NARUTO 482
Feb. 10th, 2010 02:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elementalheroIN WHICH MY WEEK IS MADE.
~Naruto being kind of a sulky idiot. BUT I WANNA BE THE MAIN CHARACTER AGAIN POUT POUT
~Sasuke looking pretty again ;w;
~Sai fighting Kiba and Lee!
~DKSLFDJSKFLDSJKFLS SAKURA PWNING ALL OF THEM OMG OMG 8DDDDDD
~ooooh melty ink Sai bunshin thing. Cool
~MADARA WHIRLWIND....VORTEX....THING.
~Kariiiiiiiiiin :'O you're still aliiiiiive~ ;~;
~aaaaaaaah Sasuke: "Us? When did we become allies?" STOP TRYING TO GET BACK INTO MY GOOD BOOKS, SASUKE. BECAUSE YOU SUCCEED TOO DAMN EASILY XO
~he looks kind of...unreadably upset? I might be allowing my already-formed opinions to taint my reading, though.
~....wait. so. Karin was a ninja? From Grass? She looks ridiculously young, though, how could she be taking a Chuunin Exam? WAT.this ruins every justification I have ever made for her non-combat skills btw. /HEADDESK
~aha and she's like OH SHIT WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A BEAR WHY
~.............what.
~I am.
~so confused.
~what, srsly, what.
~I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON LET'S JUST SKIP THIS I DON'T EVEN. KNOW. ANYMORE.
~......
~so is she like. How could they possibly have met? Did Orochimaru tamper with her memories? Did she delude herself into believing she knew him before? THIS MAKES NO SENSE I AM SO CONFUSED WRYYYYYYY.
~I'm not even mad! Being mad would require me to understand what's going on!
~OKAY SRSLY NEXT PAGE.
~also stop making those faces, Sasuke, you are not helping yourself in any way OKAY NEW PAGE NOW.
~GIANT UCHIHA OFFICE BUILDING.
~okay so it's probably some kind of eye storehouse but SRSLY LOOK AT IT AHAHA MADARA YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LOL.
~Naruto! Using the sick kid/pile of pillows strategy! IT EVEN WORKS FOR NINJA. XD
~;~~~~~; don't kill her that would just ruin it, Sasuke
~SAKURA TO THE RESCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
~omg this must hurt Karin so much. Or maybe she's glad to be not-dead? IDK, I think it would hurt to be so unimportant it doesn't matter if you live or die, especially when Sasuke's being distracted by his pink-headed former teammate. ;~~~; i still love you, Karin. AND YOU TOO, SAKURA. HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH TEAM UP AND KICK SASUKE'S ASS AND THEN MOVE TO A COOL VILLAGE TOGETHER AND BE AWESOME LADIES 8D
~GASP SAKURA'S LEAVING KONOHA.
I am so pleased with many things in this chapter:
~SAKURA'S A BAMF.
~Karin's alive! For...now...but still! ALIVE.
~SAKURA'S A BAMF.
~Sai is pretty.
~SAKURA'S A BAMF.
~Naruto playing the "ill kid" card to escape. XD
~SAKURA'S A BAAAAAMF.
~lol Uchiha office building
~SAKURA
~IS
~A
~BAD
~ASS
~MOTHER
~F**KER.
I think, though, that we can officially declare my ship sunk. I'll just. Be paddling my leaking lifeboat over to join the Suigetsu/Karin shippers. ;_;
And on that note, Karin's backstory. WTF. WTF. WTF. Every time I look at that page, I feel like I'm on crack. It reminds me of my wacky dream about Disney making a SasuKarin movie. WHERE IS SUIGETSU WITH THE HADRON CANNON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
Verdict: extreme improvement to my Naruto-related happiness. NEXT CHAPTER, SAKURA MUST HEAL KARIN AND THEN TEAM UP WITH HER TO BE AWESOME.
~Naruto being kind of a sulky idiot. BUT I WANNA BE THE MAIN CHARACTER AGAIN POUT POUT
~Sasuke looking pretty again ;w;
~Sai fighting Kiba and Lee!
~DKSLFDJSKFLDSJKFLS SAKURA PWNING ALL OF THEM OMG OMG 8DDDDDD
~ooooh melty ink Sai bunshin thing. Cool
~MADARA WHIRLWIND....VORTEX....THING.
~Kariiiiiiiiiin :'O you're still aliiiiiive~ ;~;
~aaaaaaaah Sasuke: "Us? When did we become allies?" STOP TRYING TO GET BACK INTO MY GOOD BOOKS, SASUKE. BECAUSE YOU SUCCEED TOO DAMN EASILY XO
~he looks kind of...unreadably upset? I might be allowing my already-formed opinions to taint my reading, though.
~....wait. so. Karin was a ninja? From Grass? She looks ridiculously young, though, how could she be taking a Chuunin Exam? WAT.
~aha and she's like OH SHIT WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A BEAR WHY
~.............what.
~I am.
~so confused.
~what, srsly, what.
~I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON LET'S JUST SKIP THIS I DON'T EVEN. KNOW. ANYMORE.
~......
~so is she like. How could they possibly have met? Did Orochimaru tamper with her memories? Did she delude herself into believing she knew him before? THIS MAKES NO SENSE I AM SO CONFUSED WRYYYYYYY.
~I'm not even mad! Being mad would require me to understand what's going on!
~OKAY SRSLY NEXT PAGE.
~also stop making those faces, Sasuke, you are not helping yourself in any way OKAY NEW PAGE NOW.
~GIANT UCHIHA OFFICE BUILDING.
~okay so it's probably some kind of eye storehouse but SRSLY LOOK AT IT AHAHA MADARA YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LOL.
~Naruto! Using the sick kid/pile of pillows strategy! IT EVEN WORKS FOR NINJA. XD
~;~~~~~; don't kill her that would just ruin it, Sasuke
~SAKURA TO THE RESCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
~omg this must hurt Karin so much. Or maybe she's glad to be not-dead? IDK, I think it would hurt to be so unimportant it doesn't matter if you live or die, especially when Sasuke's being distracted by his pink-headed former teammate. ;~~~; i still love you, Karin. AND YOU TOO, SAKURA. HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH TEAM UP AND KICK SASUKE'S ASS AND THEN MOVE TO A COOL VILLAGE TOGETHER AND BE AWESOME LADIES 8D
~GASP SAKURA'S LEAVING KONOHA.
I am so pleased with many things in this chapter:
~SAKURA'S A BAMF.
~Karin's alive! For...now...but still! ALIVE.
~SAKURA'S A BAMF.
~Sai is pretty.
~SAKURA'S A BAMF.
~Naruto playing the "ill kid" card to escape. XD
~SAKURA'S A BAAAAAMF.
~lol Uchiha office building
~SAKURA
~IS
~A
~BAD
~ASS
~MOTHER
~F**KER.
I think, though, that we can officially declare my ship sunk. I'll just. Be paddling my leaking lifeboat over to join the Suigetsu/Karin shippers. ;_;
And on that note, Karin's backstory. WTF. WTF. WTF. Every time I look at that page, I feel like I'm on crack. It reminds me of my wacky dream about Disney making a SasuKarin movie. WHERE IS SUIGETSU WITH THE HADRON CANNON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
Verdict: extreme improvement to my Naruto-related happiness. NEXT CHAPTER, SAKURA MUST HEAL KARIN AND THEN TEAM UP WITH HER TO BE AWESOME.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2010-02-10 11:11 pm (UTC)Oh, I totally have that feeling. It is, in fact, my primary theory. :D
Idk, flying in the Death Star trench with Juugo? NEW THEORY.
ffff no one can blame you, they are both ~fabulous~
no subject
Date: 2010-02-10 08:36 pm (UTC)EXIT PURSUED BY A BEAR!
HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH TEAM UP AND KICK SASUKE'S ASS AND THEN MOVE TO A COOL VILLAGE TOGETHER AND BE AWESOME LADIES 8D
YESSSSSS. Haha actually those joke theories about Karin and Sakura ditching Sasuke to go be lesbians together are becoming more and more likely.
Be paddling my leaking lifeboat over to join the Suigetsu/Karin shippers.
Yaaay! Don't worry, we have lots of fun over in SuiKa Land.
Also, yay for Kiba and Lee staying loyal to their harem-mistress! :3 And Karin's flashback was made of WTF RETCON WTF.
SAKURASAKURASAKURASAKURASAKURASAKURASAKURASAKURASAKURA
no subject
Date: 2010-02-10 11:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 02:08 am (UTC)and pornno subject
Date: 2010-02-11 01:00 am (UTC)Sakura being awesome is always welcome; now she just needs to punch Sasuke in the face, really, really hard when his guard is down.
...Maybe knock a tooth loose.
At least give us one punch before Naruto shows up, Kishimoto. I ask for so little here.
A Saukra/Karin teamup would also rock.
Karin's backstory is...yeah, we'll just gloss over that WTFery.
no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 02:21 am (UTC)yesssss badass face punching \o/ AND ALSO A LADIES TEAM UP.
no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 03:18 am (UTC)Ladies team-ups make everything better. Now if we could just get Ino and Hinata in there we'd be golden.
After they mopped the floor with Sasuke they could go kick Naruto's ass for totally ignoring Hinata's confession for way too fucking many chapters.
no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 06:04 am (UTC)yeeaaaaaah I approve of these plans. o9
no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 01:10 am (UTC)Madara: Sasuke, you've had a long day. Go and take a nap.
Sasuke: BUT I DUN WANNA
Madara: Sasuke, you will go and take a nap right now.
Sasuke: NU
Madara: SASUKE DON'T MAKE ME NINJA TWIRL OUT OF HERE
Sasuke: I HAD A NAP YESTERDAY
Madara: YOU KNOW THAT WHEN I NINJA TWIRL OUT OF HERE THAT THE PLOT WILL FREEZE FOR AT LEAST THREE CHAPTERS AND YOU WILL HAVE TO CONFRONT ~SOMEONE FROM YOUR PAST~
Sasuke: BUT I'M NOT TIRED
Madara: /NINJA TWIRLS OUT OF THERE
Sasuke: Shit.
no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 02:22 am (UTC)/ninja twirls~
no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 03:07 am (UTC)Crap!
Date: 2010-02-11 02:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 06:01 am (UTC)also: genin!Sasuke pwns bears. :|b
no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 05:04 am (UTC)The masochistic kind of bomb!
Which is probably why we're all on it.
no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 06:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 09:02 am (UTC)I DON'T EVEN CARE IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. it is glorious.
I love Sakura sfm and it upsets me when people take what she says at face value and hate her :|
no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 07:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 09:31 am (UTC)But Naruto being a delinquent to escape Tenzou was pretty fucking rad, ngl.
no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 07:37 pm (UTC)RANDOM DRIVEBY COMMENT
Date: 2010-02-11 09:35 am (UTC)I keep reading that as "hardon cannon." 8P
no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 07:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-11 09:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-13 03:28 am (UTC)OKAY FINALLY READ UP XD
Date: 2010-02-12 11:29 pm (UTC)And obligatory icons made. >>;
no subject
Date: 2010-02-13 03:29 am (UTC)THE GREATEST FLASHBACKS INVOLVE PWNING BEARS :|b
no subject
Date: 2010-02-14 09:09 pm (UTC)I don't know. I had to punch a grizzly or two back in 'Nam when I was holding off the zombie hoards.