Pet peeves meme~

[elementalhero]

I haven't done a meme in FOREVARRR~  So I'm doing one now!  I stole this from.....geez, like, everybody.  :D

List ten pet peeves you have and why.

I. Total strangers who ask me where I'm going to college--

Okay, STEP OFF, TOTAL STRANGERS.  NAO.  My family has an excuse--they're all concerned for my future and stuff (AND THEY ACTUALLY KNOW ME WTF), but you people?  You have no excuse.  So when I'm working and you can't operate a FRACKING COMPUTER, and I'm helping you out because GAH-DAMMIT, IT'S MY JOB, and you're making conversation to make it perhaps a bit less awkward and I tell you my age?  DON'T ASK ME ABOUT COLLEGE.  IT IS NONE OF YOUR F**KING BUSINESS.

*deep breath*  That felt good.  Nine more to go!

II. People who act like it's my fault when I use a word they don't know--

Okay.  It's not my fault YOU DON'T READ.  TURN OFF THE DAMN TV AND READ A BOOK, AND MAYBE YOU WON'T LOOK STUPID WHEN I SAY "CONDESCENDING" AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.  USE YOUR EFFING BRAIN CELLS--YOU ONLY GET THE ONE SET, AND THEY'RE GONE.  ...Frackers...

III. MTV--

I...I literally want to throw up.  No.  I can't even do this.  These are the dregs of American society, people.  Please don't waste valuable hours of your life watching them.  And, for the love of God, they are not role models.  EVER.  (THIS GOES FOR VH1, TOO.  QUIT LOOKING SO SMUG.)

IV. Horseflies that chase me around when I'm walking my bike up this one big hill--

*cries*  J-JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU LITTLE BASTARDS~

V. my parents Close-minded people--

I admit, I do my best to keep an open mind, and sometimes I fail at it pretty hard.  But I try.  You?  You don't try.  You hear "Japanese," and think "POKEMONZ  WHAT A LOSER DORKFACE NO VALUE IN LIFE," or you hear "Catholic school" and think "AAAAAH CRAZY PSYCHO CONVERT BITCH WHO CAN'T HAVE FUN."  You know what?  Die in a fire.  I'm sorry.  I'm bitter today.  Dang, this meme is fun.

VI. People who can't spell--

YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL.  FOR GOD'S SAKE.  READ A FRACKING BOOK.  READ THE DAMN THING.  REEEEAD IT.  AND THEN EMULATE WHAT YOU SEE.  YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE FRACKING NATIONAL SPELLING BEE TO SPELL STUFF RIGHT (guilty don't look at me like that I know I'm a nerd).  AND AT LEAST CORRECT YOUR ERROR INSTEAD OF SHRUGGING AND GETTING ALL BITCHY DEFENSIVE, LIKE IT'S MY FAULT YOU'RE A DUMBASS.

VII. People who pretend to be vegetarians and are all self-righteous about it and then turn out to not really be vegetarians at all--

Okay, that was just the one person.  But still.  I don't get all self-righteous about eating meat; don't try to shove your dietary choices down my throat.  I honestly admire vegetarians (how do they do it HOW?), but that fades quickly when I'm constantly getting the "GOD YOU SCUMBAG I HOPE YOU GET PECKED TO DEATH BY A CHICKEN" look.

VIII. Unwarned Internet Porn--

DO NOT WANT PLEASE WARN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE~ DX

IX. People who call me "honey" while I'm working--

I don't care that I'm younger than you.  And I know that I don't wear a name tag.  But still.  I am not your fracking honey.  I am a paid member of the library staff, and I should be treated like the other ladies on duty.  STFU and take your sexism/ageism somewhere else.

X. Rap music.

I...I just hate it.  Do I need a reason?

THIS IS A FUN POST!  I TAG ANYONE WHO HASN'T DONE IT YET~

Comments

[ironside.livejournal.com]

Vegetarians!!! I am so in awe of how vegetarians do it!!! D8 ... I mean, I was for a while, but I found it so inconvenient. It's probably because there aren't many resources for meat alternatives in my ghetto neighborhood (i.e. the grocery store near me DOESN'T EVEN CARRY VEGGIE BURGERS WTH.) So it was more about availability than temptation... ? Srsly once I live hardcore-downtown-central for school, I will be unstoppable. Just not vegan. I like my dairy products. D:

......... the point is, I hate when the whole "I AM HELPING THE ENVIRONMENT AND YOU ARE NOT" kinda superiority thing pops up about vegetarians. I did it because I just didn't like meat. XD

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that kind of bothers me because it makes me feel really guilty even though I know I'll never do it, so I just feel like, "RANDOM, YOU'RE SUCH A SCUMBAG DIE." AND THEN I EAT A BABY JUST TO SHOW THEM~ no, not really

[ironside.livejournal.com]

ROFL

"Yeah, I don't eat red meat. Just things like, you know, chicken, turkey, ... babies."

Okay, so, I don't mind joking about baby eating. It's just when people get all sadistic with blenders and scalping and skdjlsdkfjldkfk ewww and find it funny :X YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT?! *flails*

[keepdreamingxx.livejournal.com]

..I HAD AN EPIC DREAM LAST NIGHT WHERE I WAS SENT TO A CATHOLIC BOARDING SCHOOL AFTER AXEL RAPED ME AND GOT A TICKET FOR SAYING A TEACHER SMELLS LIKE AN ONION OR SOMETHING. o____O;; It... was an odd dream. xD But yeah them people were crazy~ I know some people that go to Catholic/religious schools, and I've heard that they're worse than public schools. x___x; So, do you go to a Catholic school? ..does that mean Loren goes to one, too? -confused.-

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

LATE REPLY IS LATE *flail*

I went to a Catholic grammar school from kindergarten until the eighth grade, so no, Loren doesn't go to one, and I no longer do, either.

They're definitely not worse than public schools. In my limited range of experience, anyway.

[jaded-raindrop.livejournal.com]

OMG.

PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SPELL.

RAAAAAAAAAWR.

I FEAR THAT I WILL BE THE 'FREAK WHO CAN SPELL RIGHT' IN HIGH SCHOOL.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

IT'S OKAY I WILL STILL LOVE YOU~

[wickedxxlovely.livejournal.com]

Okay.

That thing just made my laugh out loud.

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

:D