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DAY OFF TODAY.  PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES.  YAY.

Am I the last person in this universe to get and play Jak 3?  I played Jak and Daxter like immediately when it first came out, but when Jak 2 came out I was apparently not old enough to play a T rated game.

So I waited.  And sulked.

I got Jak 2 about a year-and-a-half to two years ago.  And I fell in love with Dark Jak instantly.  I was like, "DARK JAK I WANT YOU.  FOR REAL REALZ."  And the Kid was cute.  :D  Him and his lil' mutant alligator-dog...thing.  And Torn was the shizzle.  ASHELIN/TORN IS MAH OTP.  I don't know why Errol has so many fangirls, though.  Especially after Jak 3--eurgh. I even considered doing a Danny Phantom crossover with it (this was during my DP phase before Nick raped and murdered the show.  DX).  And I cried when they tricked us into thinking that Sig died.  And then I spazzed like a fool when he wasn't dead.

So anyway, I finally got off my butt and bought a preowned copy of Jak 3 for cheap this August while malling for school.

So, guess what that means?  FANGIRL RANTING TIME!  :DDDD

I haven't finished the game, by the way, so please don't spoil me.  I want to see if some of my predictions are right.

Okay, I was really sad when Jak got kicked out of Haven.  I was like, "WELL, NONE OF YOU DESERVE HIS SMEXINESS ANYWAY.  EXCEPT KEIRA.  WHO PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT HIM KICKED OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE.  ARGH."  And then I was all "Dark Jak Arena Pwnagement!"  

And I didn't like Damas at first, but then when he was all mopey about his dead (?) son, I was like, "OH MY GOD FATHER COMPLEX ILY."  I am a sucker for male characters in a father-son relationship/complex.  It's probably my favorite thing ever.  Instead of yaoi, write me two male characters in a brother-brother/father-son relationship, and I will glomp them like an otaku on steroids.  Maybe I'm just weird that way.  Gay men don't turn me on, but two straight men do.

Dax/Tess is the cuddly ship win, by the way.  :D

BY THE WAY.  TWELVE GUNS THIS TIME AROUND.  TWEEEEEEEELVE.  :DDDDDDDDDDDDD  My favorite is the deflecting blaster.  I like to sneak up on several enemies in an enclosed area, let loose with five or six rounds, and watch them all bounce around in there and die.  :D

AND THEN.  LIGHT JAK POWERS.  OH MAH GUH.  I still want my smexy little Dark Jak babies, but now I'm pretty much cheating on him with Light Jak.  Because he's so made of sexy win.  Augh.  :D  I like to fly around now that I got the flight power.

Oh yeah, and you can use guns in Light Jak mode.  FOR THE WIIIIIIN.  When I first found out by accident, I was like, "AVENGING ANGEL, BABY.  AVENGING FREAKING ANGEL."  And then I ran around killing a bunch of stuff while yelling, "I AM JUSTICE!"  This must be what Light Yagami feels like when he uses the Death Note, I think.  Think I'll start saying "sakujo" with every kill, kthx.  And I know only Mikami does that.  It's why I love him.  He's sexy.  And psychotic.  

In other news, I think I'm burning out.  I'm having a hard time caring about school anymore.  I just want the year to be over.  But then I have to look at colleges.  And grow up.  Every time I think about it, I just run away from the thought and go play video games.  Not sure, but I think I'm really depressed.  Sigh.

Drop a line. 

EDIT: FORGOT TO MENTION.  BLEACH 79.  ISHIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!  D:  He was so saaaaad..... :(
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