Tagged!

1. One book that changed your life:
Fight Club, by Chuck Palahniuk.

2. One book that you’ve read more than once:
Uh, wow.  A lot.  Uhh...An Abundance of Katherines, by John Green

3. One book you’d want on a desert island:
Could never decide, ever.  Probably the Bible.

4. One book that made you laugh:
Big Trouble, by Dave Barry.  DAVE, I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE I WAS ARGUABLY TOO YOUNG TO BE ALLOWED, PLEASE COME BACKKKK~  DDD:

5. One book that made you cry:
There's a Boy in the Girl's Bathroom, by Louis Sachar.  I was sixteen when I read it for the first time, and I about bawled at a book that clearly isn't trying to be played as a tear-jerker.  Just...the psychological profile of this nasty, nasty kid and why he doesn't deserve pity and why he does at the same time and klkjalfsjaklfhdsjklfdhasjl IN A KID'S BOOK, COME ON.  THIS MAN.  I WILL MARRY HIM.

6. One book that you wish had been written:
A sequel to Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, which was in turn a sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, to turn it into a Charlie trilogy. ( ;A; Roald Daaaahhhhllllll~)

7. One book that you wish had never been written:
The Red Badge of Courage, by Stephen Crane.  This man is an amazing author except for this single piece of crap, and it's the one he's known for. FACEDESK.

8. One book you’re currently reading:
The Truth, by Terry Pratchett.

9. One book you’ve been meaning to read:
The Double Bind, by Chris Bohjalian.  I keep picking it up, meaning to read it, and suddenly having too many things to do and then having to return it to the library.

10. Now tag five people:

Feh, do it if you want to.  *is lazy*