elementalhero | OH HEY LOOK ANGRY CAPSLOCK

Naruto 480 is out. I AM GOING TO ATTEMPT TO KEEP A LID ON THE ANGRY CAPITAL LETTERS starting now.

~Goddamnit look the title page is really sexy, too, man why you gotta put a damper on my love for Sasuke when I know I'm going to be pissed at him, Kishi ;_;

~ffffffffuuuuuuuuuu look at Sasuke in that bottom corner panel, he's gorgeous, why are you doing this to me you bastard

~I'm confused. Tsukuyomi can control time in the real world, now? It doesn't feel like an ass-pull to me because I genuinely am not sure what's going on.

~okay, so Sasuke...made Danzou think the eye on his arm was open...but. Why? To make him think the technique was still activated?

~Karin you're so pretty sob please don't die I don't want you to die sob sob sob

~Oh, I spoke too soon, Madara is now helpfully explaining what happened and why it was logistically sound. Madara, you are the only thing keeping me loving this manga right now. Please make it better. Somehow.

~kaldsjskadlskal stop looking so goddamn sexy, Sasuke, I am trying to be angry at you

~Why would Madara want to retrieve Shisui's eye? It couldn't be a Mangekyou...could it? Maybe it's just a respect thing.

~g-god and they're being shippy with the biting and the GOD I CAN'T DO THIS I CAN'T READ ANY FURTHER, MAYBE IF I STOP RIGHT NOW IT WILL ALL BE OKAY AND THE FAIL AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER WON'T HAPPEN--Oh, I flipped out. Sorry. I said I'd be good for as long as possible.

~Yes, Danzou. Yes, you can die yet. Die now. Please.

~holy shit a giant fricking tree

~I love the panel of Karin and Sasuke, and Karin's just like "wha?" and Sasuke's like "huh?" and her arm's like STILL IN HIS MOUTH ahahahaha...ha... D| /SOB, PULLS OUT FLASK/ KISHIMOTO, WHY WOULD YOU RUIN THIS SHIP FOR ME, I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAND ;A;

~So...Shodaime's cells are going crazy and taking over his body....uh. Okay. .__. /whatever, I just go with this anymore

~fffff Danzou's got a palm tree for a head

~AHAHA AND SASUKE JUST RUNS RIGHT PAST HIM. SASUKE, YOU IMBECILE.

~aaaaargh again with the female hostage plot device. I mean, usually I make excuses for you, Kishimoto. I could say that Karin's the only logical hostage because Sasuke's crackling with lightning right now, and Danzou'd just 'zoop' right through Madara, but you know what? I DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HER LIKE A DICK. I'M THROUGH WITH DEFENDING YOU.

~and I would normally be like aaaah the way he looks at them and with Karin and aaah this could be construed as so shippy BUT I CAN'T. BECAUSE YOU RUINED IT. FOREVER. /CRIES

~Danzou wants. To attempt to use Shisui's genjutsu. On Madara. LOL.

~and I would normally be thanking Kishimoto for letting us know how much of a hypocrite Danzou is right now BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO KILL KARIN. It makes me so. fracking. angry that I could have been happily enjoying this chapter up to this point but I can't because I know Kishi's about to suddenly screw everything up for me. So angry.

~And him telling her not to move should have me passing out with shippiness BUT I CAN'T. SO SCREW YOU, KISHI.

~HOLY FUCK THAT

~aaaah that was a terrifying spread what the shit

~fffuuuuuuuu there it is. :|

So obviously we're supposed to be going "OMG SO HE IS REALLY IRREDEEMABLE WOW :O" but it was just. so badly executed. and I just.

what just happened.

/cries.

ETA:

Someone pointed out to me that Karin might be alive by virtue of Sasuke stabbing Danzou under her arm by the narrowest of margins, and that would be why he told her not to move. Which would take this chapter and not only allow me to enjoy all the parts I mentioned I wanted to enjoy, but also make it the shippiest thing ever, so wonderfully I might have to go join a monastery just to fully devote my life to contemplating its wonder.

I am terrified to get my hopes up, because to have them crushed again might kill me.