NARUTO 482
Feb. 10th, 2010 02:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
IN WHICH MY WEEK IS MADE.
~Naruto being kind of a sulky idiot. BUT I WANNA BE THE MAIN CHARACTER AGAIN POUT POUT
~Sasuke looking pretty again ;w;
~Sai fighting Kiba and Lee!
~DKSLFDJSKFLDSJKFLS SAKURA PWNING ALL OF THEM OMG OMG 8DDDDDD
~ooooh melty ink Sai bunshin thing. Cool
~MADARA WHIRLWIND....VORTEX....THING.
~Kariiiiiiiiiin :'O you're still aliiiiiive~ ;~;
~aaaaaaaah Sasuke: "Us? When did we become allies?" STOP TRYING TO GET BACK INTO MY GOOD BOOKS, SASUKE. BECAUSE YOU SUCCEED TOO DAMN EASILY XO
~he looks kind of...unreadably upset? I might be allowing my already-formed opinions to taint my reading, though.
~....wait. so. Karin was a ninja? From Grass? She looks ridiculously young, though, how could she be taking a Chuunin Exam? WAT.this ruins every justification I have ever made for her non-combat skills btw. /HEADDESK
~aha and she's like OH SHIT WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A BEAR WHY
~.............what.
~I am.
~so confused.
~what, srsly, what.
~I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON LET'S JUST SKIP THIS I DON'T EVEN. KNOW. ANYMORE.
~......
~so is she like. How could they possibly have met? Did Orochimaru tamper with her memories? Did she delude herself into believing she knew him before? THIS MAKES NO SENSE I AM SO CONFUSED WRYYYYYYY.
~I'm not even mad! Being mad would require me to understand what's going on!
~OKAY SRSLY NEXT PAGE.
~also stop making those faces, Sasuke, you are not helping yourself in any way OKAY NEW PAGE NOW.
~GIANT UCHIHA OFFICE BUILDING.
~okay so it's probably some kind of eye storehouse but SRSLY LOOK AT IT AHAHA MADARA YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LOL.
~Naruto! Using the sick kid/pile of pillows strategy! IT EVEN WORKS FOR NINJA. XD
~;~~~~~; don't kill her that would just ruin it, Sasuke
~SAKURA TO THE RESCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
~omg this must hurt Karin so much. Or maybe she's glad to be not-dead? IDK, I think it would hurt to be so unimportant it doesn't matter if you live or die, especially when Sasuke's being distracted by his pink-headed former teammate. ;~~~; i still love you, Karin. AND YOU TOO, SAKURA. HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH TEAM UP AND KICK SASUKE'S ASS AND THEN MOVE TO A COOL VILLAGE TOGETHER AND BE AWESOME LADIES 8D
~GASP SAKURA'S LEAVING KONOHA.
I am so pleased with many things in this chapter:
~SAKURA'S A BAMF.
~Karin's alive! For...now...but still! ALIVE.
~SAKURA'S A BAMF.
~Sai is pretty.
~SAKURA'S A BAMF.
~Naruto playing the "ill kid" card to escape. XD
~SAKURA'S A BAAAAAMF.
~lol Uchiha office building
~SAKURA
~IS
~A
~BAD
~ASS
~MOTHER
~F**KER.
I think, though, that we can officially declare my ship sunk. I'll just. Be paddling my leaking lifeboat over to join the Suigetsu/Karin shippers. ;_;
And on that note, Karin's backstory. WTF. WTF. WTF. Every time I look at that page, I feel like I'm on crack. It reminds me of my wacky dream about Disney making a SasuKarin movie. WHERE IS SUIGETSU WITH THE HADRON CANNON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
Verdict: extreme improvement to my Naruto-related happiness. NEXT CHAPTER, SAKURA MUST HEAL KARIN AND THEN TEAM UP WITH HER TO BE AWESOME.
~Naruto being kind of a sulky idiot. BUT I WANNA BE THE MAIN CHARACTER AGAIN POUT POUT
~Sasuke looking pretty again ;w;
~Sai fighting Kiba and Lee!
~DKSLFDJSKFLDSJKFLS SAKURA PWNING ALL OF THEM OMG OMG 8DDDDDD
~ooooh melty ink Sai bunshin thing. Cool
~MADARA WHIRLWIND....VORTEX....THING.
~Kariiiiiiiiiin :'O you're still aliiiiiive~ ;~;
~aaaaaaaah Sasuke: "Us? When did we become allies?" STOP TRYING TO GET BACK INTO MY GOOD BOOKS, SASUKE. BECAUSE YOU SUCCEED TOO DAMN EASILY XO
~he looks kind of...unreadably upset? I might be allowing my already-formed opinions to taint my reading, though.
~....wait. so. Karin was a ninja? From Grass? She looks ridiculously young, though, how could she be taking a Chuunin Exam? WAT.
~aha and she's like OH SHIT WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A BEAR WHY
~.............what.
~I am.
~so confused.
~what, srsly, what.
~I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON LET'S JUST SKIP THIS I DON'T EVEN. KNOW. ANYMORE.
~......
~so is she like. How could they possibly have met? Did Orochimaru tamper with her memories? Did she delude herself into believing she knew him before? THIS MAKES NO SENSE I AM SO CONFUSED WRYYYYYYY.
~I'm not even mad! Being mad would require me to understand what's going on!
~OKAY SRSLY NEXT PAGE.
~also stop making those faces, Sasuke, you are not helping yourself in any way OKAY NEW PAGE NOW.
~GIANT UCHIHA OFFICE BUILDING.
~okay so it's probably some kind of eye storehouse but SRSLY LOOK AT IT AHAHA MADARA YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LOL.
~Naruto! Using the sick kid/pile of pillows strategy! IT EVEN WORKS FOR NINJA. XD
~;~~~~~; don't kill her that would just ruin it, Sasuke
~SAKURA TO THE RESCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
~omg this must hurt Karin so much. Or maybe she's glad to be not-dead? IDK, I think it would hurt to be so unimportant it doesn't matter if you live or die, especially when Sasuke's being distracted by his pink-headed former teammate. ;~~~; i still love you, Karin. AND YOU TOO, SAKURA. HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH TEAM UP AND KICK SASUKE'S ASS AND THEN MOVE TO A COOL VILLAGE TOGETHER AND BE AWESOME LADIES 8D
~GASP SAKURA'S LEAVING KONOHA.
I am so pleased with many things in this chapter:
~SAKURA'S A BAMF.
~Karin's alive! For...now...but still! ALIVE.
~SAKURA'S A BAMF.
~Sai is pretty.
~SAKURA'S A BAMF.
~Naruto playing the "ill kid" card to escape. XD
~SAKURA'S A BAAAAAMF.
~lol Uchiha office building
~SAKURA
~IS
~A
~BAD
~ASS
~MOTHER
~F**KER.
I think, though, that we can officially declare my ship sunk. I'll just. Be paddling my leaking lifeboat over to join the Suigetsu/Karin shippers. ;_;
And on that note, Karin's backstory. WTF. WTF. WTF. Every time I look at that page, I feel like I'm on crack. It reminds me of my wacky dream about Disney making a SasuKarin movie. WHERE IS SUIGETSU WITH THE HADRON CANNON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
Verdict: extreme improvement to my Naruto-related happiness. NEXT CHAPTER, SAKURA MUST HEAL KARIN AND THEN TEAM UP WITH HER TO BE AWESOME.