It's crack for your brain! Wait, crack is for your brain.

[elementalhero]

Name a character from any of my fandoms, and I'll tell you every pairing I've ever written them in, read them in, or even just thought about.

Ganked from bellzooks.

I love crack pairings a lot, so don't be surprised with some of the things I come up with.  (Someone ask me about Madara, please.  Or don't, if you prefer your sanity intact.) done and done

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[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, this will take forever~

Ever written:

Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura: This was really more of a Naruto/Sakura, with Sasuke's invisible presence making it impossible for them to ever get together because of all that baggage. (My first Naruto fanfiction, and I'm actually rather proud of it: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4336783/1/A_Story_Told_by_Silence) I am a big fan of the trio all paired together and living in one big house at the end of the series, because I can't bear to see them split up like this ever again. D: *giant woobie for Team 7*

Sasuke/Karin: This pairing is sex. All the time. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4549659/1/cognitive_dissonance) I wrote it as an attempt to get into Karin's head and to have fun playing with Darth Sasuke (this was right after 416 came out, still my favorite Naruto chapter in the universe ever). :D Other than that, my feelings towards this pairing are generally lukewarm, as Sasuke never, ever responds to Karin's advances in canon, and the only way I see them getting together is if Sasuke thought he could get something out of it.

Ever Read:

Sasuke/Sakura: When done right, it is sad and angry and depressing and full of baggage and beautiful because it is ugly. When done wrong, it's just ugly. I tend to be very very picky about how I like this done.

Sasuke/Itachi: I got pissed off really badly because I thought it was just a character study. EFF YOU, CRAZY INCEST FANGIRLS. DDDDDDDDDD:<<<<<<<<<

Sasuke/Naruto: It was one time! D: *is completely lying* ....I have nothing to say here, go look somewhere else. *deep unrelenting shame*

Ever Thought About: Oh, boy. Strap down; this'll be a long ride.

Sasuke/Anko/Itachi: I was musing about this as a possible Itachi/Anko for after Itachi is dead and Sasuke comes back. I don't know, but it would be interesting to do a quick drabble of Anko, like, dying, and Sasuke trying to interrogate her or something, and she's feverish and delirious and thinks he's Itachi and tries to kiss him before dying in his arms, and he'd just be like "WTF D:" This is more Itachi/Anko than anything to do with Sasuke, so maybe I should move it out of this comment (nah).

Sasuke/Winry: RP CRACK FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR~

Sasuke/Juugo: Not as a pairing, no. But I really want to explore the dynamics of their relationship. It's really interesting, and Kishimoto had the perfect opportunity to explore it and never seemed to bother. D:

Sasuke/Hinata: What do people see in this? They never interact. Ever. (Maybe they just want to see the Wonder Baby get born with one Sharingan and one Byakugan--straight from the creator's mouth.)

...That's it? Oh come on, brain, I have to have thought about his pairings more than that...

[the-sun-is-up.livejournal.com]

OT3!!!!! T______T Man, none of them is allowed to die before the end of the series. I would die of sad.

As for Sasuke/Karin, well she did threaten to "ravish" him that one time so... maybe it could come about that way? D8 XD

SASUNARU HAPPENS TO EVERYONE, BB. LEARN TO LOVE IT. :D

I think SasuHina is just what happens when NaruSaku shippers pair the spares. Laaaame.

[feilyn.livejournal.com]

It's late and I have no life, forgive me for spamming this entry?

"Sasuke/Naruto: It was one time! D: *is completely lying* ....I have nothing to say here, go look somewhere else. *deep unrelenting shame*"

Basically, I just wanted to say this one thing.

*takes a deep breath*

LIES, AND I HAVE THE REVIEWS TO PROVE IT!

:P

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

D:

Y U DO DAT?

[feilyn.livejournal.com]

Because I'm a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad person?