BLACK AND BLUE, YOU ARE LIKE A BRUISE ON THE TOMATO OF MY HEART

[elementalhero]

oh my god this game

this game

this game


So I beat The World Ends With You today.


I knew the whole game script and everything, and even ruining it all for myself two years ago, I still BAAAAWED FOREVER at the ending, omg ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~; Neku, you gave so much, and learned so much, and sacrificed so much, and ;~~~; and and and omg this game I will bawl forever

BEAT OH MY GOD BEAT

OH MY GOD

BEAT

of course, you knew this was coming, because of my big brother complex, BUT STILL OH MY GOD BEAT YOU ARE ADORABLE. I loved his in-game phrases, he is such a fail!gangsta and it is the most adorable thing. I loved giving him Tonkatsu Ramen and cracking up when his sound bite played, "IT'S A PARTY IN MY MOUTH!" omg Beat never change, NEVER CHANGE.

Minamimoto's hat is the best thing and I will never let Neku take it off his head. Not even if it clashes with the whole outfit. Even the red polka-dot dress with the matching pumps and the plumeria studs that regenerate HP. NEVER. Man, I love the absurd outfit configurations I come up with sometimes. First thing I did with Beat was force-feed him Bravery-increasing stuff, so I could squeeze his feet into the adorable suede mules. So gangster.

I thought my heart would never recover from its EXPLODING EMOTIONS OF SHOCK AND BETRAYAL AND HOPE CONQUERING DESPAIR AND JOY AND FAITH AND LOVE

AND THEN I LOADED UP ANOTHER DAY


HOLY MOTHER

OF GOD



THIS HAPPENED:

Neku: "Oh, no... I feel my inner emo stirring... Must... fight... emo... urges..."

oh my god I will never be the same

HIS INNER EMO IS STIRRING

THEY ACTUALLY SAID "EMO" IN-GAME I CANNOT EVEN

MY LIFE

OH MY GOD

and then he declares TIN PIN SLAMMER IS HIS PURPOSE IN LIFE and i was like OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME I AM DYING I AM DYING I CANNOT BREATHE

but everything pales

in comparison

to this moment:


Shooter: "Meet us at the ramen shop in Dogenzaka!"

Neku: "We're getting ramen?"

Shooter: "That's our secret base!"

Neku: "You have a secret ramen base?"

Shooter: "Go tell Doc there what happened!"

Neku: "There's a ramen doctor at your secret ramen base?"


THERE'S A RAMEN DOCTOR

AT THEIR SECRET

RAMEN

BASE


AIR WHAT IS IT I NEED IT I CANNOT BREATHE


and then the ramen doctor turns out to be Minamimoto and Joshua wants to be the Pink Ranger and I cannot even. I cannot. I can't. I. I have been changed forever.



a-also uh

I was weirdly turned on by possessed!Prince when you run into him after everyone starts Instrumentalizing

it was kind of weird and terrifying

if any fanfiction results, you will never know, because it will never see the light of the internet. D'|

MOVING ON


This game changed my life and that is why I am leaving the internet forever by the way.

just kidding, you know I could never leave you. ;3;

Comments

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

oh... my lord... Kairi and... oh my god I need an IV of fanfiction of this going into my bloodstream right now

JOSH IS SO GAY THAT HE ASCENDED TO A HIGHER LEVEL OF GAY EXISTENCE. THIS IS HOW HE BECAME THE COMPOSER.

/hugs ;m;

[ninja-butterfly.livejournal.com]

my brain is basically like WHAT IS TTHIS, AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON, MALE OR FEMALE? /ships with Kairi. LIKE KAIRI/MINAMIMOTO. or if i don't want to be completely retarded, SHIKI/MINAMIMOTO. oh yeah. ALSO, DUDE GO WRITE FIC FOR IT IT WOULD BE HYSTERICALLY GLORIOUS.

"THE HIGHER LEVEL OF GAY EXISTENCE" I SOMEHOW READ THAT AS "HIGHER POWER" AND THEN WENT "WAIT RELIGION AND GAY ARE NO SYNONYMOUS WITH JOSHUA SUDDENLY EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE."

/hugs and wibbles. ;w;

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

ALL HAIL THE INTER-FANDOM BICYCLES

JOSHUA MAKES EVERYTHING MAKE SENSE. ALL HE HAS TO DO IS CRADLE YOU SOFTLY AND TENDERLY WHISPER IT INTO YOUR EAR, AND SUDDENLY, EVERYTHING HE SAYS MAKES PERFECT SENSE. EVERYTHING. PERFECT. SENSE. - oh wait, I seem to have departed on a strange fantastical tangent, carry on :|

[ninja-butterfly.livejournal.com]

I WROTE A ZUKO/KAIRI THREE PART EPIC FIC OKAY THERE IS NOTHING I WON'T SHIP. NOTHING IS SACRED. NOTHING.

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE GENTLE BEGINNING TO A VERY, VERY, VERY EXPLICIT PORNO. CARRY ON. also why is it so easy to imagine joshua as a porn star, WHY!? :

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

I SALUTE YOU o7

because Joshua can bend reality over :3c

[ninja-butterfly.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU, BUT WHAT KIND OF FACE IS o7 i can't even't.

for some reason i always thought he'd bottom WWHAT

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

"o7" is someone saluting - the o is their head and the 7 is their arm. THE MORE YOU KNOW

I can see him bottoming but the thing with Josh is he only ever does anything if he wants to, so he'd probably more fall in line with "topping from the bottom," if anything. IMO, YMMV, ETC. don't look at me, I'm the crazy who wants Eiji Ouji and his fabulous crotch-grabbing sprite, mmmmhmmmmmm he can F me to high heaven annny day~ /IN WHICH MY LJ IS RATED R NOW I GUESS T__T

[ninja-butterfly.livejournal.com]

OH I SEE IT NOW. THE MORE I KNOW~*~*~*~*~

TRUE. he'd be like talking dirty and shit FROM BELOW and the other person would be like HEY WAIT I'M ON THE ONE ON TOP and joshua would be like OPLZ YOU'RE ONLY THERE BECAUSE I LET YOU FOOL and they'd be like WHAT and he'd be all BTWS BENDING YOU OVER L8ER and yeah, your journal is pretty much one giant R-Rated warning/porn/movie/etc now.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

lmao yeah maybe I should change it over to perma-adult content warning now in case of noobs, but idk that sounds a lot like caring e______e


oh shit you are making me want to open up Word right now and start writing this shit and I have a final in eight hours no stop iiiiiiiit

[ninja-butterfly.livejournal.com]

HAHA NO ONE CARES ABOUT NOOBS. i mean. /gets trolled on forever.

omgomgomgomg do itttt. bonus points if kairi or shiki is the one topping. BONUS-BONUS POINTS IF THEY DON'T TAKE HIS BULLSHIT AND SERIOUSLY TOP HIM. also, what final!? i pity da foo'

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

lol sob sometimes I think about how i used to be when I was younger on the internet and I realize I have become one of those horrible people with a blog who do nothing but think about SEX ALL THE TIME that I used to be so terrified of. and then I lol and write more porn :|b


okay I am really tempted to write invisible!noncorporeal!Josh creeping on Neku and Shiki while they're getting it aaawwwn and this is a terrible idea and I am laughing about it. STOP ME.

[ninja-butterfly.livejournal.com]

i don't think i was ever like that on the internet but i was a severely repressed adolescent. also, i think i was born one of the people you used to be so terrified of so now I'M going to lol and go try and finish this roxas/kairi porn NGHHH OTP FANDOM WHY CAN'T I LET YOU GO.

why would i stop you. THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL, I CAN'T EVEN. /brb rofl'ing forever and evahhh

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

lol if anyone was a severely repressed adolescent, it was totally me. say hi to the product of nine years of elementary Catholic school |DD


lmao and I guarantee you the next day, the Angels send Hanekoma to tell Josh to stop abusing his powers for creepiness, and Hanekoma CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[ninja-butterfly.livejournal.com]

i went to ghetto fabulous school, so this would explain quite a bit. :D

AHAHAHAHAHA oh my god now you have to do it. and the ramen shop with the ramen doctor has to make an appearance SOMEHOW and oh my god. yesssss.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD THE RAMEN DOCTOR AT THEIR SECRET RAMEN BASE UNGH GOD YES

[ninja-butterfly.livejournal.com]

DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITTTTTTTT FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL /enables

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

OKAY, ENOUGH OF YOUR TEMPTING, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO GO TO BED SO AS TO KICK MY FINALS' ASSES TOMORROW

o7

[ninja-butterfly.livejournal.com]

LMAO OKAY, OKAY. GOOD LUCK! o7

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

back and i kicked dat final's ass o9

also, I know the guy in your icon is from misfits, but i swear, I have an RL friend who looks exactly like him. It's so weird.

[ninja-butterfly.livejournal.com]

THAS MAH BOIIII.

also, I NEED TO MEET THIS FRIEND LIKE.. RIGHT NOW. because robert sheehan is a beautiful, beautiful irish guy. >: