ever again. D: *giant woobie for Team 7*
Sasuke/Karin: This pairing is sex. All the time. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4549659/1/cognitive_dissonance) I wrote it as an attempt to get into Karin's head and to have fun playing with Darth Sasuke (this was right after 416 came out, still my favorite Naruto chapter in the universe ever). :D Other than that, my feelings towards this pairing are generally lukewarm, as Sasuke never, ever responds to Karin's advances in canon, and the only way I see them getting together is if Sasuke thought he could get something out of it.
Ever Read:
Sasuke/Sakura: When done right, it is sad and angry and depressing and full of baggage and beautiful because it is ugly. When done wrong, it's just ugly. I tend to be very very picky about how I like this done.
Sasuke/Itachi: I got pissed off really badly because I thought it was just a character study. EFF YOU, CRAZY INCEST FANGIRLS. DDDDDDDDDD:<<<<<<<<<
Sasuke/Naruto: It was one time! D: *is completely lying* ....I have nothing to say here, go look somewhere else. *deep unrelenting shame*Ever Thought About: Oh, boy. Strap down; this'll be a long ride.
Sasuke/Anko/Itachi: I was musing about this as a possible Itachi/Anko for after Itachi is dead and Sasuke comes back. I don't know, but it would be interesting to do a quick drabble of Anko, like, dying, and Sasuke trying to interrogate her or something, and she's feverish and delirious and thinks he's Itachi and tries to kiss him before dying in his arms, and he'd just be like "WTF D:" This is more Itachi/Anko than anything to do with Sasuke, so maybe I should move it out of this comment (nah).
Sasuke/Winry: RP CRACK FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR~
Sasuke/Juugo: Not as a pairing, no. But I really want to explore the dynamics of their relationship. It's really interesting, and Kishimoto had the perfect opportunity to explore it and never seemed to bother. D:
Sasuke/Hinata: What do people see in this? They never interact. Ever. (Maybe they just want to see the Wonder Baby get born with one Sharingan and one Byakugan--straight from the creator's mouth.)
...That's it? Oh come on, brain, I have to have thought about his pairings more than that...
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Date: 2009-01-25 05:00 am (UTC)As for Sasuke/Karin, well she did threaten to "ravish" him that one time so... maybe it could come about that way? D8 XD
SASUNARU HAPPENS TO EVERYONE, BB. LEARN TO LOVE IT. :D
I think SasuHina is just what happens when NaruSaku shippers pair the spares. Laaaame.
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Date: 2009-01-25 09:29 am (UTC)"
Sasuke/Naruto: It was one time! D: *is completely lying* ....I have nothing to say here, go look somewhere else. *deep unrelenting shame*"Basically, I just wanted to say this one thing.
*takes a deep breath*
LIES, AND I HAVE THE REVIEWS TO PROVE IT!
:P
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Date: 2009-01-26 01:30 am (UTC)Y U DO DAT?
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Date: 2009-01-26 01:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-25 04:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-25 04:48 am (UTC)Ever written: ...D:
Ever read: ...D:
Ever thought about:
Elaeus/Tifa: I was going to write this and never ended up doing it. I'm sad now; it was going to involve a lot of punching and arm-wrestling and fighting because Tifa fights to let out her anger and Elaeus is a big strong tough guy who doesn't like violence and they would just be ♥ until he loses his heart and stops caring. D:
...Wow, that's the only one? T_T
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Date: 2009-01-25 04:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-25 09:33 am (UTC)Sora. And...Ichigo. As in, pairings for each of them, not them together. Because that would be weird. O.o
Sora
Date: 2009-01-26 01:34 am (UTC)Sora/Kairi: ...Eh. My feelings towards this pairing are lukewarm. Even before I stumbled into my happy little world where it's all Kairiku all the time, I always had a hard time really loving this pairing. It's just...like lukewarm sugar water.
Ever read:
Sora/Namine: I think this only works best when it's one-sided on Namine's part. And since I ship her with the Replica like burning.... :|
Ever thought about:
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Wow. I really am just not into Sora in a pairings sense, aren't I?
Ichigo
Date: 2009-01-26 01:48 am (UTC)Ichigo/Rukia: ...sort of. Never really outright stated. I don't really ship them together, because I think that their bond is more complicated than that. They're, like, more than family, but less than lovers. I almost see them as two halves of the same person. (I mean think about it, he became a Soul Reaper when she stabbed him in the heart and gave him her powers.)
Ever read:
Ichigo/Orihime: ...At this point in the series, I'm starting to think that they should be together only because no other characters deserve to deal with so much STUPID. >:|
Ever thought about:
Ichigo/Tatsuki: Tatsuki should have gone to SS. Period. That's just the sort of character she is, and she would have brought so much more to the team than Orihime. And the way their relationship was portrayed early on in the series practically screamed THESE TWO ARE GOING TO GET TOGETHER. The way her face looked when she told Orihime about his mother. That little mini-chapter that Kubo never published until it was released in the SOULs book, describing Tatsuki's feelings about them drifting apart (I practically chewed concrete when I found out that he'd been holding that out on us.). The scene, even after SS, when she's punching him, screaming that she's his friend too, and that he's such an asshole for shutting ehr out, and all sorts of things that are true, and he just looks at her and takes it?????
The fact that this series had so much more potential to be more than it is now just burns me up, and ignoring Tatsuki's amazing character is, unfortunately, a result of the series' slide towards brainlessness and mediocrity.
[/angry, foaming soapbox]
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Date: 2009-01-26 02:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-26 02:03 am (UTC)Sakura/Sai: CRACK OTP~~~ It's so obvious, it kills. But they're not going to get together. The rules of shounen forbid it.
Sakura/Naruto: Mentioned above in the Sasuke section, with melancholy and the vague invisible presence of Sasuke. This is the way I like my Sakura/Naruto: unfluffy. I seem to have developed a real aversion to fluffy relationships, huh...
Ever read;
Sakura/the Akatsuki: It was crack, and parodying fics of this in a more serious vein, so it was good. But if I read one that took itself seriously, I think I'd kill myself.
Sakura/Sasuke: Yours was the best. No. Seriously. But other people can write it, too (:P) and some do it quite well. I've read a lot of these, and the ones that I have brought myself to read have usually been very well done. I recommend snappleducated on FF.net for some good ones (she's stopped writing Naruto now, though. D:)
Sakura/Itachi: PEOPLE WHO DO THIS SHOULD BE ARRESTED. This is just an excuse to write bad Sasuke/Sakura with a prettier male character.
Sakura/Sasori: I read one of these that was kind of artsy (no pun intended, honestly). The fic itself was okay, but I think that was more due to the skill of the writing than the pairing itself, which I don't really have an opinion on.
Sakura/Zetsu: This person wrote Zetsu really OOC. It wasn't very good--started off as Akatsuki crack and got worse when it started to take itself seriously.
Ever thought about:
...Most of what I think about with Sakura has already been mentioned.
Sakura/Kakashi: No interest, and a little squick when I think about this. A few people on my f-list ship it, though. I just shrug and go back to shipping Itachi/Anko. *living in a glass house*
Sakura/Shino: THIS WOULD BE INTERESTING.