elementalhero | Who watches the Watchmen? MEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

The Watchmen movie.

Does not deserve an Oscar.

It deserves an entire wing of the Louvre roped off and dedicated to mounting and displaying EVERY SINGLE FRAME OF FILM.

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I never really liked Rorschach as much as fandom seems to. Except for now. The movie has made me love him. Oh my god, the casting was incredible. And for a guy who dies in the first five minutes, omfg Comedian aklajdkaldjakldjkadhfjafhka YOU ARE SUCH AN AMAZING CHARACTER I DON'T KNOW IF I HATE YOU OR LOVE YOU.

And homg Dr. Manhattan LET ME HAVE YOUR BLUE BABIES, BILLY CRUDUP HOLY GEEZ.

AND LAURIE KICKS ASS~~~ I LOVE HER~~~~~~~

No squid. D: But the ending made sense and was still beautiful, so... *shrug* It would have taken about another hour if they left in the squid plot. I didn't mind.

HOLY GOD WHOEVER PLAYED ADRIAN WAS AHKLDSAJSKFAKLHSKSAJFLJAKFHJSKAFSAJLFJASKFJASKFSJK SO SOCIOPATHIC AND SKINNY AND HE HAD THAT CRAZY FANATICAL GLEAM IN HIS EYES ONLY JUST BARELY HIDDEN BY HIS SEXY HAIR GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Poor Hollis didn't get his death scene (but that's okay because his death was the one that made me the saddest).

It was really uncomfortable watching the ~~Batmobile~~ Archimedes sex scene with my dad sitting next to me. BUT THEN RORSCHACH KILLED A GUY WITH A TOILET, SO S'ALL GOOD~

LAURIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT HER TO BE MY MOM